Chapter 11: I Don't Need Massive Melons

Lu Xinyi watched a happy couple walked into the center of the bar with all the other couples cheering for them. The guy had recently proposed to the woman, which she happily accepted.

People were cheering and clapping for them, giving them their greetings and blessings for their upcoming nuptials. Lu Xinyi shook her head, downed her seventh drink for tonight, and wiped her lips with the back of her hand.

"Can you believe it? My ex-boyfriend fucked my own best friend?" Lu Xinyi laughed bitterly. She still couldn't forget the scene she walked on.

"Yes, yes, darling. You've already said that several times tonight." Shen Yi took her empty glass away from her.

She was seated on a stool near the free bar, with Shen Yi on her side. With her legs crossed over her knees, he had a good view of her shapely thighs.

"Stop staring," Lu Xinyi snapped at him.

"What?"

"You're such a pervert," she muttered to herself, but Shen Yi was able to hear her. He laughed at her flustered state.

"Then where should I look at?" Then his gaze shifted to her chest.

Seeing where his eyes stopped, Lu Xinyi covered her chest with both of her arms.

"You know, Shen Yi, you're ruining norms of CEOs and presidents."

Shen Yi blinked. He had no idea what she was talking about.

"What norms?"

Lu Xinyi rolled her eyes and slapped a hand on the counter. She ordered another drink from the bartender. Heh, now that she's marrying Shen Yi, he said that she doesn't need to pay a single cent from now on, and she would hold him to that.

Well...

She shouldn't have agreed with him, but when he mentioned the amount of steaks and burgers she could have if she agrees, she willingly fell into his trap.

'Xinyi, you're such a glutton.'

"You know, those jackass CEOs think they control the world, expecting women to fall instantly on their laps, but you…"

"What about me?"

Lu Xinyi burped. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Lu Xinyi burped right in front of his face.

"Eew, how very unfeminine of you."

"Says the man who gets a woman only to cover his gayness."

"Oi, I'm not gay and don't dodge the question. How am I ruining the norms?"

Lu Xi didn't look convinced and snorted at him as she took the wine glass on the counter.

"Hmm.. because you're such a narcissist," she paused as if thinking of something. "No, most of the CEOs I see in Korean dramas are jackass, cold and domineering men."

"And I'm different because?"

Lu Xinyi slightly shrugged.

"I don't know whether you're gay or not, but you sure are one such a lecherous man. There's no doubt about it."

"I'm only appreciating the beauty of my future wife. Was it really that bad?"

Shen Yi said while he watched her down another drink.

"Appreciating, my ass! You keep staring at my chest and my legs. Do you have a fetish or something?"

Shen Yi couldn't stop the grin on his lips. There was nothing a dull moment whenever Lu Xinyi talks to him. She's vibrant, cheerful, and obviously unpredictable, but he really liked these traits about her. He really liked it whenever she pouts and makes faces behind his back when she thinks he couldn't see it.

"Well, I don't mind your A cups," he replied, "and I'm pretty sure in my hands, they're more than enough."

Lu Xinyi coughed. He couldn't believe this man! He even brought up her cup size!

'Dear lord, why did I agree to marry this man?'

"S-shut up! I don't wanna hear that from you."

Why's he good at making her angry?

"Hmm… I've liked your flat chest from the start. Did you know when you were in my arms, there's nothing between me and your heart? I could hear your heartbeat next to mine. So don't get conscious if you don't have massive melons. I like yours better."

Oh, God. Lu Xinyi felt she was so red from embarrassment. She contemplated how could she make him shut up from making perverted remarks. Her lips twitched as if holding back an insult. She was really tempted to push Shen Yi off of the cruise ship at any chance given.