Chapter 2: Are You RETARDED!

we start with a prophecy time to bludgeon you with back story! There was once a lineage of reincarnated perfect protagonists, no flaws whatsoever! That means we can relate to them because they annoy us, they will definitely relate to our sinful ways. My am I such a good writer. So they defeated a Dark Lord called Sir Heavy Armor with their sword if instant killing. This sword can kill anything with a magic beam, called seamen the beam if shot at female genitalia they will become pregnant but if shot anywhere else it is an instant kill because it smites evil it is extremely cool right! Anyway exposition backstory 1 done! it is time for the villain backstory. The villain that has died many years ago was once a farm boy who liked playing Yankee-doodle with his brother called Will Die, nickname Die he was born With one scene of screen time which was Yankee-doodle while playing an assassin murdered Die and then Sir Heavy Armor vowed revenge so a dark mage appeared and fueled his anger with dark magic and heavy armor! But one of the perfect protagonists killed him after getting and destroying the macguffin Prologue End. Miles I'll get you candy, be back then be there for your afternoon massage! said Miles' mom. Ok then look at the sword I got it K after that I will go on an adventure! said miles. Ok miles! bye! Miles not knowing that the adventure would be too easy. Meanwhile in the castle of evil, so subtle shhhhh. the Dark Lord said I am evil the substance since philosophy is the enemy of shallow stories. anyways the kid is part of the lineage. hmm, ah I know! I will send monsters from weakest to strongest that is smart! A goblin arrived Heavy armor said die! then squashed him! Miles said oh no a goblin then the sword does the work for him slashing the monster like shishkebab, we need flextape for this guy! Whoa! said miles then a baby dragon appeared it pissed it's pants then commited seppuku. A horde of monsters (it was actually every monster) appeared miles was suddenly good with the sword then found the macguffin on one of their necks. he crushed the macguffin and then went into the castle while waiting the Dark Lord said why am I evil, I could've been better. *sigh* then the hero came in Dark Lord said "I've seen the error of my ways the universe is fickle ethics is just a system but I learned that there was a reason for ethics, kill me." the hero shoots a beam of seamen killing him. then he got all the chicks in the world the end