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I Become Baby Mafia Boss

I Become Baby Mafia Boss

New book is out: The Beast Tamer Is A Slime ------------ Suddenly becomes a mafia boss in a superpowers world and you are only 3 years old?! Ainsley Sloan, a 20-year-old avid anime lover, suddenly transmigrated into a body of a toddler. The father eloped with a woman, and the mother was just a surrogate mom. The two left behind their 3-years-old baby girl to rule over a mid-sized mafia family! No, this can't be! Ainsley was forced to embrace the abandoned Sloan Family and bring their family to the top of the dangerous mafia world– else she died. But, worry not! With the power of ultimate luck, the help of her loyal subordinates, and the protection of her cats-becoming-human, Ainsley will kick any enemies coming her way! A late encounter with a certain system even paved a flowery path for her. With its help, Ainsley will be the best mafia boss, and an extraordinary one! When other mafia bosses smoke cigarettes, Ain has choco Pocky stuck in her mouth. When other bosses swirl their glass of red wine, Ain blows her cup of hot milk! When other bosses blow their gun after a fight...Ain changes her diaper. Watch the baby take over the mafia world with her unique baby charm! 7 years later. A certain shrewd mini boss: "Ain, how about becoming my fiancee?" The boy five years older than the toddler waved a limited edition BL pillow case as a bribe. A certain system: kiddo, accept his proposal! sucks his money! Wtf you two. Fiancee your a*s!! I'm only 10! PS: If you expect fast-paced bad*ss FL, face-slapping & heroic deed in the first 100 chapters, this book might be not to your taste _____ Ancient/modern setting books: 1. The Dragon Prince's Wife is a Translator (completed)  2. The CEO's Office Boy is a Girl (completed)  Baby protagonist series: 1. I Become Baby Mafia Boss (completed) 2. I Always Become A Baby! (quick transmigration, completed) Dating sim game book: 1. Mr CEO, Move On! (Dropped because of system issue not allowing to update more chapters after accidentally changing book status to completed) Follow my Instagram: @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Discord server: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv
4.9
2474 Chs
How Am I Still Alive?

How Am I Still Alive?

Spiritual Qi Resurgence, Gods descending? Continuous disasters, all living beings suffering? What does it have to do with me? I'm just a patient with an incurable disease, who's been given up on treatment and has a countdown to death. Embarking on the path of exorcising demons and annihilating immortals with my crippled body is not for the sake of protecting my family and country, but because the hazardous duty pay is too tempting, especially the compensation... "This Evil Gods profession system is cursed, even if there's smooth progress in the early stages, the practitioners will eventually commit suicide..." "Give me a set." "This Demon Sword poisons its user and has already taken ninety-nine lives..." "Give me two, and also that man-eating demonic helmet, soul-devouring blood claws, get me a set." "This Magic Potion is harmful to heaven and earth..." "Enough talk, I'll take them all!" However, the problem is, why am I still alive after taking on all these high-risk missions, stepping on every risk, and doing every deadly task? 【Congratulations, congratulations! Ranked first among the Top Ten Heroes Who Moved the World...】 "...Heavens, wasn't the average life expectancy in this line of work three and a half years? I've been here for one cycle of three years after another, I'm almost an S-level hunter, the first of the top ten heroes! Why am I still alive? I just want to make an honor sacrifice, scam some compensation! Is that so hard?!"
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1422 Chs
I Become A Burdensome Child After Transmigrating

