THE NEXT THING YOU'LL DO IS CALL HIS NAME WHEN I'M MAKING LOVE TO YOU

"Dude, I'm going crazy over here. I just know I am." Xuan Chaya lamented to Xiao Maiguo on his cellphone.

Xiao Maiguo, sitting on the edge of a king-sized bed, blanket draped around his waist, replied. "Calm down. What's going on?"

"I can feel myself falling in love, and I can't stop it. The worse part is that I don't even want to."

"Who are you falling in love with?" Xiao Maiguo asked. Feigning ignorance.

"You know very well, you bastard."

Xiao Maiguo chuckled in reply.

"Don't laugh. It's not even funny. I catch feelings for someone for the first time and it happens to be a man?"

"Dude, I can't even tell if you're having a gay-panic or a love-panic. Which is it?"

"I don't know. Both?"

"Where is he?"

"He went out. On some stupid date with some other man. The thought of what they might be up to is driving me nuts."

"You have those kind of feelings for him. Why did you let him go out with someone else?"