Chapter 1: A weird start
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{This novel used a lot of curse words and pornography image. Pls consider before reading this}
"Why don't you work"
Sun Zhen exclaimed out loud while trying to fix the TV.
Meet Sun Zhen, 21 years old, had an average look and extremely easy to piss off.
"Dammit, f**k you, motherf**ker"
He kicked the TV down after trying to fix it for 3 hours. He followed the instructions in the manual on how to fix your old TV but all he did was changing the wires inside.
Not only he didn't stop damaging it, but he also stepped on it multiple times then threw it out of the window from his room.
"... Hah...Hah...for God sake, that thing cost 1000RMB yet it didn't even fcking work properly for half a year"
He bought it from an outdoor market, he got tricked by a scammer and he paid for a half baked product. Of course, he wanted his money back but considering there were at least 20 muscled men surrounded the shop, he knew there wasn't any way to get the money back.
<Ring.Ring> He also got a cheap phone but at least it was a Nokia brick.
"Yeah? Sun Zhen here. Who is it?"
"Dude it's me, XXX. Turn on channel 6, there is something you need to see. Man, this is maybe the most shocking news I have ever seen in my entire life"
"..."
"Hello, are you there?"
"Yes.....YES, I heard from you. Channel 6. Ok bye man, I need to do something"
"Remember to call me back....."
He couldn't take it anymore, he was so angry to the point his nose was bleeding.
"Fck it. Too tired"_____After tired himself with the TV and the call from his friend, he decided to go to sleep.
*Outside his house*
"Did you see the news? When I first saw it, I was so shocked that I spit all my food out"
"Yeah, I saw it on my phone when I was taking a dump. I literally so scared, I shit myself"
"Hey, what are you guys talking about?"
"Oh, you don't know about the news? Here watch this"
One of the guys gave to his friend the phone to watch the shocking news that Sun Zhen didn't give a crap about.
*Channel 6*
"Good Afternoon Lady and gentlemen. This is channel 6 and me, XXX your host will bring you top news today"
"And Today top news is the most shocking and horrifying news you have ever seen. At 23:47 yesterday, a UFO appeared in our Solar system. The unidentified object seems to be appearing out of nowhere and it took almost an hour for NASA to have a clear view of the UFO. Please have a look"
A sphere-shaped UFO appeared on the screen and its body was a white color like a moon but what made it outstanding, was a big red looking eye on it.
"Yes, the picture clearly so us what kind of UFO we are looking at... OK, we have just received that we will have a special guest coming. Please welcome the CEO of ASB.Inc, Mr. Bai."
"Thank you. Please let me explain what we are looking at. First, it is an alien tech that we haven't seen before and Alien is the biggest mystery that we have tried to find for over decades. Second, are they friendly or not? Maybe they are invaders, perhaps they have prepared mind control"
"Sir, please. We are Live right now. Please don't scare the viewers"
"What? I am trying to..."
The security team came in and escorted him out immediately after the warning.
"Who invited him? And what the heck ASB.Inc? Alien Is Bad?"
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"... Wait are we still on?!!! Turn off"
"Ok, we will be back after this message"
--Please Remain Calm--
Sadly the whole thing was recorded.
*In Space*
[Planet 23954AB ||||
Domination Species: Human]
[Evaluation: Good Enough]
[Commensing MC choosing]
[Had found MC: #%##^##%]
[Name: Sun Zhen - MC material]
[Commensing "Persuade MC" - Yes/No]
"Yes and please turn on Memory Wipe Interface"
The UFO in space started to get brighter and the red eye shot a red beam to Earth. The beam was meant to wipe out everything related to the UFO, including the news and memories.
At the same time, it penetrated Sun Zhen's mind when he was sleeping.
*Sun Zhen's house*
Sun Zhen was having a nightmare. He dreamed that the TV grew extremely muscled arms and legs then it kicked and stepped on him. At some point, he saw it grew a d*ck and tried to f*ck him. The d*ck image got Japanese censored style like porn he watched and it horrified him so much that he woke up by convincing himself to wake up or else his ass would be destroyed.
"Finally, that some nightmare. I can not believe the TV came back to haunt me... Huh?"
He woke up in a strange place and surrounding him was trees, flowers, grasses and a beautiful sky filled with stars that would amaze people. But the most shocking thing he saw right now, was the muscled TV in his dream and it stood in front of him. He could still see the d*ck.
