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7/01/2020

The world is still mad as fuq!

It's still as bonker and wonker as usual.

Here's some TV news that I've take the liberty to write down.

[Here's the Noon News.]

"The female university student who stole over 200 male brief is captured. She denied being responsible for the stolen trunks, claiming that only briefs turn her on."

"The minister is obsessed with her ex-lover, Mr.Ande—victim filed for restraint order, court rule by---"

and so on...

The world maybe mad, that's still ok, what's not ok is that they have decided to mess with my porn!

You know what I like about porn? It's the fantasy that they give, it cater to my tastes, I like different type of porn. Bukkakes, gangbang, Dp, blowjob, blowbang, creampie and pee bath too, not anal though, that's a no no in my book. There's just something unholy about anal.

Sadly in this reality, men apparently do not masturbate! The sex drives of men on this world is almost non-existent, there are some men who do have high sex drive but the majority of men in this reality has less sex drive than even a freaking stone statue of Buddha!

It's long been dictate that Porn is a product that cater to the masturbation of human. In the reality that I man used to, men is the prime customers when it come to porn, thus resulting in a wide variety of porn contents. However in this world, it is a complete opposite, women are the prime customers when it come to porn and naturally, since men don't masturbate and have little to no sex drives, Porn that cater to the taste of "men" are rare as freaking extinct Dodo bird!

Now....porns that cater to women, those exist but the gangbang here are reverse gangbang where ten, fifteen women are going down on one, maybe two guys. Now That would have been fine on its own! But nooooooo...it isn't fine at all!?

What kind of bullsh1t porn is this, all the freaking camera are focus on the guy orgasm face, or focusing on the guy body rather than the women, hell half of the women in the gangbang got blurry mosaics figure I don't want to see that sh1t! I want to admire women bodies, and fap to those bouncy tits and jiggly asses, I don't want to fap to some dude body, much less blurry women bodies. This is the worst!!! T^T

Apparently there's also a fetish where men put on condom, it's called condomish, what the fuq is condomish?

It gotten pretty bad to the point that I had to resort to women to women porn, lesbian domination, that sort of thing. It's pretty bad to be honest, usually it take me like ten seconds to get a nice hard on with "normal" porn, but the porn quality on this world took me nearly 10 minutes to get a hard on, it's just that bad!

Now that I think about it, only prostitute would have do sex out in the open, like last time with the two gals, I really shouldn't have sex out in the open again...

Aaahhhhh....I wanna go to a hot spring, but I'm not sure if Vietnam has hot spring and if it does, it probably gonna cost a bit, and I'm practically broke right now.

That being said, I need to do something about the rats running around in the kitchen today, it's horrifying to see a damn rat jump down from the prayer altar when the light turn on, that's freaky. It's not scary but just damn freaky and terribly unclean. All my sticky mouse trap hasn't work, maybe I'll try and look it up on other way to trap some rats.

My knees acting up again, I'm having a aching pain on my right leg these past few days, I couldn't have pulled a muscle or something when I went and had sex with the two gals did I?

Ice packs hasn't done this leg pain any better, maybe I'll try using hot water.

I just thought of something, or rather someone....could it be? No....it probably shouldn't be, I mean obviously there wouldn't be someone like that exist on this side could it?

Oh fuq me! Yes there is, there is someone here on this side who's like Justin Bieber. It's a Justina Byeper! Good song, terrible outfits though. You'd think they have the same sense of style since it's a parallel world and what not. I mean really.....a pink unicorn outfit for her show...

At least thank god, ESO exist, as with other games, so that's a plus I guess.

Holy frakking guacamoley! My BDO wizard is rich! Did my other self a grinder or something? I don't even play BDO that much on the other world. Wizzy get boring. Still at least this guy got some good stuff and really cool ship too. Even the naming is the same too.

I have the hypothesis that it's possible that I did not get transported here in this world, but rather I switched mind with another me on this world. That guy must be having a time of his life over there huh. I discovered that in this world my body doesn't have as much scarring as the body that I am used to, I remember a time where I climb over the railing of my cousin house only to slip and fell and had the security spikes teared through my right knee, resulting in an ugly rough scar, but here on this reality. I never did and thus no scars whatsoever, it's as smooth as a baby bottom!

But I still suffer from diabetes, ayyyyah, look like genetic sickness is still the same whether you're in a parallel world or not huh?

I wonder if I should call "Her" but I'm not sure if "she" exist on this reality or if even "her" number is the same...tsk....I'm afraid to find out, what should I do???


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