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Rage : The Path (Parody Chapter)

(A/N: This will be moved to Auxillary chapters soon. I just wanted to vent out and be the dumbass some of the commenters want me to be. I appreciate all the kind feedback from my fans and just wanted to write this as parody/satire. It won't stop the other 2-3 chapters I'm releasing later.)

*Trigger Warning. This Chapter may contain violent and graphic content. You have been warned.*

Vahn mindlessly slaughtered every monster on the 14th floor before he realized he didn't have to take things so slowly. He started self-mutilating his body and derived pleasure from the incisions in his flesh. Why wait to suffer wounds in a fight when he can just maul his own body whenever he wants? What use is pain resistance if he doesn't exploit the fuck out of it right?

He carved into his flesh and even wrote the names of the people he liked on his arm. It made him feel closer to them, and he especially enjoyed the fuzzy feeling that spread in his mind as the blood continued draining from his body. He quickly managed to transition between his turtle and vermillion bird forms, but why should he be satisfied with just that?

Vahn kept mutilating his own body until the flames began to burn out and were replaced by an azure radiance that pulsed under his skin. It was cool so he kept going even further and watched as azure/golden scales began to cover areas of his body. Small horns from his head and his hair began dancing in the wind due to the aura his body was generating. Lighting emitted from his eyes as a powerful repressive force emerged from his body.

Observing his change, Vahn noticed he had become much more muscular and his height had increased. Instead of his puny 150cm midget body from before, he was now 200cm tall with muscles that would make any girl collapse from pleasure as the mere sight of his manly frame.

Vahn looked at his surroundings and realized that this dungeon was just a prison, even if it wasn't for himself. Couldn't he just use his Chainbreaker skill to break the entire thing? Realizing his own foolishness for trying to become stronger on his own, Vahn began channeling the skill with all his willpower. He noticed that his parameters were increasing at an astronomical rate since they too were just another thing restricting his body.

A terrifying aura spread throughout the entire dungeon as the dragon sealed at the bottom looked up with fear in its eye. On the surface, all the weaker people began collapsing at the sheer majesty of the aura while the various gods and goddesses had to resist its effect by mustering their own Divinity. All the non-plot related characters spontaneously died as sounds began ringing in Vahns head about all the negative karma he was gaining.

Vahn scoffed at the number before willing it out of the system. What use was karma the wielder of 'The Path'. There was nothing that could restrict him after all. At this point, all of his stats had nulled and turned into infinity symbols. His level was no longer represented by a number but instead showed MAX.

Vahn laughed loudly, and each syllable carried with it a powerful destructive force. Every single monster in the dungeon began to explode under the pressure and he began gaining OP by the millions. He immediately completed his quest and obtained a Zanpakutou it its sealed state. Vahn scoffed at the idea and channeled his energy into the blade.

Since the Zanpakutou shared the characteristics of his soul, it too couldn't be restricted so he immediately awakened his Bankai which transformed the blade into a 7m long jade-white sword. Vahn lifted the blade and cut down with a tremendous might. The entire tower of Babel and the dungeon beneath were split in two and created a crevasse more than 20m wide.

Vahn allowed himself to free fall into the hole before realizing gravity was also just a restriction, so he started flying. He quickly arrived at the bottom of the tower and disintegrated some strange goddess covered in black miasma before beheading the giant black dragon that had the audacity to attack him. He put it's head into his inventory as proof of his subjugation before leaving the dungeon.

After he exited, he saw thousands of people surrounding the tower in a panic. Every major Familia and their gods had gathered to investigate the rampant destruction and were in awe seeing the god-like boy floating in the air before them. Vahn gazed over the crowd and all the men spontaneously felt inferior and looked away while the women blushed at the sight of Vahn's majesty.

When he had changed forms, all the clothing and equipment that had been restricting his body were annihilated so he stood there in all his naked glory for the whole world to see. From the crowd, Hephaestus could be seen with both of her eyes uncovered as she marveled at his form.

