Chapter 1: The Cliche System
In a small room only lit up by a computers screen stood a man. He sure as hell wasn't in shape in fact he was morbidly out of shape. It's actually quite surprising that he isn't dead yet!
Michael Reeves, was reading a small webnovel, the whole webnovel was a gigantic cliche! First the protagonist was hit by a truck. Then he was sent to another world after meeting God. Then he gains a cheat ability and becomes an adventurer! How much more cliche could it get?!
Michael, nodded in satisfaction at his observing skills. Nobody could possibly review this story better then him! But then a brilliant idea struck him! What if all of his life was just a story? Everything he's lived through and everything he'll ever experience just words on a page. But then he brushed off the idea! Why? Because he was just too brilliant, nobody would ever be able to emulate him!
Nodding his head in satisfaction Michael, took off. He didn't have all day to look at some stories! After going outside after only god knows how long. He set off to get some ramen noodles. They are cheap and delicious! But it will make your sodium skyrocket!
Once he stepped on the crosswalk a horn echoed. A shout came from somewhere. "Oh my god! A truck!" Michael, stopped in his place. How could he not be smart enough to realize what was happening? The echoing of a horn was getting closer and closer. Even if he wanted to get out of the way this was his fate! If he tried to move something would stop him! I just knew it alright!
In just a few seconds everything was fading. Except for one thing, Pain! And a lot of it! I could feel my bones being crushed and the organs! I thought I felt pain when I moved after almost a day of sitting. That was nothing! But just before I died I managed to mutter something. "I wanna control Ti-" And then the agony set in. Beyond all the things I wanted to accomplish I cursed out at something. "Fucking cliches!"
And then I died. It sure as hell wasn't peaceful!
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Upsidedownfan I'm not very good at writing long chapters so this is all you get. Oh also I refuse to say that I'm writing this for fun. I'm not trying to be edgy or cool when saying this but. EVERY FUCKING STORY THAT SAYS THAT IS A PILE OF ABSOLUTE GARBAGE.
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