Chapter 13: No Condom, No Entry
Feng Jiu was currently feeling nervous when the nurse went in and handed the paper.
"Doc... a-am I pregnant??" Feng Jiu asked nervously. She subconsciously clenched her fists together as she stared at the doctor intently.
"You are..... not pregnant."
Feng Jiu froze and slowly exhaled in frustration. She felt like she was slapped silly. An unexplainable sadness engulfed her heart as if she lost something really precious. She was very, very, very sad.
'Huh? Why am I sad? Shouldn't I be happy?' Now that she was really not pregnant, she wouldn't be afraid that her grandfather might skin her alive. She should celebrate and be merry.
'But why do I feel like someone dug my heart out and stepped on it a million times?' Feng Jiu felt conflicted. She subconsciously caressed her empty abdomen as she stared in daze.
"Miss Feng?"
Feng Jiu was startled. She immediately removed her hand that was caressing her flat tummy.
'Geez.. What's wrong with me?' She coughed to hide the awkwardness she felt.
"Umm.. Doc, you said that I am not pregnant but why did the pregnancy test kit showed two lines when I tested myself?"
Feng Jiu was puzzled. It was clearly indicated that it was positive, that she was carrying a child--- her and MinFeng's child.
Remembering that she almost became a mother, Feng Jiu couldn't help but be emotional. She raised her head and stared at the ceiling in order to stop the tears that were starting to fall. Although it was an unwanted pregnancy due to their own carelessness, the baby was still her and MinFeng's child. She would love the baby unconditionally.
Sensing Feng Jiu's emotions, the doctor inwardly sighed. "Miss Feng. The reason I asked all of those questions a while ago was to roughly measure the percentage of a positive pregnancy based on your daily sessions. Unfortunately, even you were very vigorous *coughs* with your intimate interactions without using any contraceptives, the lab results indicate that what you experienced was a false pregnancy."
'False pregnancy?' Seeing the puzzled look on Feng Jiu's face, the doctor continued.
"The hormone hCG[1] is produced during pregnancy. Women who were pregnant at an early stage would have an increase of hCG in their body. Pregnancy Test Kit only measures the hCG in the urine and not the other pregnancy indicators. That's why PT kit is not foolproof."
Feng Jiu felt like she became an idiot for the first time. Maybe because of her emotional instability, she was unable to understand anything. She just foolishly stared at the doctor as he explained everything without pausing.
The doctor asked her, "Have you eaten something that causes your hCG to increase? Protein-rich foods like eggs, meat, poultry, fish or seafood protein and other related foods can cause the increase of hCG in our body, leading to false pregnancy."
'Eggs?!' Remembering the boxes of egg tarts she ate with gusto a while ago, Feng Jiu wanted to roll on the floor and cry rivers. Ming Yue's idiotic face suddenly appeared on her mind.
"I-I ate a couple of boxes of egg tarts."
Feng Jiu's nose flared after realizing everything. 'MING YUE!!!! I'm going to kill you!!'
At a faraway place, Ming Yue suddenly sneezed.
Feng Jiu suddenly wanted to choke her secretary to death. She really didn't know if having a secretary like Ming Yue was a blessing or a curse.
"But Doc, I also felt dizzy and wanted to puke a couple of times." Thinking about the other symptoms she experienced few hours ago, Feng Jiu couldn't help but speak.
"...." The doctor was speechless. He seriously stared at Feng Jiu and touched his glasses.
"Doctor?"
"Miss Feng, being a glutton won't be good for your health. Eating a bunch of egg tarts will definitely make you puke especially if it was not properly digested. Being dizzy was caused by the sudden massive intake of protein rich foods. So, you must avoid... pigging out, if I may say."
"...." Now, it was Feng Jiu's turn to be speechless.
Yup. Everything ended just like that.
While riding her car, Feng Jiu vowed to never be careless and be vigilant always. She didn't want to experience what happened today ever again--- as in 'N-E-V-E-R'.
Thus, she made a decision--- a decision that almost made MinFeng jump into the river of Styx[2].
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MinFeng went home late. He was very busy working in the shadows. Although the succession was not yet performed, the duty as the next head already fell under his hands.
He had to speak with different investors every now and then, securing business proposals and checking the management of their subsidiary businesses.
Today, He was very tired formulating different strategies with his elite team for the preparation of the company's expansion.
He almost wanted to collapse out of tiredness but thinking of someone who was waiting for him at home, he suddenly felt energized, making his employees vomit blood--- as they finish everything in a day without resting.
He immediately finished his work like a madman, not caring that his employees were already crying in the corner.
He had been itching to go home. He needed his dose of Feng Jiu's sweetness. Thinking about his little kitten naked in the bed while being pressed by him made MinFeng look like he was injected with chicken blood[3].
When he got home, Feng Jiu was already asleep.
Like a flower thief[4], he slowly crawled towards Feng Jiu's bed. Watching the beautiful woman sleeping soundly without care in her surroundings, MinFeng's gaze suddenly turned tender. He cannot help but caress her smooth and soft face. As his thumb touched her red lips, a tiny whine escaped form Feng Jiu's mouth.
As if inviting trouble, the sleeping woman subconsciously bit his thumb seductively. Like a cannon, his rod immediately went hard, preparing to shoot the enemy anytime. MinFeng was not able to hold back and bit her lips, slowly sucking her saliva. He immediately undressed himself and crawled on top of Feng Jiu. He had been thinking of burying his special tool inside her and sprinkle his seeds in her exclusive farmland.
Feng Jiu woke up feeling something was off. She felt like someone was pressing her down, making her feel uncomfortable and hot. She opened her eyes and saw a naked MinFeng stealthily trying to poke her with his magic wand.
A hint of anger passed on her eyes. She was really angry at him due to what happened a while ago. All the frustrations she felt inside when she was at the hospital suddenly exploded like a time bomb.
*swish!*
Her hand swiftly grabbed his milky rod like a bird snatching a worm.
Without paying attention to the throbbing rod she was holding, Feng Jiu squeezed her hand roughly. "You must abide to the new policy! No condom, no entry!!"
Due to the pain and pleasure of being squeezed hard, MinFeng felt like he reached the 9th heaven[5].
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[1]. human chorionic gonadotropin
[2]. One of the Greek rivers in the underworld.
[3]. Being hyper and energetic
[4] Ancient China's version of a rapist.
[5]. 'Reaching to nine heaven', meant that MinFeng reached the realm of God.
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Author's Side Note:
Ayeee. Guys.. sorry for my slow revisions. All the chapters were already edited by my editors but I haven't changed all of it because I A-M L-A-Z-Y. Lols. Thanks for reading~
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