As Satan sat down, he saw that everyone present had some sort of formal wear on, so he made a decision
He walked into a room that the humans call a "bathroom" or a "restroom", and instantly changed into one of the outfits he saw someone wear (using his powers, of course..)
When he walked back to his seat, the place was already pretty full
On his way to his seat though, he stopped by the person who he first talked to since he entered the church
"I would like to make an announcement later on, in front of everyone present." Satan decided that he would just tell everyone at once, rather than individually approaching people he deemed worth of helping
After all, this 'Church' DID worship HIM, Satan
(He actually believed that they worship him, instead of them worshiping god..)
"Uhh.. sure.." it was kinda weird to announce something to everyone, especially if it's your first time there, hence, the mans confusion/hesitation
"Good.." Then Satan walked back to his seat and sat down
Then, they started doing what they do everyday at church, such as reading from the Bible and stuff like that
Satan didn't pay much attention to this, as he was thinking about how exactly he would reveal the truth to all of them
If he did in fact listen to everyone else, he would of heard God and Jesus's name being praised and worshiped, not his name
Unlike him not really knowing about churches all that well, (other than knowing that they follow and worship someone)
Satan DEFINITELY recognized God and Jesus's name
Satan really despised, or more like hated with a passion, God.
If it wasn't for God and Jesus Christ , Satan would still be an angel in heaven.
Satan, back when he was known as Lucifer, wanted as much attention as Jesus was receiving from god
But now, all Satan wanted was to destroy God and Jesus Christ
Anyways, it was time for him to go up and speak
As he walked up the aisle towards the stadium/stage, he noticed some people staring at him
He just took it as maybe some of 'his' followers noticed that it was him...
They were actually just thinking that what he would say might be important, and maybe he was some priest from another church, but many doubted that idea
Even though Satan made himself look human, the human he turned into looked like a major playboy, who no one could trust
Some people were crossing their fingers in hope that this teenager going up wouldn't anything stupid
Well, this 'teenager' WAS going to do something stupid, alright!
When Satan got to the stadium/stage, he took a microphone and said
"Hello, dear followers.."
This confused a couple of people as to why he referred to them as that, but they just quickly dismissed this idea.. maybe he was just referring to them as God's follower or something...
"As some of you may have already realized.." he paused and looked around at the confused faces of the audience
"I am your lord-" he was interrupted by a few gasps
'Did this boy really just dare to say he was god?!?!' Was common among many of the thoughts of the people in the church who witnessed this..
"Ahem. I am your Lord Satan.."
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