Vahn smiled and waved his hand, pulling Hephaestus towards him. He used a billion OP to purchase a skill that would allow him to form divine grade relics with just a thought and then created a pure golden hammer made of condensed flames and gifted it to her. "Now you're mine." Before she was able to respond, Vahn kissed her deeply as waved his hand an disintegrated her clothing.

Hephaestus didn't resist at all as she understood her place as Vahn's possession. She let the boy that she had grown so fond of ravishing her body as the onlookers stared slack-jawed at the sight. She moaned loudly and contentedly at being able to experience the pleasure only known by a woman who had submitted herself to a strong man.

Vahn continued plowing into Hephaestus as he felt the pleasure overwhelm his body. He used his [Hands of Nirvana] which had also reached SSS to rapidly heal her body to prevent her from breaking due to his mighty force. From the crowd, he could see several other women looking at him with anticipation. Vahn quickly ejaculated inside Hephaestus and imbued his energy into his semen to guarantee she would be impregnated. Even though Goddesses couldn't conceive the children of mortal men, Vahn wasn't bound by such a restriction.

Vahn descended from the sky as he waved his hand and stored Hephaestus into his inventory. Though it didn't allow him to keep living things inside, Vahn, of course, wasn't going to pay any attention to that restriction. What were the laws of the world against his awesome power?

Waving his hand, all the well-known characters from the manga were pulled towards him. For the ones that weren't yet of age, Vahn accelerated their time and forced their bodies into a mature state. Even though some of them resisted at first, he was able to bring them endless amounts of pleasure with just a single caress and they quickly began squirming under his prowess.

From the side, some of the Familia's the girls belonged to tried stopping him, but Vahn just waved his hand and created an isolated space that even gods couldn't enter. He continued ravishing the women until they were a sloppy mess barely able to stand. They all had enamored smiled on their face as even people like Ais were groveling at his feet while trying to lick his toes. Vahn felt proud of himself for subduing such quality women with no effort.

Waving his hand, he stored them all into his inventory before looking towards the tower that had been split in twine. Raising his palm, Vahn made good on his promise to burn the tower and created a giant sphere that consumed the entirety of the structure. Everyone in the City began to disintegrate and Vahn frowned slightly before waving his hand and instantly resurrecting them all. He wasn't a monster after all.

After he was done, Vahn looked into empty space before cracks began to appear in the sky itself. The shards rained down and a black void was opened in reality which Vahn passed through with ease. Sis had told him that he would have to give up some of his power when he went to other worlds, but Vahn didn't care about such insignificant restrictions. Instead, he cut through the dimensions until he had arrived at the stone dais where his journey began.

Vahn waved his hand and created thousands of dimensions cracks that opened to several worlds. He even spent some of his OP to purchase anime/manga from the system shop and downloaded it to his brain all in the time it took for an electron to circumnavigate an atom. He then purchased the shadow-clone jutsu from the shop and instantly mastered it.

After creating thousands of clones, Vahn sent them into the various worlds he had connected to his own personal dimension. To expedite the process, Vahn created a spatial field where time was enhanced by thousands of times. He brought the girls out of his inventory and marveled at their sensuous forms. He began ravishing them again while channeling his [Promethus] to increase their strength.

He completely ignored the restrictions of the skill and instantly brought it up to rank SSS. At this point, all of the girls had also transcended their limits and were essentially immortal goddesses. Vahn started ravishing them in an endless orgy as OP began pouring in from the thousands of worlds visited by his clones. Every few minutes memories would enter his body after a clone had completely conquered the world he sent it to.

Without having to make any effort on his part, Vahn was able to experience thousands of lives all at once. He married countless girls from all his favorite anime/manga and sired hundreds-of-thousands of children of his own. There were even worlds where he created clans that lasted for generations under his leadership as he subjugated the various gods and pantheons of each world.

When his clones got tired or defeated, they would disperse and upload the memories to Vahn's main body. The women left behind would be devastated, but since his clone had increased their strength to a massive extent they were able to cut through the dimensions and find their way to Vahn's main body.