I Become A Burdensome Child After Transmigrating

When Su Jiu dies on her eighteenth birthday, she transmigrates into a novel about painful love and becomes an adorable four-year-old child. After she grows up, she will become the villainous second female lead in the novel. Not only will that happen, but her father is also a lazy bum! Su Jiu is worried sick about her father. “Daddy, you’re not allowed to eat anymore. Maintain your figure!” “Daddy, there’s a shoot for you tomorrow. Prepare for it!” “Daddy, pull yourself together! Don’t you want to find a stepmother for me?” “Daddy, it’s time for you to receive the award. Think about your thank you speech!” With Su Jiu's help, her father, who is initially a deeply hated and unpopular celebrity, becomes the most popular celebrity in the nation and earns loads of money. As the only inheritor, Su Jiu owns assets worth billions of yuan. With such an enjoyable life, she can just play her life away. However— Wait a moment! Why is the menacing, stubborn and evil villain courting her, instead of the main female lead? She only showed some concern to him when he was a child. Why does he miss her so much? Furthermore, isn’t he an emotionless money-making machine? Why is he doing this? Many years later, the villain becomes the most powerful figure in the business and entertainment world. He even becomes her father’s boss! As a father who dotes on his daughter, he realizes that there is an evil wolf eyeing his daughter. Hence, he fearfully educates her on all sorts of safety precautions. She must treasure her life and stay away from the villain! However, the villain smirks menacingly. “Su Jiu, marry me. I’ll give you everything—even my life. Otherwise, I’ll blacklist your father and destroy everything that he has!” Su Jiu is speechless. “…???”
4.8
1236 Chs
a sarcastic note
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2024-09-21 13:49
Satire is usually a humorous, ironic, or sarcastic expression that draws the reader's attention and deep thought by expressing the opposite of the real world or satirizing certain people or things. For example, the following was an ironic passage: He looked at himself in the mirror and realized that it was not him but a strange and terrifying person. He realized that his memory and consciousness were declining, and he was becoming more and more unfamiliar and untrustworthy. It was a classic irony to describe a seemingly normal person who had actually lost himself to reveal the fear and loss in the human heart. Another example was an ironic passage: He looked at the money in his hand and felt that his conscience had been eaten by a dog. However, when he thought about his situation, he felt a trace of relief. This was a kind of ironic irony that implied a deeper problem by expressing a seemingly contradictory emotion. Ironic words could be expressed in various ways, including metaphor, contrast, metaphor, exaggeration, and so on. It was intended to reveal the truth behind a certain problem or phenomenon, causing readers to ponder and reflect.
a sarcastic idiom
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2024-09-21 13:34
There are many ironic idioms. Here are some examples: 1. Carpe diem: a metaphor for superfluous actions or descriptions that suggest that someone is not careful enough to do something unnecessary. 2. To continue a mink at the end of a dog's tail: It is a metaphor for interrupting an article or speech by inserting other people's content before the article or speech is finished. [3] The image of a snake in a cup: It is a metaphor for guessing the behavior of others and having doubts. 4. Blow one's own horn: To describe one's arrogance. 5. Overload: A description of a large organization with many people and low efficiency. 6. Follow the wind and steer the boat: It is a metaphor for following the wind and echoing people's faces. 7. Covering up one's privacy: It refers to concealing the true situation of others in order to achieve a certain purpose. 8. To draw on a snake's feet: to describe an action or description that is superfluous, implying that someone is not careful enough to do things. 9. Learning from the mistakes of predecessors: The failure of predecessors can be used as a reference for future generations. Deceiving superiors and deceiving subordinates: refers to deceiving superiors and concealing the truth to achieve one's own goals.
a sarcastic way of writing
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2025-01-07 06:49
Satire could be written using metaphor or exaggeration to expose, criticize, or ridicule people or things. The purpose of sarcasm is to use a tone of amusement, contempt, contempt, or indignation to cause people to recognize and change. In writing, one could use contrast and reversal techniques to achieve a satirical effect by comparing two opposite things or reversing the original appearance of things. In addition, one could also use parody, play, adjacent, parallel, parallel, similar, analogy, and other techniques to satirize. In short, the writing of sarcasm required the clever use of language skills and rhetorical devices to achieve the purpose of revealing problems, criticizing mistakes, or mocking stupidity.
a sarcastic way of writing
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2024-12-19 15:49
Satire was a literary technique that used exaggeration, irony, and other methods to expose the shortcomings and ridiculousness of the target in order to achieve a humorous effect. In satirical writing, you can use contradictions, details, exaggeration, and other common techniques. A contradiction refers to the contradiction between fiction and reality in a story. When fiction is far greater than reality and contradicts common sense, irony is reflected. Details and exaggeration were used to describe the portrait and psychology of the character, to show the inner world of the character, and to emphasize the characteristics and behavior of the character through exaggeration to achieve the effect of irony. Satire writing requires authenticity, that is, the things written are openly and commonly seen, but to some extent unreasonable, ridiculous, despicable, and even hateful. Through special descriptions and revelations, it makes them seem strange and moving.
Is Salme sarcastic in the comic?
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2024-10-05 07:56
Salme is sometimes sarcastic in the comic. It might be to express frustration, humor, or to interact with other characters in a unique way.
How can one write a good Naruto sarcastic fanfiction?
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2024-10-31 16:45
To write a good Naruto sarcastic fanfiction, first, you need to have a good understanding of the Naruto universe. Know the characters, their personalities, and their relationships. For example, Naruto is known for his positive and determined nature, so when writing him being sarcastic, it should be in a way that still feels in - character. Second, come up with interesting scenarios. Maybe have Naruto in a situation where he's dealing with annoying villagers or a difficult mission. Third, use proper language for sarcasm. It's not just about being mean, but using words in a way that conveys irony. For example, 'Oh, look at the great ninja council, always so wise in their infinite wisdom' shows sarcasm well.
What are some of the best sarcastic novels?
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2024-12-08 16:59
One of the best is 'Catch - 22' by Joseph Heller. The whole book is filled with dark humor and sarcasm. The situations the characters find themselves in are so absurd that the sarcastic commentary really stands out. For example, the idea of 'Catch - 22' itself, where a pilot is considered insane if he wants to fly dangerous missions, but if he requests to be grounded because of insanity, that's taken as a sign of his sanity.
What are some of the best sarcastic novels?
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2024-12-07 23:29
One of the best is 'Catch - 22' by Joseph Heller. It's full of dark humor and sarcasm. The absurd situations and the characters' reactions are presented in a highly sarcastic way, like the bureaucratic nightmares the soldiers face.
What are the characteristics of funny sarcastic stories?
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2024-12-06 02:38
One characteristic is the unexpected twist. For example, when you expect a compliment but get a sarcastic put - down instead. Another is the use of exaggeration. Like saying 'You're so smart that you could teach a rock to talk' when someone makes a really dumb mistake.
What are the characteristics of best sarcastic stories?
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2024-11-19 16:28
One characteristic is the use of irony. For example, saying 'Nice job' when someone clearly made a mess of things. Another is the element of surprise. It catches the listener off - guard, like when a person who is always late says 'I'm so punctual' in a sarcastic tone. And often, there's a bit of humor in it, even if it's a dark humor.
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