Chapter 1: 20 years back.
"hahaha... hello you scum, your handsome Demon Emperor here. hmmm...I see a cute girl and cute boy but too bad you are not good enough to be my slave. Since I don't need you all, I will give you all the presents. that is DEAD!"
I, Xue Jian with my friends see a male Demon Emperor floating in the sky. Of course, I'm the Main Character of this novel, not that ugly Demon Emperor.
in this type of scene, if I can escape, I would have escaped but too bad I can't escape from this crazy old man Demon Emperor. hmmm?
why do I call that Demon Emperor with a male demon emperor, ugly demon emperor, and Oldman Demon Emperor name? I think you will say that if you in my stead, cause I saw that demon are so ugly, MALE, and he is soooo old...
I'm the handsome protagonist, my body is fit and muscular, sharp eyes, and my most secret is my thing are so Lo-. OOps, I almost said my secret, well lets back to the story.
In the blue sky filled with a cloud, we can see that Ugly Old Demon Emperor flying while looking down on us in disdain. all of us looking at him almost like having a nightmare, it's all caused by some bastard triggered one of the seals that sealing him.
I and all players waiting for our fate just because of some bastards. Feel tired from all this to happen, I let out a sigh and sit down.
my action, of course, didn't escape from that Demon Emperor eyes.
"houu.. didn't think that there will be someone that dares to sit down when I thinking how to kill you all."
that Demon Emperor said in a lewd tone, make me feel disgusted and wishing that he kill me faster.
" Okay, I'm decided on how to kill you all. All Male will be eaten by me while all female will be tied with rope."
All of us scared, I? of course I'm scared since I'm a 40 Years Old man that never ever do an evil thing. so how can I not getting scared of all this, but getting scared won't make you safe as he will still eat you?
I can see so many males have wet himself, okay I'm decided!!!
with that thought in mind, I memorize all people who wet themselves that I almost can't hold my laugh.
"hahahahahaha... what the heck are you all afraid of when I just want to eat you all. come on its too unreal." said that Demon Emperor while laughing so hard till he had to hold his stomach from laughing.
all of our faces turned black. while all female there their face flushed red from embarrassment as they were tied in bondage style.
"Okay, since I was sealed in that seal. I have decided on one thing." said that Demon Emperor in a lamented tone.
All of us scold him in our heart thinking the same thing " Didn't you just said you just thought of how to kill us!!!".
"I will cook you all, so be glad that I will taste your body before I kill you all. I, the Great Demon Emperor are so fucking handsome, strong, kind enough to let you all taste heaven!"
That Ugly and Old Demon Emperor said in a satisfied tone as he thinking 'what a BRILLIANT idea is this'.
Looking at that Ugly and Old Demon Emperor floating towards us, we all want to run away as all of our body can't move.
why do we want to run away? its because that Old Demon has prepared his cooking utensils.
"NOOOO!!!" I, the Handsome and Greatest screamed towards the sky and heaven of how unfair this world to him!!!
well, let's end this intro, with a skipped part is that all of us. all the males died from getting cooked and eaten, and the female I don't know about it as that Bastard Demon Emperor didn't hold any lust towards the female, maybe he gave them a whip or torture them.
I as the protagonist regretting two things, you guys want to know? well, read the synopsis as the first reason for my regret. As my Second is I want to kill that Bastard.
as my soul starting to fade, I recalled that in the middle of my journey to the dead, I met with girl titled Goddess Of War. She wants me, The Greatest to be her master.
ah. this can be my regret to not accept a beautiful, hot body( more than actress body), big breast as my slave.
bye-bye, my world!!...
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hm?? hello author, when I'm going to die?!!
I, the Greatest Xue Jian didn't extinguish but I'm in the empty space where there are a table and hot tea. I drink that tea, yup it's delicious.
Author: Hello Xue Jian, nice to meet you. I'm the author.
suddenly this author appears in my opposite table introducing himself.
Xue Jian: yeah nice to meet you too. Oh, WAIT! when I, the Greatest and Handsome going to die?
Author: (smile towards this stupid man)
Xue Jian: hello, a stupid author can you answer me?
Author:( still maintaining his smile){but deep inside his heart he cursed this Protagonist for being too arrogant and too confident. so as for author I will punish you with this heavenly tribulation thunder. }
Xue Jian: hello are you st~
just before he can finish his word, in the sky thunder falling down to where he stands.
BAM...
Xue Jian: okay-okay-okay Author!! you win!! so forgive my rude personality!
Author: so can I say my word?
Xue Jian: yeah you can our Almighty, Handsome, Greatest, Strongest Author.
Author: stop your blabbering! or I will destroy your soul so you can't reincarnation.
Xue Jian: yes our Mighty Author. ( in a sad tone while looking down)
Author: did you have fun with that demon emperor?
Xue Jian: no, its a super ultra duper bad punishment.
Author: good if know that is a bad punishment, here I have a contract with you.
Xue Jian: what contract?
Author: you will reincarnate 20 years back, and you can have fun to have almost all the girls in the world. you just need to fill this story with your Greatest and Strong D**k in the journey to kill your enemies.
Xue Jian: (drooling) for real?!!
Author:(nodded) so? did you decide it already?
Xue Jian: of course I want, but Author-dono. Can you at least give me cheat so I can fill my story with my greatest?
Author: for real? (sigh) well, can't be blamed for your stupid brain.
Xue Jian: hehe...
Author: well, be glad for this present from me. Here is God Gen in 5pcs so use it fully, Female Collector Cultivation Skills, and here is the guide on how to pursue a female you liked and the introduction of that cultivation skills. oh yeah, before I forget it. Remember to accept that Goddess Of War!!! that is a High-Quality Female.
Xue Jian: Roger boss. owo7
As I said that, all around me shine brightly or you can say it my soul/body shone brightly. Sighed, I decided to fulfill my deep desires to protect my female, slaves, and family from accidents.
you guys thought of all this is a game right? I, As your Protagonist, will tell you all in the story so it's not a good thing to give a spoiler.
CREATORS' THOUGHTS 
SaraCross
SaraCross hello guys, second novel.
well this might be interesting if the story are a comedy.
hehe... im wondering how he will do his best. for the best story, Ganbatte Xue Jian!!
Notes:
Author here is can be said as a god in this novel.(NOT ME)
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