"....I must be dreaming again"
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"Sr Mr.Sun are you okay, can you see me?"
The TV spoke with a laughing emoji on its screen. Sun Zhen was at his limit, the TV really haunted him.
"Why are you so pale Mr.Sun"
Run. That the only thing in his mind. He started running before he let the TV touch him. He didn't care where he was running, his ass was more important than anything right now.
He ran for at least half an hour. Usually, he couldn't run for 2 minutes because he was too lazy but seeing the TV really push him to the limit. He then looked back and saw the TV also running but the d*ck went back and forth.
"I swear to god, next time I will treat my thing better. Now please let me go, I will even build you a shrine to ease your soul... Please I am begging you, don't follow me"
He and the TV ran for a while but he was a normal human so he was out of breath and felt down on the grass field. The TV also stopped and came near him. There was only despair in his eyes as the d*ck came closer, he could hope this dream would end before that thing came in.
"Dad, your son is going to meet you soon"
He closed his eyes and swear that he would burn the goddam TV after getting out of this.
"Mr.Sun, you are really scared of me. I just want to talk"
"... You are lying, look at that erecting d*ck"
"Sir, what you seeing now. It is just your imagination. I took the form of the thing you saw in your mind. I thought you would be comfortable seeing me like this"
".....Wait!!!!! What the heck is going on?"
He suddenly realized that where was here and why the muscled TV appeared. If this was a dream, why did he felt so tired of running and why he could feel the grass so he asked her where they were.
"To answer your question, we are still in your mind. It just that your mind is also lazy, so you still have the same physic in the real world"
"..."
"Sir, do you need me to transform to something else?"
"Yes, could you change form please"
"Don't worry Sir... Here!! Better?"
The TV turned into a beautiful girl with a white dress. She was so beautiful that his mind could not comprehend. The beautiful face, the gorgeous boobs, the perfect slim body and best of all, the round ass. No, it is an insult to describe her. She was A true goddess.
"YESSSSS, it is so better"
"Good, we can talk now...Ahem, congratulations Sir, you have been chosen to become our MC"
"MC? Main character? Can you explain to me more"
The girl happily explained to him about the Authors and the Readers. And one of the Author, her master, choose him because he had the MC material.
"So basically, I will reborn in a world like Xianxia( Cultivation ) world where I have to face enemies and dangers almost every day, but I can dodge that if the Readers doesn't want me to fight every day"
"Yes, right now the trend of Xianxia really stable. We just need to follow what Readers want. And you can request the Author for some things before we transfer you"
"Cool, can I have a system. That may help me in the novel. Also, can I have a picture of you, wait no, imprint the image deep into my soul so that I can see you every day"
"Sure, those request will be considered"
"Oh wait there is one more thing, can you ask the Author to let me retain my old memories"
"That will be arranged. The deal is done. Please sign here so that the Author can take your soul out of this universe"
She brought out a paper and he signed it without hesitation. The request section also filled with his wishes.
The moment he signed it, he disappeared from the strange world. At the same time, his soul got out from his body and flew to the UFO in space. When his soul was near the UFO, a hand came out and grabbed him. It was the Author and beside him was the girl from his dream.
"Great work, now let go"
The UFO flew into the distance and nowhere to be seen. Planet Earth never knew or remembered anything about the UFO.
But what Sun Zhen didn't know that the moment he left his body, the body went into the vegetable stage. It took 6 days until his friends came and discovered his body. He was dead because he didn't eat anything or drink anything in a long time.
*A month later*
"He is a good man, you know. Despite being a hothead, this guy really patient with me. He even helped clean my house once"
"Yeah, pity his life came to end like that"
"Dude low down your voice. His mom is here"
It was Sun Zhen's funeral, and every relatives and friends came to see his burial day.
There was even a very hot girl held Shun Zhen's picture. Apparently, this girl had a crush on him.
"Why did you left me???? I have been saving it for you!!! Whyyyyyy"
A guy came near the coffin and also cried for Sun Zhen.
"Thanks to your idea that you gave me a month ago, the company was saved and we are now making billions. I was going to share with you but you have left his world... I promise you that I will build you the best looking grave ever"
Seem like Sun Zhen would receive all this luck if he stayed back on Earth. Sadly, he never knew it.
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