🐝Dear diary today is the first day that I met Big Brother.🐝
While sitting down across from me, my new brother-in-law is looking at me with a strange look in his eyes I think that he may have eaten something bad. Poor Big Brother. While dad is shooting daggers from his eyes because and I quote '' A guy like this isn't good enough for my daughter'' Big Brother may have a stomach ache. Maybe I should give him some of my medicine, maybe he'll feel better then.
''So Elise mind telling me how exactly did you get married without your father even knowing?''
'' I fell in love.''
''L l loveeee? ''
''Yes.''
''With this...'' Dad is yelling with a red and angry face.
''Father, big sister says, remember Kata is here.''
While both of them are arguing Big Brothers face is getting even worse I think his stomach is starting to hurt worse. Thinking to myself tell that a stomach ache is really painful I sneak out and go get my medicine. The bottle was pretty, with Pixies and fairies and it tastes good, just like strawberries. I hope Big Brother like's strawberries.With my mission accomplished I sneak in right next to Big Brother and talk softly right next to him.
''Heyyyy''
''Hm''
''I got a solution for your problem''
''?'' Big brother is looking at me a bit strangely, he may be embarrassed.
'' I also don't feel good my tummy hurts . This will help you right away and it doesn't taste bad it tastes just like to strawberries.'' I told him with a big smile without realizing that the room has gotten quite and everybody was looking at us.
''... you think that I have a stomach ache...''
''Yes''
''... and you're giving me medicine because...?''
'' Because I want you to feel better.''
''Whi...?''
''Because you're my Big Brother.'' And a pretty stupid one since you need to ask all these questions. Not that I'm going to tell him.
While I was thinking that Big Brother started patting my head just like you do to a little animal.
''Thank you'' he said with a small smile. I may just let him pat my head a bit more. Unfortunately Dad just had to ruin the moment.
''Nooooooo. One daughter is more than enough. I'm not giving you my second one.'' he started screaming again while pulling out his hair.
Well, my dear diary that's all I wanted to tell you today. I hope I can tell you some more funny stories soon. Till then peace and love from the planet cat🐱🧚♀️💙💚💛🧡💜
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