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27.62% Gate Guardian - Song of the Frozen Soul / Chapter 92: NEVERMIND FIGHTING, LET'S KISS INSTEAD

Chapter 92: NEVERMIND FIGHTING, LET'S KISS INSTEAD

NEVERMIND FIGHTING, LET'S KISS INSTEAD

Actually, we don't have to move away to check the others. The northern wall of this research room has been breached, and two boys went rolling together with cement chunks and steel bars because of the explosion. It was Heushac and Kristoff. 

"Agh!" Both of them cried. 

A silhouette behind that smoke started to appear. She's a short girl wearing a wizard's hat like Gandalf or Dumbledore. But her outfit makes her more look like a succubus, as it was revealing her pale white skin. Her flat chest is covered by a strap, and she wears a chastity belt that looks more intriguing. And she has this tiny bat wings on her back. 

She has red eyes and has a triangle sigil on it, making it obvious that she was cursed. And there is this long ax resting on her right shoulder. 

"Ufufufufu!" It was a witch's laugh. "You boys are really amusing to play with!" 

"Is that…" Amy muttered as she had her eyes widened due to shock. Then she looked at everyone with a warning. "That's a New Order General, Mia Springfield!" 

"Oh, some other flat chested runt knows me. Guess it can't be helped that I'm so popular~" The wizard succubus said. 

New Order General? So she's the same as Diadem's caliber! 

"<Magnum Strafe>!!!" Kristoff's bow released arrows consecutively like a machine gun! But the Cursed Guardian General just spun around, and she disappeared! 

The next thing we know it is when she teleported to Kristoff's back and then slammed the flat edge of her ax to the poor bastard's face! 

"Ack!" 

"<Burning Swing>!!!" Heushac made a swift flame slash, but the enemy just effortlessly ducked! And then she made a counter-attack with a roundhouse kick straight to his right cheek! Heushac went flying afterward! 

"Uwaaaah!" 

Then the battle goes on. The boys attack, the enemy teleport, and the two get their butts handed to them, and then repeat from the start. That succubus wizard is just spamming her teleport as if she's just playing around! 

I stared at Amy, who is just amused in watching the boys get beaten up. When she noticed me, she immediately raised her shoulders and chuckled.  

"Why won't you fight?" I coldly glared. 

"We should always leave the muscle job to the boys." Amy said with a smirk. 

I'm pretty sure she's just here to watch Kristoff being beaten like a helpless sack of turd. 

"You're going to fight too?" 

"Nah." I smiled back. "I'm the field commander, I should stay at the back of the line." 

"Then do some commanding, asshat!" Heushac protested. Then he got smacked in the face once again. 

Welp, time to do my job. I activated my <Presage> to predict the enemy's next teleporting position and then pointed the exact location. "There!" 

"<Freezing Missile>!!!" Kristoff released an arrow engulfed with chilling ice magic, and it directly hit the evil wizard's midriff! It immediately coated the enemy's lower body in a frozen solid! 

"<Madness Crunch>!!!" Heushac took the opportunity to maul the kinky wizard with his flame-enriched broadsword! It became the first direct blow in this fight! 

"Uwaaaaah!!' the succubus cried as she was put down to the ground. 

Heushac was about to connect with his finishing slash, but then the orb embedded on the witch's ax glowed and gave a dazzling flash!

<> 

The next time we know it, the whole Research Center has been covered with disgusting dark cobwebs. All the lights are giving red tint to everything, which makes an obvious hint that we were transported to the Yami counterpart of this underground facility. 

All of a sudden, black tentacles spawned from each of our feet that wrapped our bodies, rendering us unable to move a muscle! 

"Damn you!" Heushac angrily shouted. And then he pumped his fist and yelled with all his might! 

"<Battlecry>!!!" 

<Battlecry> is a spell to buff up the allies attack. Also, it engulfs all allies into a burning aura that can remove all shackles in everyone's body. It's like a party-wide super saiyan power up for plebs.

All those disgusting tentacles touching our bodies were all burnt to crisps. 

"I quite like you, sword guy!" Mianette the cursed wizard gave a flying kiss. 

"Why you!" Heushac was certainly enraged. He now recklessly hacked and slash without listening to anything I say. 

I give up.

Suddenly… 

"R-Ric! H-Help me!" It was Amy's voice. 

When I looked behind, I saw the blonde kitty still shackled by those disgusting tentacles. Well, she's the farthest person from Heushac, so that <Battlecry> area of effect didn't reach Amy at all. 

