For today Roland had free time, no worries, no town to look after and no witches, though he sighed at missing Anna he was still a man from earth who liked to have a day off.
Like always he thought back to his days of watching his secret shows and going online to vent his frustrations from work, those people always making him work overtime, he even recently stopped doing what he loved, that was... he secretly was a troll on the internet the greatest there ever was, his secret hobby had died in this world and he had straightened out, though he would still remember those days.
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Chen Yan (Roland) just having gotten off work could finally watch his favorite anime, he was a huge otaku but due to others finding it unsightly he could only share memes around and make fun of anime to find someone who he could confide in, sadly he gave up, becoming an internet troll attacking others waifus.
One afternoon just having finished work he found a bunch of random users, 'humph you dare to say Yunyun is worse than Aqua hah, today I Rollin'dough420 shall show you what waifu bashing is!'
After writing a wall text he ended up with a poop emoji having destroyed the dreams of FriendlyAnimeWatcher as he remarked how the voice actor made the character and marking the purity and innocence of Yunyun, after bashing the panties thing of Aqua, Friendly apparently couldn't take it, to which Rollin' sent a voice call chat while he sounded kind but ended up bashing and making Friendly cry and ask for a new waifu.
Satisfied Chen Yan (Roland) went online and checked a new witch body pillow to which he lamented not being able to get.
Afterwards Chen Yan as the master troll continued his active business of getting some weapon companies mad by spamming the formula of gunpowder on them.
Next came the building website where he remarked cement was dirt cheap and yet they charged like it was their blood, those vampires, after being banned Rollin'dough420 was remade with another proxy.
After enjoying himself he decided one last trolling post before the night in a monogamy app chat, its name would be "I wish I had a harem" eventually he fell asleep and ended writing some jumbled mess that contained an ero image of him and a certain fire red flat witch, that became famous due to it being photoshopped with Chen Yan (Roland), who knew before he found out he was a new viral meme THAT would happen and it wouldn't matter anymore.
Memories are like a flash of inspiration sometimes they appear and change your mind even for a moment, coming from a troll story it's kind of heartwarming, but not all memories bring out the best in people.
Roland drifted away from his thoughts and wrote a letter, 'why I think my new sister's waifu sucks.' A sadistic smile hung on his lips before he hid the letter away.
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