in the middle of the capital there is a very long queue of women, seen from the clothes they wear, they are nobles not ordinary people. even though the weather was very hot, they were willing to stand for hours waiting. they are here to queue for a shop called [WOMEN PARADISE]. they provide cafes, salons, and women's clothing that they have never seen and exist in continent flowers. we can see how popular this place is, even the rules in this shop, do not distinguish between kings or ordinary people, their service is equally, even though you are ordinary people or royal families, they have to queue up! there had been times when one noble woman would not wait and use her authority as a noble, forcibly using her personal knight, and not long after they entered that place, the two knights vanished, and the noblewoman was banned to enter the place. the women was angry and used her family power and name to destroy the place, but before they did that, 10 days later, the noble family simply disappeared without trace, even the royal family of red rose turn blind when questioned the disappearance of one the big noble families, the king already know how powerful this building owner was.
and in cafe like country japan on earth, there private room for VIP card, with soundproof, no sound from inside or outside. in that room, princess Diana chatting while laughing with someone, princess Diana famous because her cold to other, even to other royal Princes and princess, even with HERO from another world, she talking to only with one person(even though that was acting). but in this room, she laughing and eating natural and didn't slightly care about manner with this person.
"*lol* so Vio you're saying, you eat that fruit you called cherry and get poisoned hahaha are dumb? huahaha" diana held her stomach and laughing hard at women called Vio.
"you're too loud diana!" the beautiful women called vio with Purple hair and purple eyes can't but flustered.
"but... but huahahaha"
"diana!"
"Vio, even ordinary people know that you called fruits is alchemists herb for antidote for poison level 10-20"
"but the size and the colour is same! the different is their tree... uuuu"
"huahahaha"
"diana i hate you!"
"eeeehhh?"
"hmmph"
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"nice to meet ya cutie♡"
the beautiful blonde hair woman sitting on the chair while leaning her head on her hand.
i gaze at her without blinking, too beautiful! long straight hair, golden eyes, her skins is white as snow.
"what are looking at me without blinking i'm that beautiful?"
"ah..oh..um very, very beautiful... " i said with admiration.
"what are you talking nonsense?! even you said something sweet i will not give more presents to you hmmph" she flustered and looked away so cutee
"cute"
"hmmph"
"ahem.. so, what goddess light lope-sama calling me for?"
"ah... i forgot" what... i nearly fainted, even goddess can forgetting something! i said in my heart.
"... then can i go back?" I asked is she really goddess?
"wait! uhum, first allows me to greeting you, High Human from Darkness Continent Shadow."
"its already late.."
"i'm sorry... it's because i, too much used my power to summon you"
"summon me?" for what?
"actually....
please don't hate me! i need to pay my rent and my internet connection! so i must work all a day~~~~
huuff* i back to the inn after that...
"welcome back husband"
"wuaahh papa hug"
went i opened the door at the room we stayed, rena greet me and alicia running towards me.
"im back" I replied, i took out my mask and hug alicia and lifted her.
"waahh papa smell another woman" alicia sniffing around my neck
"geh!" how did she know?! then the room become cold... i looked towards rena, she gaze toward me with smile that make you feel very very cold..
"dear husband??"
"y-yes!"
"explains!"
"yes ma'am!"
and then, i tell her everything..
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the goddess lope telling me that i already dead...yeah dead..burn to the death...
"seriously?"
"it's good isn't?"
"what good about?"
"you can release your virginity~"
"you're rig-...that's not it! haa.. well whatever. so what are you calling me here for?"
"first! here." suddenly black block with [?] on her hand appeared, then she toss that to me..
"oii be careful! what is this?"
"that your reward. because wrecking havoc in the holy land~." she said with mysterious smile.
"when?" holy land? never heard it.
"secret~"
"so what the box is this?" i observe the box and nothing special from this.
"it's weapon random box"
"random box?"
"ummm~ there a Crossbow Daedalus, Holy Sword, Odachi Fireborn, Dragon Sword etc, even legendary Excalibur you dreamed of!~" how did she know that.. that my dark past! but if there really Excalibur .. i can't help but excited little.
"how i used this?" i asked her.
"shake it and throw it~"
"oh okay." i shake the box while praying Excalibur... Excalibur... then ha! I throw it to the ground..
the box starting to glowing different colours at fast speed and shaking..
10 seconds later, it's stopped shacking and the glow disappeared.. suddenly a name appear on air above the box! EXCALI-... there a name i hope to appeared! this is the sword i dreaming at middle school till now!
"ooohh not bad!" [lope]
i ignored her and walk towards the box.
"where the item?"
"insert your hand towards the box~"
"oh okay" i do as she say. and then... my expression become weird... it's not sword..... it's really not sword.. its like iron stick.. i lift my hand slowly...slowly.. when my hand visible with the thing.. I immediately throws the thing to the ground with anger!
"ITS NOT EXCALIBUR BIT EXCALIBAR DAMMIT!" yeah.. is crowbar..
"pfft woahahaha" lope laughing hard at me while held her stomach.. damm this goddess played me..
"you-!
"hey it's not my fault you get that weapon pfft huahahaha"
"you calling this #@## weapon?!"
"pffft hauahahaha"
"stop laughing you-"
"but...but pfft hahahahaha"
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[EXCLIBAR]
RATING : MYTHICAL
DAMAGE : 5000-7000
LEVEL : NONE
EFFECT : ????
DESCRIPTION : ordinary handsphike from planet called earth.
when i see the description i nearly fainted what the the...!
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