Laughing madly, Vahn continued reveling in the pleasures of the flesh for eons until he finally started getting bored. There was even a time where he made a body for Sis and embraced her for a hundred years straight. It was very interesting seeing a previously synthetic energy construct moan out with emotions.

Once his lust had been sated, Vahn created a clone for all of his women who now numbered more than 140 million. He cut through space until he found his way to an isolated white space where the Goddess Klyscha resided. She looked at him with horror on her face after seeing what he had done.

Before she could say anything, Vahn silenced her mouth with a kiss as he immediately forced her body into estrus. He had waited a long time to get to the point and wanted to return everything he had received to her. How else could he thank her for giving him something so convenient as 'The Path'?

Vahn continued to make love to Klyscha for eons as she moaned out in pleasure that shook the very heavens. Even though she still resisted, she was unable to prevent her bodies natural desire to submit to Vahn from taking over. Eventually, she gave up trying to reason with the boy she had placed all of her hopes in and just accepted her role as a woman fated to serve his desires.

When he was finally satisfied with Klyscha, Vahn left a clone to tend to her needs as he made his final stop on his journey. Since he wasn't bound by space or time anymore, Vahn went to the point where his mother had just given birth to him. He saw the woman on the verge of death and waved his hand to make her immortal. He looked at his tiny and pale self before scoffing at his own weakness.

Vahn reached his hand towards the past version of himself as his Mother tried protecting the newborn child. She was frantic after seeing the god-like Vahn suddenly appear in the hospital bed. Even though she felt a strange affection towards the man, she was more concerned about protecting her baby than understanding the uneasy feelings building within her.

With a gentle smile on his face, Vahn waved his hand and gave his mother all of his memories related to the past. She paused as the processed all the information before looking incredulously towards Vahn. "Vahn...?" His mother tested the word on her lips before smiling brightly. Her little boy had grown up and overcome so much just to make her happy.

Vahn reached forward and his mother no longer resisted as he imbued all of his power into the young infant's body. By the time he was finished, his original form disappeared as the infant opened its aquamarine eyes that showed an infinite intellect and power. Vahn could see his mother smiling down at him as the nurses and doctors stared on in horror at the events that were transpiring.

Vahn allowed himself to fall asleep in his mothers embrace while splitting off a small piece of his consciousness. He began to destroy the souls of all the people that harbored ill will towards him and his mother. By the time his purge had ended, nearly two-billion people had been erased from the world. Vahn didn't even leave any memory of their existence behind as he altered fate to recognize his infant body to be the god of this new world. A world he created for himself to allow him to walk along 'The Path' he had decided upon.

(A/N: Alternate Titles: 'This is some bullshit','Wow, very hard to write OP MC, such plot, such character!')


CREATORS' THOUGHTS
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I apologize if this offends any of my fans, but I had to get this piece of crap off my mind~!

Clarification of Mechanics

[[PARAMETERS]]

Parameters in Danmachi~! Everyone wants Vahn to be strong, but the 'laws' of the world restrict everything regardless of their race. The only exception to this rule are 'monsters' who are able to break the restrictions a bit, but it is at a heavy cost~!

LEVEL: The purpose of level is to act as a container for the exilia(experience). The bigger the container, the more experience it can hold. BUT, each level only increases the size of the container the same amount as Level 1, they don't get progressively larger with each increase. That means a person can gain experience to increase the boon of their falna by a MAXIMUM amount based on their potential. For most people, this is around 3000 total parameters(the stats listed below). For prodigies or people that want to strengthen their foundation, they typically push themselves to earn upwards of 4300-4500 total parameters before leveling up. When a person levels up, ALL of their parameters go to what is referred to as a 'hidden' board which is the culmination of all the parameters they have gained from their levels EXCLUDING the current level. All parameters for the current level can be viewed by anyone that sees the Familia Crest on the back.

