funny superhero rip offs

As Heaven’s daughter, she owns and personally runs a magical shop. This shop can leap through time and space and traverse many worlds. In the darkness of night, a glazed dragon-phoenix lamp will guide the fated ones to this shop called the OmniStore, and at this shop, the fated ones will have their wishes granted, but of course, not without a price. The premise is, only if you can afford to pay the price. You, do you want to enter this shop? Any wish you have can be fulfilled, yeah! You can be the mightiest one on the entire universe, you can look askance at the world beneath your feet, you can be so superior that you rise beyond and dominate all life! Her adorable pets, a dragon and a phoenix, have said. “Our shop is really not a rip-off. We are not just showing off to impress or be superior to others, neither are we putting up a show of hypocrisy. We are just here to put the worlds that have deviated off course back on track.” However, such an intangible form of boasting is, in fact, the deadliest. Dear guest, do you need us to gain superiority? Do you need us to help you fly and soar?

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

"I, an Immortal Cultivator in this world of superheroes, alone understand the Dao." Elius Northrim had a peaceful life, thinking that people with superhuman powers were normal—until he blacked out and awakened with tragic memories of his past life. Along with those memories was a realization that in his eighteen years, he was living in a brutal superhero universe, and his ruthless alien father—whom he had never met and a SUPERMAN equivalent of this world—was coming for his life because one of his brothers, the main character of the comic awakened his Solarion bloodline. Surviving while being mistaken for an awakened Solarion offspring of his father too, Elius must keep the truth hidden—he’s not one of them, but an immortal cultivator. If his father discovers the deception, both he and his mother will die. But the worst part is that he has become his father's favorite among all his offspring. To avoid being constantly under his father's watch, Elius enrolls in a superhero academy, blending in while secretly growing stronger. However, with rival students, watchful instructors, and his father’s looming presence, one mistake could mean death. Now, he must master his powers, play his role, and survive—before his secret is exposed as a lone immortal cultivator in this world of Superheroes.

Thomas suffered from a problem his entire life; he couldn't feel anything at all! No pain, no love, no emotions at all. He was going to die without feeling any pain, but fate had other plans for him. He'll meet an old lady, one who'll turn his life upside down. She'll send him to a world where superpowers and superheroes exist. As a comic fan, he starts to live his dream. But will things there be like how he read in comics? One man, holding a magical bonsai tree, armed with an artefact, will rule both the dream and real world. Other superheroes will suffer and struggle to raise their powers, but not Thomas. He will find a path for his superpower to evolve, grow beyond anyone could expect, and start a journey to make things right in the new world. He won't get stopped by superheroes or villains and will create his own path that won't follow any of this world's weird rules. Only one man will be a hurdle, one man with something Thomas will always miss in his new world and life. Join Thomas in his journey and watch the legend of a new superhero be born! ---------------------------------------------------- It's written in UK English. The cover is mine. If you have any comments or suggestions, make sure to tell me in the comments, and I'll take all into consideration.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Since when did a swallow sneak into the Bat Cave in Gotham? Bound to a system with only support and healing skills, how can one survive in the perilous world of superheroes? Baia: Of course, you become the world's best healer! Then the style of the superheroes began to change—a certain well-known zero-dodge hero actually started investing in magic resistance? Baia: Go, Clark! Clark: Charge! Whenever Gotham looms in darkness, there are always petals falling around. The old Batman, who is forced to wear a girlish filter: Is it okay not to use the pink shield even if I get hurt? Iron Can: Ha, what's the use of this Bat-kid who can't shoulder or carry anything? My Peter doesn't even know how much taller he is than her! After being picked up by Baia. Iron Can: Delicious! What about baldness? System: That can't be treated. A certain Metropolis bald person: Really can't be treated? Baia: Really can't be treated.

Alien race and human has been living in the universe for lifetime, But one day the peace that the universe enjoyed , ended , The strongest alien has decided to take over the universe . They succeeded in destroying the other planet ... Who will become the Superhuman to save the world from their hands ... Let's find out.... Book cover not mine

Professor Ramchandra Gaur is chased by a ruthless man, Tej Pratap Rana, who desperately wants something the professor possesses. Surrounded and under threat, Ramchandra refuses to hand over the mysterious object, knowing it could lead to widespread destruction if it falls into Rana’s hands. With his wife’s life also in danger, the professor chooses to jump into a ditch with her rather than surrender, seemingly sacrificing them both.Nine years later, a bright but poor student named Aadarsh gains admission to RH University, an elite institution. Despite being the top-ranked student, he faces hostility and bullying for surpassing Princess Riana, daughter of Maharana Dev Singh, in rank. Aadarsh, feeling out of place and targeted by the wealthy students, struggles to adjust. The connection between Aadarsh and Professor Gaur’s mysterious past is yet to be revealed, but both seem linked by a larger conspiracy, possibly involving a dangerous secret that could change everything.