Richard was walking down the street when he saw six men with knifes trying to rape a girl in the alley. He tried to ignore it but the farther he got the more guilty he felt. The girl was crying for Richard help but he kept walking until he saw that the men were her family. Now Richard is frozen in place and thinking what to do then he had a super crazy idea that would save the girl.
Richard: If I ever find my past self I will beat him blue.
The crazy plan of a stupid dumbass:
1: Get their attention
2: Knock one man out and take his knife.
3: kill the one armed with a gun and then take his shit.
4: Kill one more man then ultimate move.
5/ultimate move: Run and cry for help like a little bitch.
Now the plan worked until the point where he jacked that one dude gun. Little did our mc know is that all the gun was unloaded and when he tried to shoot he was beat down. He could only look at the men who were beating on him because he cock blocked them. Now before he dies one thought go's through his head: this is so tragic I'm gonna by some old horny bastards.
Unknown god: Hahahaha stupid dumbass did you really think they were going to let your plan unfold?
Richard: Shit your damn mouth you crazy trickster and who are you anyway?
Unknown god: Oh I forgot about I am Loki god of tricks and I'm gonna incarnate you.
Richard: Do not make me laugh how can the horse god that played tricks on other God's be serious?
Loki: So you dare to laugh in my face low and pathetic mortal?
Richard: Yes I am laughing in your face so like they say in Brooklyn bite me!!
Loki: Oh stupid mortal it won't be me who's biting!!
Loki: Come out my loyal son fenrir and his puppies!!
Fenrir: *Growl*
Richard: *Gulp* please don't hurt me I'm just a bug in the higher being eyes let me serve you.
Loki: Oh so now you wanna act like a little bitch huh?
Richard: Yes holy and humble being.
Loki: Originally I was gonna give you four wishes and let you choose the world but now you only get three!!
Richard: Stupid and trolling god I swear I hate him.
Loki: Huh what you said want me to make it two wishes and I choose world?
Richard: No please don't high and mighty being don't do that.
Loki: Oh i forgot to tell you a car hit you when you blacked out.
Richard: Damn!!
Loki: Let's forget the past and make your three wishes and choose the world mortal.
Richard: ok
1: I want werewolf bloodline
2: I want vampire bloodline
3: I want a system like in those novels.
world: Marvel ultimate universe
Loki: Gotta admit you chose some really wishes.
Loki: Sadly I will grant both bloodlines but you will have choose which one first is that okay with you?
Richard: Yes it is ok for now.
Loki: Oh and also you won't have system until you choose which bloodline it is you want first.
Richard: Ok that is all sir?
Loki: Yes that is all.
Richard: Now send me to the world Loki!!
Loki: Now remember you will be given something extra since I feel bad about your death.
Richard is then at that moment swallowed by a bright light and the stench of blood and death. He looks around so and he see's bodies and almost knew immediately who put them their when heard. You will die damn wolverine!! Then he saw Logan and juggernaut slam his body into wolverine body.Barely missing Richard new and op body scares the absolute shit out of him. This then causes Richard to think what he could do with his new power then remembered what Loki told him. Then he said out loud unlock vampire bloodline!! Then his system says:
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Name: RIchard
Bloodlines: (100%vampire) (100%werewolf sealed)
Strength: 20758996
Agility: 18638
Tittle: Dracula great grandson
Ability:(Shape shift) (Bloodlust) (Super regeneration) (Mind battle) (Super stamina) (Super speed) (Flight)
Curse: Once bitten
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Richard: Oh I'm so op right now come at me juggernaut!!
Wolverine: Someone get that dumbass outside of here!!
Richard: Watch it Logan!!
Juggernaut: Here I come weakling!!
This moment juggernaut charges Richard and is then stopped by some supernatural power. He looks at Richard and notices how Richard eyes are glowing a dark red color. He then hears Richard say: How dare you attack Dracula's bloodline!? Juggernaut then tries to beg for his life but is killed by Richard with the bloodlust and once bitten powers. Then all uninjured and injured muntants look at him in awe.
Wolverine: How did you kill him?
Richard: Take me to the mansion then I will tell Xavier.
Wolverine: Follow me.
Richard: Ok
They walk a little then discover a invisible jet.
Author: I am very lazy so I have no schedule