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Chapter 12: 'No Sit' day

What Hitler needed the most was information. Knowing about oneself and one's enemies were essential in winning. If he had known properly, he wouldn't have committed the blunder of invading the fortress, Russia, which even Napoleon got fucked up with. He had only some information, and that failure was the result of his overconfidence.

Hitler finally got up from the bed. His ass felt full of pain, but he didn't want that to pull him down.

'It's for a new beginning,' he sighed.

He walked in front of the mirror. The mirror in his room was some polished metal alloy. He looked at his reflection, or Prince Roland's reflection to be precise, and a smile blossomed in his face.

Hitler had ignored the waiting Barov for a while now. He should better go out and get the information he needed from this trusted subordinate of his.

Hitler shut himself for a long time that he wanted to take a good shower. He wanted to change his current clothes too. After finding a pair of clothes from his gigantic room, he prepared to change.

"Your Highness, do you want me to bring your breakfast to your room." Came Tyre's voice from the door startling the naked Hitler.

"Noo. Don.." before he finished the door was opened and Trye peaked inside.

"GET OUT. GET OUT NOW." Hitler panicked and yelled. Tyre got scared out of mind due to his yell and immediately got out.

Hitler only calmed down when the scared maid shut the door.

"Fuuu."

Hitler was always afraid of being seen naked. He feared others teasing him. Other than the tragic fact that he had just one testicle, but he was also born with a micropenis. Losing one of his testicles was like a nail in the coffin for Hitler, who already suffers from another big issue.

Roland's body not only gave him a second chance but also get rid of his main physical trauma as well. Maybe this inferiority complex was what that led Hitler to be hungry for power and eager to display his authority and strength to other people.

But as Roland, he had no such problems. It was just his old habit that led him to react this way.

As he didn't go out for breakfast, his maid came to inquire whether she should bring the food to his room. It wasn't a big crime, but he just reacted based on his post-trauma. In fact, she should be rewarded. How can he forget about food? He didn't have an opportunity to taste food for decades and the thought of fresh food itself made him excited.

Tyre made one big mistake.

'She came in without knocking. That shouldn't be encouraged.'

"Trye. I will come." Hitler said. "Next time knock before you come in. Otherwise..."

"Yes, your highness," replied Trye behind the door.

He quickly finished changing and finally went out of his room without knowing that he became a Legend in Border Town overnight.

**********

Barov was waiting restlessly in the drawing room. The moment Roland appeared, he immediately hurried towards him and asked, "Your Highness, why didn't you order the execution yesterday?"

It was in line with his memory that the Chief Knight preferred to ask questions in front of other people, while the Assistant Minister usually chose to talk in private. In any case, he could trust both of them to be loyal to him, even though they probably did so as part of their duty to the king.

"Yesterday or today, what's the difference?" Hitler said as he clapped his hands to order the servants to bring breakfast in. "Have a seat and let's talk."

Soon he regretted his words.

"Aaaaah" Hitler sitting and him jumping up screaming didn't even take a second of time making the Minister Barov baffled.

"Your Highness. Are you fine?" Barov asked with concern. "Is something wrong with the chair."

"Nothing. I am fine. It's just I forgot something." Hitler said while twitching. He would rather die than let others know that his 'you know where' was in pain. It's embarrassing.

"Forgot what?" Barov questioned while suspiciously observing the weirdly shaking Prince.

"Forgot...haha...forgot." Hitler sweated. This Minister was clever and he couldn't find a good excuse.

Hitler knew it was not wise to take his time to think of a lie, so he made up something that immediately came to his mind. "I forgot that it's the 'No Sit' day."

Before giving the Minister a chance to question Hitler continued. "It's a special custom the royal prince practice occasionally. It tests our attentiveness and determination."

"Is that so?" Barov seemed unconvinced.

"What? You have any problem with me not sitting?"

"No...Not at all." Barov immediately said.

"Then. That solves it." Hitler smiled, happy to see his idea worked.

Barov smiled too.

But only Barov and me, this AngryGod, knows how unhappy he was on the inside despite not showing it on the face.

'Your Goddamn customs. I have never heard of such customs all the time I worked for your father, the King. How can I sit if you are standing?'


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A short chap...

Thanks for your comments...It is really nice to see one. I am sorry about the irregular release.

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