Chapter 1: This is not recommended to read

I wish I could find out why but my head isn't working. I read a book that said I recommend to not read but screw that I am a bad ass. I read this Webnovel and it was meh and I just thought they said not to read because it wanted people to be interested in it. It was a basic novel about a guy who talked about how he read the novel and had his head not work and was talking about how it was about a guy who read a novel that shouldn't be read and his head doesn't work so on and do fourth. (I bored so I made this, wonder if it will get a lot of people to read)