Amy was being held up high by the tentacles, with her arms and feet restrained, and it was forcing her to spread her legs like a wide eagle. And now, her undergarment that has a teddy bear's logo on it was exposed to the free people. It's her fault wearing such a short skirt anyway. 

Heushac and Kristoff are busy battling the enemy, so they didn't have the chance to see this magnificent view. 

"Eeeeeek! Don't look!" Amy shrieked with her face red. "W-Wait, no, save me! ….I-I change my mind, don't look!" 

"Which is which, you dumb runt!" I protested. I had my eyes covered with my hand but secretly, I left a small hole to peek. That teddy bear looks cute hahaha. 

"S-Save me!!!" Amy begged once more. 

"Say please." I made a smug. 

"Please!!! Save me, Ric!" Now she's crying. 

It makes me feel amused that the arrogant high and mighty goddess Lord Freya is so defenseless and crying like a baby. The tentacles stopped crawling and now it hardened like a withered branch of a birch tree, so she's safe from being the subject of a weird porno. No, really, she's safe. Maybe I should tease her more. 

"I'll cut that vine if you say 'Oh my sweet master King Alaric Eisenhower, please save me! This goddess of beauty shall be your slave for all eternity!'" I said. 

"N-Never!" Amy yelled. "I'm not Tiara who's obsessed with that master-and-slave stuff!"

I actually feel ashamed that I'm already infected with that fetish too. But I just want to see this proud goddess swallow her pride, so I continued. 

"If you don't do it, I'll call Kristoff's attention…" I made a devilish smirk. 

"Fine! Fine! Oh my sweet master King Alaric Eisenhower, please save me! This goddess of beauty shall be your sex slave!" Amy's tears of embarrassment fell non-stop. 

Wait, I didn't say any word about 'sex slave'. I wanted her to repeat until she gets it right, but she already abandoned her vanity so this will do. I used my katana to cut all those branches, and then she fell into my arms. 

"Y-Y-Y-You pervert…" Amy angrily stared at me. But even though she's mad, it makes her a lot cuter, like a melodious kitten that is waiting to be adopted. 

Suddenly, my eyes were locked on her pinkish red lips. Did I… really have a kiss with her back then? I have certainly felt that soft sensation before, but that's on her Goddess Form. 

I wonder what her lips feel like if she's on her base form. 

Slowly our heads were drawn together as we both closed our eyes. I can feel her warm soft breathing, and I can hear her heart's fast beating. 

But then...


Chapter 93: OUR BABY DOLL DIGIVOLVED TO FULLMETAL GIRL

OUR BABY DOLL DIGIVOLVED TO FULLMETAL GIRL

I was interrupted by a soft hand that blocked my face.

"N-No…" Amy waved her hand at me. Her face is not as red as a few seconds before. "T-This is not right."

Oh, okay. I gave an agreeing smile as I slowly put her down. Have you ever felt so horny that you forgot your allies are in the middle of a life-or-death battle?

Meanwhile, back in the battle against the stripper magician...

"I'm sick and tired playing with you weaklings!" The evil wizard frowned. "Maybe the girls from the other room would amuse me more!"

Suddenly, the dark wizard swiped her ax, slicing up a dimensional rift. Then she casually entered the portal as she waved her hand goodbye like a beauty queen.

"I won't let you get away!" Heushac made a horizontal slash, but the portal disappeared just before his blade touches it. Now the enemy has escaped.

"Why are you holding back, Kristoff?" Amy's eyebrows irked. "Are you distracted by her shiny white skin and soft-looking legs?"

"You know I can't afford to hurt girls." Kristoff said with a smile. "At least I fought. You guys didn't help at all."

"I'm your leader. I call the shots. You guys are suited for fighting, and we're your tacticians. Taking hits from the team is one of your roles. If you're against my protocols, you are free to walk away from my team." Amy said in a sky-high voice.

"…But I'm an archer…" Kristoff said under his breath. "I'm not supposed to be fighting in the frontlines."

I don't know why he keeps following Amy. Yes, he is in love with her, but if I'm on his shoes, I would conclude that it's not really worth it. I quite admire his balls, but I don't want to see it.

"We should regroup with Key and Tiara," I said. "They might be in real trouble right now."

"We have to extract the data from the computer first." Amy said as she pointed the terminal which is still rebooting. Is this an IBM computer? So slow!

It would consume a lot of time if we waited for the download to complete. Guess we have to divide the group into two.

"We have to split up," Amy said. "Ric and Kristoff, you go rescue the girls. Heushac, you're good with computers, right? You assist me here."

All three of us guys were dumbstruck as we stared at our leader.

"Why am I so surprised that you shuffled our teams?" I said.

