My Daily Life in Kamona with a Seventeen-Year-Old Bishoujo
【Touhou Project + Arena Breakout + Delta Force + Arknights + Len'en Project + etc...】
My name is Lü Luo. Twenty years old. A perfectly average, meme-brained university student. Cause of death: my roommate’s laugh when he pulled a Red item was just that obnoxious.
When I opened my eyes again, I was lying in some godforsaken place called Kamona. The good news? I know this place like the back of my hand. I could run the old Valley blindfolded. I’ve soaked in the Northridge hot springs. I’ve camped every damn corridor of the TV Station. This whole continent feels more familiar to me than my own school cafeteria. The bad news? Some helmet-wearing monster named Landon Juwin shoved something called “Divine Power” into my skull, muttered something about “a request from the Youkai Sage,” and clocked out for the day.
Wait… the Youkai Sage? As in, Touhou? Since when did the worldlines converge this sloppily?!
And it gets even more absurd. Inside the Northridge Hotel, there’s now a self-proclaimed “seventeen-year-old” blonde bombshell who’s taken up residence. She just sits around sipping tea, waving a fan, and calling me “Lord Divine” with that insufferable, knowing smirk. I took one look at the reality-ripping gaps tearing open behind her, and I made the executive decision to keep my mouth shut about the whole “seventeen” thing.
There’s no army, no war. Just wandering NPC scavs and the occasional passing boss squad. This isn’t some gritty extraction shooter — this is a cozy slice-of-life farming sim where I get to explore the entire continent with a beautiful girl.
So why the hell am I still being chased down by a certain Hakurei shrine maiden?!
Thus begins the utterly absurd Kamona lord life of this unfortunate idiot — yours truly.