Chapter 4: Thank You Kind Bunnies
White fur balls all around me, despite the fact that they are only the size of a rabbit. Being stared at by hundreds of them while their white yellowish horns pointing at me, slowly closing in..... It's a bit scary, after all, even if i know i can kill them in one hit to the chest while blocking their attacks. Blocking hundreds of them attacking me all at once would be quite difficult if not impossible, besides this is mostly my fault....
'Judging by how they circle around and not attacking right away, shows that they have intelligence. Perhaps they can be reason with.' Was what i thought to myself while toggling off the Devil's Aura and storing the Black Iron Umbrella into Inventory.
"Hey there furr-errr Rabbits, how are you doing? Sorry about that, i forgot to turn off my skill, see i am not scary anymore, correct?? So please do not attack, there is no need for violence, this is just a little misunderstanding."
'Hey, would you look at that ('v'). They seemed to understand a bit of what i am saying.... Wait a minute, why do they still seemed afraid while looking at me from top down and bellow my right foot???'
As i follow the line of their sights, thus recalling one of my Pawpaw's routine advice...
"Hideyo, you are a hard worker and quite bright, but you do tend to zone out when overthinking or focusing on something, be careful, boyo, mwahahaha". He said while picking me and my bicycle up from the gutter, because i crashed dived into it while thinking about velocity and efficient control method for the bycycle. This happened back when he was teaching me on how to ride a bicycle at kindergarden....
The reason why i remember this is that i am still wearing the full black outfit with fighting gloves.... Imagine suddenly seeing someone in the middle of the forest wearing what i wear, standing near a carcass of your friend lying dead with smashed lung and heart with blood flowing slowly from the mouth.
'You would have to be extreme gullible or lacking in brain cells to believe what i had just said....' as i blushed by my own carelessness to once again forgetting to store the damned bunny carcass.
'Let's try to explain this once again...'
"So what happened here wa..."
"MYUUUUUU""MYUUUUUU""MYUUUUUU" "MYUUUUUU""MYUUUUUU""MYUUUUUU"
"MYUUUUUU""MYUUUUUU""MYUUUUUU"
"MYUUUUUU""MYUUUUUU""MYUUUUUU"
"MYUUUUUU""MYUUUUUU""MYUUUUUU"
"MYUUUUUU""MYUUUUUU""MYUUUUUU"
"MYUUUUUU""MYUUUUUU""MYUUUUUU"
"HOLY CRAAAAPPPPP" was what i said while rolling to dodge overhead attacks aiming at my head then executing several capoeira style flips avoiding their low aimed dashes, then jiujitsu's kuzushi to deflect several unavoidable attacks. Fortunately, those little furballs did not attack at the same time.... however, my back is currently facing a huge tree while ahead of me lies a kind of white barricade formed by those bunnies stacking up onto one another, circling me while seemingly winding up for a joint attack.
'Marvelous, so these intelligent creature could coordinate such strategy to eliminate common enemy. I wonder if there is someone training them or is this one of nature's wonder?..... What the hell am doing, cut it out!!!'
"Woooooah!!!"
The reason i yelled in shock as i execute a Jujitsu's Turtle guard stance in hopes to minimize the damage only to my back area, is because those little white ball flew at the same time forming a moving large white furry wall with hundreds of horn homing on me.
'Damned, so even with all the system and gifts i received... I still end up dead looking like a reverse porcupine....' was what in my mind as i brace myself for the impact and pain.
Then came the sound of impact like a pouring rain upon every part on my body, mostly on my backside for about 5 seconds, before realization dawn upon me.
'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, that feels nice.... Hmmmm??? Why does it feels like i am having a back shiatsu???'
A few seconds later the sound ended, followed with multiple sound of animals crying in agony and the feeling of furry things sliding of my back. Curious of what really happen, i slowly rise up from the ground undoing the turtle stance, all the while slowly glancing upon the confusing view in front of me.
"What happened to you guys???!!!!!?????"
Anyone would be confused, seeing several hundred of white roundish furrball with cracked horn, twitching in agony and passing out mostly with clear expressions of pain.
"This is too weird.... Am i not the one supposed to be dead or in agony???" I expressively sound my confusion while looking confounded unable to input what just happen because during the massive joint attacks, my view was obstructed by the ground and my arm (which i use to protect the back of my head and neck).
[End of battle report:
Total damage sustained: 0
Total damage dealt:
- Counter/defensive damage dealt: 4600
(Avg dmg 20 x 230 Enemies)
Total Exp Received:
- Hunt exp: 23 Exp
(Decreased by 90% due to zero death)
- Lvl up 1
- 1 Skill Acquired
- 2 Acquired skill level up]
Apparently, after being initialized, the system shows report at the end of battle. After viewing the info, it was clear that there was 230 bunnies that attacked me (but, why are they the ones that sustain damage?) and the exp decreases greatly when the opponent is still alive at the end of battle. However, it is still unclear wether the enemy have to be unconscious or not.
"Let's stop thinking for a minute, as i recall the inventory can store unconscious living being too, let's try it out before learning other things and analyzing it."
Slowly moving to still agonizing bundles of fur then willed the inventory to store my unintentional victims.
[230 Mini Bunnies and 1 Mini Bunny's Carcass Stored]
Soo, now i know the name of these marvelous kind hearted fur balls. You may wonder why i said kind hearted, it's obvious that with just minimum effort, the gains received are quite decent, moreover i had a relaxing shiatsu.
'I am touched with the kindness you guys have showed me, thank you kind bunnies. Don't worry, i will take care of you guys.'
I mused while grinning and walking towards the meadow to eat and drink. However, it needed to be said that the content of my thought plus grin would have a terrorizing impact on my students, children and grandchildren.
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Hidesama
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