???- Finally second re-watch of Naruto complete and Naruto is still the most bullsh*t plot-armoured character and Itachi should have gotten EMS not Sasg*y the emo brooding sh*t he's only slightly better then Naruto Ninja-wise but needs a looooot of help on the emotional side
???- sssssssss Yo what's with the lights you know I'm an otaku I don't get sunlight. Wait....I don't live with anyone though.
ahhhhhhhh
A shrill scream was heard that day making all men sad that a woman with such a voice had died. Not realising that it was our friendly mc .
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"oi this is pretty awesome for death. I mean black voids, heaven and hell are just too unrealistic."
"FORGIVE ME"
He turned to see an old man bowing at his feet stuned and not knowing why he asked him only to receive a... surprising answer.
"I'm sorry me and another God where playing ping pong and we didn't realise that the ball went over and killed you. Okay I'm bored of this clishe now we are bored and you will be our entertainment if you disagre we erase your soul and you don't exist you accept we give you stuff and you do you as long as you entertain us."
"ummm....a System that allows me to master everything regardless of restrictions, world travel and an infinite adapting body."
"Done bye."
AHHHHHHH
I really just wanted to do this quickly as I really don't want to put it into too many cliche moments