POWER: This is not only raw strength but also allows the person to influence the physical 'laws' of the world. That means people with enough power can generate shockwaves and stuff with their punches and perform other superhuman feats. A big misconception about power is that it is additive, but that is not the case. A person with 200 Power is not simply twice as strong as a person with 100 Power. Due to skills, proficiency, and mastery of the worlds 'laws', the more power a person has the more they are able to tap into their strength beyond their limits.

ENDURANCE: Endurance is the ability to resist not only physical blows, but also allows them to disperse some of the physical 'laws' of the world. That means people become shock resistant and also able to disperse blows away from their body without taking a lot of internal damage. That means people can get blown into walls and stuff, but instead of experiencing the full impact it would disperse into the wall (which is what causes the circular cracks you'd expect to see). Endurance also determines how much stamina a person has and how quickly they can recover. People with high endurance don't get tired as easily and require much less sleep than normal people.

DEXTERITY: Dexterity doesn't make you good with a bow or anything like that, but if you have high dexterity you CAN be good with a bow. Dexterity is technical prowess and control of your body. That means if you have very high agility, but low dexterity, you would be incredibly clumsy and even smash into stuff if your perception and awareness are low. The most practical means to increase dex is to increase your actual technical skills and prowess. That means you'd have to learn combat techniques and apply them into your fighting style instead of just relying on instincts. A Samurai or a Knight would have VERY high dex, whereas a brawler or a berserker would have relatively low dex (though they usually make up for it with their intensity and perception).

AGILITY: Agility isn't just raw speed, but also allows the body to adapt to rapid changes in direction. It increases everything about movement capabilities including spacial awareness and body control, which is why it has a synergistic relationship with Dexterity. Same as a Power, a person with 200 Agility isn't simply twice as fast as someone with 100. The person with 200 agility can make greater use of speed 'laws' which allow their body to almost ignore things like spontaneous acceleration and rapid changes in direction (which would make a normal person's organs slam into their own skeleton). Even without high endurance/power, a person's resilience against speed is determined by how much they can use the 'laws' and not their body's physical restrictions~! (Normally if a person could break the sound barrier, but had a mortal body, they would literally die. But in a world like Danmachi, a person can have low Power/Endurance but still move at supersonic speeds at higher Agility Levels. It is because they can ignore the effects of the speed on their body.)

MAGIC: This is inarguably the hardest stat to increase in Danmachi unless you're some kind of genius, elf, or spirit. It influences a person's understanding of magic 'laws' which allows them to increase the mana they can contain in their bodies. At higher levels, they can even use the elements in the air to supplement their own reserves. Magic also enhances a persons perception and mental clarity. People with incredibly high perception AND magic are even able to communicate with spirits as well as sense hidden/invisible objects. At the extremes, it even allows a person to sense the structure of magical objects/constructs and break them down.

EXTRA INFO: SOUL TIER's influence on stats.

As I said previously, a person is restricted by their level for how much total stats/parameters they can possess. For most people (Soul Tier 1), they are restricted to 3000-3500 total parameters per level. If they don't level up immediately, they can push themselves to obtain over 4k stats, but it will start to burden their body and can even cause physical/mental disability. Prodigies/Heroes are people that have (Soul Tier 2) or very close to it. They are able to exceed the limit even further and reach around 4500+ parameters, while people like Bell Cranel (original MC) can get even higher stats due to the influence of his skill [Liaris Freese] and the fact he has a modified soul. Vahn had Soul Tier 2 when he was still Level 1, which is the ONLY REASON he was able to get 5500+ stats with the support of [Will of the Emperor] and [Rakshasa Body]. He is far more durable than normal people his level and has higher potential because of the strength of his soul. Once he gets to (Soul Tier 3) he would have around 6000-6300 limit on parameters per level without obtaining any new skills. You have to keep in mind though, this is the MAXIMUM if he pushes himself to his limits over and over. Even getting over 5k stats is very difficult, much less reaching the 5500+ mark. In the original anime/manga, even Bell Cranel faced this issue (even though his skill is busted). He typically levels up around 5200+ points while only his first level was a bit higher (remember he had fought and exceeded his limits against the Minotaur and even entered mind-down after the battle).

I hope this clears things up a bit.


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