Chapter 29: People Change

'Hey big boy!'

"Oh god," Laz groaned

"Come on, time to get it up baby."

"Jesus, this thing has different wake up settings," Laz groaned out load again, turning over to find his phone.

"I cant't wait until you stick that huge meaty rod right in my.."

Hitting the cancel button, Laz sat up and looked at his phone. He didn't want to get reminded about any big meaty rods.

'Honestly, an alarm like that would not go over well if I ever brought a girl home,' Laz thought to himself as he looked around the shabby apartment.

'Actually, that's probably not my biggest problem. I doubt she would even want to stay the night.'

Getting up and walking to the bathroom, Laz took off his boxers as he turned on the water. Stepping back for a moment, he caught sight of himself in the mirror and couldn't help but be surprised.

When did he get abs?