Chapter 6: this will make you laugh
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
-. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
- If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
- The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
- The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
-. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
- War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."
- The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- At every party there are two kinds of people those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other."
- "If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else."
- Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right."
- "To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target
- Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away."
- Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
- Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born
- Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper."
- Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem
- I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives."
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile."
-A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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