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"I am a fox, not a human being" "I know you are a fox." "Then, why are you following me?" " I love you " "But I don't love you, nor will I love you. I don't have a heart." "Then, I'll give you my heart." A novel that teaches you the meaning of cherishing and preserving something before you lose it and regret it Started Nov 6 - 11 - 2020 It ended 11-11-20 November Means concluded within 6 days OvO

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Suraj Bajaj is a 21-year-old dropout, chai addict, and part-time meme lord from Delhi who never expected to be chosen by the heavens. But when a sarcastic, golden smartphone named Guruji crash-lands into his life—complete with a celestial app interface and a divine scroll—Suraj is thrust into a world of martial sects, flying swords, and spiritual power levels. The catch? The app is buggy. The scroll is encrypted. And Guruji won’t stop roasting him. Now stuck in a mystical realm where cultivation is king and destiny is a downloadable feature, Suraj must navigate ancient rivalries, cosmic glitches, and his own laziness to rise through the ranks. Along the way, he’s shadowed by the enigmatic Empress Avi Manchanda, a powerful figure cloaked in secrets and sarcasm of her own. With martial students soaring through the skies, spiritual energy flowing like rivers, and a divine app that updates at the worst possible times, Suraj must answer one question: Can a modern slacker become a legendary cultivator… or will he just become another bug in the system?

This book unfolds as a profound metaphysical dialogue between Shiva and Parvati, the eminent deities of the Hindu pantheon, deliberating upon the extraordinary rebirth of Albert Einstein in India, a nation often described as part of the Third World. Blending the realms of religion and science fiction, the narrative ventures far beyond conventional storytelling and attempts to bridge the chasm between spirituality and scientific imagination. The storyline traverses through momentous and tumultuous events of modern history—ranging from the cataclysmic September 11 attacks to the enduring tensions of the Israeli–Palestinian conflict, and the highly contentious Babri Masjid demolition in India. Against this backdrop, the narrative imagines Einstein’s return to Earth, this time harboring the divine essence of Krishna within his soul. As fate would have it, his life becomes a tapestry woven with echoes of ancient legends and recurring cosmic patterns, for Krishna—being omnipresent—manifests through him in myriad ways. The protagonist’s journey is far from a bed of roses; rather, it is a crucible of faith and endurance. His unwavering devotion to Shiva initially appears to invite misfortune and negativity, almost as though the deity is putting his devotee through the wringer. Yet, as the adage goes, faith can move mountains. Despite the trials and tribulations, the devotee’s steadfast belief remains unshaken and resolute. In due course, Shiva—true to the divine tradition of testing the mettle of his followers—bestows upon him a life of unparalleled grace and fulfillment, demonstrating that divine trials often precede divine blessings. In essence, the book explores the age-old philosophical idea that the gods test those they favor. It portrays how Shiva examines the depth of a devotee’s faith, and once that devotion proves steadfast against all odds, the deity rewards it abundantly. Owing to its audacious fusion of theology, speculative science, and real-world controversies, the narrative may ruffle a few feathers among readers in India, where devotion to Shiva runs deep and sacred sentiments are held close to the heart. Nevertheless, the work dares to tread where few narratives venture, culminating in a fascinating exploration of time travel, which ultimately adds another dimension to this already intricate tale of faith, destiny, and cosmic design.

Liu Jiange is a retired old policeman, in his decades of police career, he has solved one strange case after another with his wise thinking, meticulous observation and rigorous reasoning. Is this an accident or a deliberate murder? Everyone has something to hide. What are they hiding? Who is the real killer? a conspiracy involving many people and interests, a conspiracy hiding many secrets and crises. This book is a magical mystery novel, and we will follow Detective Liu Jiange to uncover one magical case after another in his police career.

In the grey world of the United Realms, the MainStays hold dominion, beloved by the masses. Yet, a shadowy faction harbors dissent, and influential families sow discord. Within this world, where magic and power intermingle, hidden daggers and masks threaten the fragile balance. Amidst the floating continent adrift in treacherous seas, a race for supremacy unfolds. Unravel the enigmatic Jinns, whispered as dancing creatures of fear in children's bedtime stories. Their secrets, and the fate of this wondrous world, await discovery. Prepare for an epic journey into a world where fantasy and reality converge.

My childhood sweetheart, Adrian Fordham, went to The Tenebrian Zone alone to save his one great love. He fought desperately to escape, only to have one of his kidneys removed and become a limping cripple. Unable to bear seeing the former genius fall from grace, I gave him a startup fund. Later, he lived up to expectations and became a rising star in the business world, a legend in the world of finance. Three months later, I ran into his one great love at his company. She extended her hand to me, but her gaze was condescending: "Hello, I am President Fordham's new Personal Assistant."

When she opened her eyes, she had inexplicably returned to twenty years ago, the first day of the apocalypse escape. "Classmate, you're a Superpower User, right? How about considering joining our special operations squad?" Looking at the man opposite her with sparkling, charming eyes, Xie Ning heartlessly refused: "Thanks, I have a team." "Ah, what team do you have?" "No team." "Right, you're beautiful, so whatever you say is right. How about this, you join our squad, and I will accompany you through wind and rain, and go through fire and water with you to clear dungeons and kill monsters." "Every single day, year after year?" "Mhm! I will work hard to make money, and only for you. How does that sound?" Xie Ning: ... After being reborn, her small Space has turned into a large, mobile villa, and she originally just wanted to live her own quiet little life in peace. Never did she expect to attract such a clingy, devilishly charming man. Question: How does one heartlessly and coldly reject a charmer? Waiting online for an answer, it's quite urgent...

Reborn into the past, Zhao Nuanyue is no longer willing to be morally blackmailed by her so-called relatives and be a puppet at their mercy. She will use her own abilities to protect her younger brother and personally take revenge for her past life. Her benefactor from her past life is in a coma, and she voluntarily becomes a bride to ward off bad luck, becoming his wife. What was a solo fight transforms into a tag-team takedown, crushing those cruel, malicious bitches and scumbags from her past life! That man: "Whoever bullies you, I'll kill them!" That woman: "No need. Just dote on me. I'll take care of trashing the scum myself!"