"You two are fast runners." Amy tilted her head and then held her hips. "Heushac without <Evo Armor> is slow as a snail, so it's only logical for him to be left here so that he can help me extract the data out of this terminal…  At least I can feel safer because he's not perverted like you two."

"I'm not!!!" Kristoff and I shouted. Then we looked at each other with an embarrassed face.

"Heushac, get that printer over there." She said, and then turned to her two ex-lovers (Me and Kristoff). "Stop yanking and go!"

"R-Right!" we both answered. As we faced the exit, our bodies were covered with electricity, and tremendous static entered our nerves.

"<Magnum Boost>!!!" We both shouted as we leave the room in a speed of lightning.

<>

We finally arrived at the scene. We're in a large warehouse-wide room filled with horrifying human-sized tubes. Those tubes contain embryos swimming in a green liquid, but some are already developed that they already look like a baby. Most of them are already deformed, meaning, they don't have eyes, they have three tails or even wings.

These children are so pitiful. Even though they are just artificial humans, I think they still have a soul. They still deserve to live, but those aberrations on their bodies will certainly make them unable to do so.

"This is horrible."

The shocked Kristoff backed out a little, and he accidentally bumped on a tall silhouette. It's partially dark on this place, so all I can see is that this tall man is naked, has brown scales covering his skin. He has no genitals, and oh, he only has one eye that is colored red.

"Raaaaaaugh!!!"

"Aaaaaeeeeeeeeek!!!" Kristoff jumped like a pussycat! He fell to the ground because of the sudden shock!

The giant grabbed his feet and started to drag him, but then…

"<Metalgrey Tackle>!!!"

A shrine maiden knocked the giant out with her amazing rugby skills! Now the abomination was crashed on the other glass tubes that made this place a lot messier.

"I-I'm glad that we have found you, Rikkun, Mister Kristoff!" Tiara said. She's carrying the Key on her back as if she wanted to flee. "We have to get out of here, now!"

"Wait, why is there a mutant zombie? Why is Key unconscious? Why do we have to run away? Where is that succubus wizard with an ax? What the heck happened here?" I barraged Tiara with a lot of questions.

But the only answer I got is a terrifying roar coming from a humongous monster.

"RUAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

"Run!" Tiara cried.

Suddenly, all those glass tubes were destroyed and shattered glass pieces went showering to us.

When we looked forward, the most horrifying homunculus has appeared. He's four-meters tall, but his body build is more like a three-year-old baby. His head is like a rhinoceros, but his nose is like those of a pig. At least this giant is wearing XXXXXL diapers.

He has this red eyes with triangle sigil in it. He's definitely a human, or rather, a Cursed Guardian. He is wielding a pillar that must have been used to smash those other test tubes.

The evil wizard teleported beside the gigantic rhinoceros infant and sat on her magical floating ax.

"Behold the power of my baby!" Mia the Cursed Guardian laughed as she proclaimed like a proud mother. "This is Project 501, an artificial Gate Guardian with several anomalies. Well, I baptized him with my sin, so he's my dog now."

"I'm Rikkun's dog too!" Tiara shouted with excessive determination.

"For Pete's sake, Tiara…" I made a facepalm. Just ignore her… We should focus on Key's reaction.

"Brother…" Key looked up at the gigantic abomination.

"Oh, Project 522. Key, isn't it? Too bad, he's not your brother now!" The evil sorceress smirked. "He's nothing but my new toy!"

The enemy used a Weapon Gem to materialize a whip, and then smacked it to the poor gigantic baby's head! Because of that pain, the baby started hollering out loud!

"UWAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

Argh! It's so loud and deafening that all other giant test tubes got broken! The ground shook for three seconds, and it only stopped when the baby halted.

I think my eardrums just got damaged. All I can hear is this long beeping sound. But I was so grateful that there's no blood that came out from my ear.

Suddenly, Key stepped on the ground and tried to stand with her own feet. She touched her cat-eared headband, and two quadcopter drones materialized, which kept swirling around her.

"My brother is not a toy." Key's voice is still in monotone, but her eyes are saying that she's so angry. "Leave him alone."

"Or what?" The floating wizard is still in the mood to play with words.

"Or you will regret it." Key glared. Her golden cross sigil glowed, and then she muttered these words. "Activating 4th Guardian Ability, <Biomorph>"

Particles of light gathered around her and installed themselves on her skin. Slowly, the particles were molded into an exoskeleton metal suit! It also added photon blasters on her arms, boosters on her feet, and cybernetic wings on her back! She looks like a futuristic angel!


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