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Naruto : The Wind Calamity

Naruto : The Wind Calamity

The MC transmigrates into Narutoverse in the body of a civilian orphan. Luckily for him, the transmigration results in chakra being unlocked. Follow the story of the MC as he grows in power and stabilizes himself into the world of ninjas and trains to be the strongest.  Warning :  1. The MC won't be op for a long time. All his power would be gained via hard work and training over years (so if u want an op mc right from the word go, this one ain't for you) 2. No harem (probably no romance either) 3. There will be a lot of killing (maybe gore too, not sure if I can do gore right though) 4. The story will start slow. Quite a few of initial chapters will be around training, orphanage and academy life, instead of directly becoming a Genin. 5. MC is a careful person, he won't put his life at risk unless there is no other choice. 6. I haven't read (nor will be reading) Baruto. So Baruto plotline won't be considered much in here. What to expect : 1. Smart and consistent MC  2. Lots of training 3. MC manipulating the plot to his advantage 4. A lot of original arcs.  5. Plot will mostly stay the same (at least till Shippuden), but I won't repeat any scenes/dialogues that took place in the manga (as I'm assuming you've already read it). Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto or its characters (except the original characters I create). The image used in the cover isn't mine and belongs to R. J PS : It's my first fanfic, I'm hoping it turns out good. All reviews and constructive criticisms are welcome. Grammar and English should be fine, but I'm not sure how good the dialogues and scenarios will be. Hopefully I'll improve as this fanfic progresses forward.
4.7
800 Chs
Sensational! Fake Noble VS Real Genius

Sensational! Fake Noble VS Real Genius

[1v1 pure love + transmigration + ancient martial arts + highly pampered by disguise group + mysticism + entirely fictional universe] Gu Zhiqi transmigrated into the role of the vicious female antagonist. The heroine was a true heiress with numerous disguises, while she, usurping the nest of others, constantly framed the heroine, and in the end, tragically received her 'boxed lunch' as the fake heiress. Gu Zhiqi: Even transmigration can't stop me from retiring! However, transmigration couldn't, but poverty could. Master Zhi was forced into business! ... #Breaking! Gu Family's fake heiress, Gu Zhiqi, kicked out and now swindling money as a fortuneteller under a bridge# The protagonists' group style started to go awry. Eldest Brother Gu: Need money? Take this neighborhood. Second Brother Gu: Second bro gives you an entertainment company. Third Sister Gu: Just made a billion, keep it safe. Fourth Brother Gu: Young master's championship prize money, take it. Money-loving heroine: Need money? Pick any color card you like. Biological brother: Come back to inherit the family fortune. Gu Zhiqi: "..." Huh? What happened to the vicious female antagonist script? ... #Breaking! Everyone in the Gu Family is a top player in their fields, except the fake heiress who's nothing but a pretty face# And then, the big shots started calling one after another. First Big Shot: Our alliance's ancestral site doesn't have better feng shui than under a bridge? Master Gu, reconsider? Second Big Shot: Need money? Think about that last order. Third Big Shot: Have time for fortune-telling, but no time to write papers? Fourth Big Shot: Miss Gu, I have a surgery here, what do you think... ... Gu Zhiqi: Read, retiring, do not disturb. A certain movie star: You just used my account. Gu Zhiqi, who had swindled enough money to retire, "..." ?!
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510 Chs
Crazy Wife Vs Cold Husband

Crazy Wife Vs Cold Husband

WARNING! Terdapat konten dewasa di dalam novel ini. Harap bijaklah memilih bacaan. "Kamu bebas melakukan apapun di rumah ini, kamu bebas pergi ke manapun, dan aku tak peduli dengan itu! Tapi, satu hal yang harus kamu ingat! Jangan pernah mengusik kehidupan pribadiku!" tegas pria berusia 25 tahun, berwajah Asia dengan ciri khas rambut panjangnya yang membuatnya terlihat tampan dan cool di mata para wanita, tepat di hadapan wanita yang baru saja sah menjadi istrinya. "Aku bahkan tak peduli dengan apapun yang berkaitan dengan dirimu! Jangan pernah menggangguku juga! Jika tidak, kamu akan tahu akibatnya! Kamu tahu, aku bisa melakukan apapun untuk membalas orang yang berani mengusikku! Dan, satu lagi. Jangan pernah menyentuhku, atau aku akan membuat dirimu menyesal, dan takan pernah sanggup untuk bangun kembali!" ancam gadis cantik serta berwajah lugu bernama Gabriela Anastasya Sasongko, berusia 21 tahun seraya menunjuk wajah pria tampan itu tepat di wajah pria itu. Siapa sangka? Di balik wajahnya yang lugu tersimpan sesuatu yang membuat pria itu hampir mengalami darah tinggi setiap harinya, serta mendadak membuatnya memiliki riwayat penyakit jantung. Menikah adalah jalan yang harus keduanya tempuh ketika keduanya terlibat dalam skandal yang terjadi akibat kesalah pahaman. Lantas, akankah pernikahan itu dapat membawa keduanya saling menerima kehadiran satu sama lain? Dan mungkinkah seiring berjalannya waktu dapat menumbuhkan benih cinta di hati keduanya?
5.0
409 Chs
Tell me a funny valentine story.
3 answers
2024-12-06 19:20
Once upon a Valentine's Day, a boy wanted to give his crush a special gift. He decided to bake heart - shaped cookies. But he was a terrible cook. The cookies came out all misshapen. When he gave them to the girl, she laughed so hard at their odd shapes. Then she said it was the most unique and fun Valentine's gift she'd ever received, and they started dating.
Happy Valentine Day Funny Story
2 answers
2024-11-22 08:36
A woman prepared a big surprise for her husband on Valentine's Day. She cooked his favorite meal and decorated the whole house with red roses. But when he came home, he was so focused on a new project at work that he walked right past all the decorations without noticing. It took him a while to realize what day it was, and when he did, they both had a good laugh about it.
Happy Valentine Day Funny Story
2 answers
2024-11-22 02:30
Here's another. A couple went out for a Valentine's Day dinner at a very fancy restaurant. The man wanted to be really romantic and ordered champagne. When the waiter popped the cork, it flew right into the man's soup, splashing it all over his face. His girlfriend couldn't stop laughing, and the whole restaurant joined in. But they still had a great time that night, and it became a memorable Valentine's Day story for them.
Tell me a funny valentine story.
2 answers
2024-11-11 13:26
Once upon a time on Valentine's Day, a boy named Tom wanted to surprise his girlfriend, Lily. He decided to make a heart - shaped pizza all by himself. But when he took it out of the oven, it looked more like a lopsided blob. Lily found it hilarious and they ended up having a great laugh together while munching on the 'unique' pizza.
Tell me a funny Valentine Day joke or a romantic Valentine Day story.
3 answers
2024-12-06 10:06
Joke: What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine's Day? I lava you! This simple play on words is quite cute and funny for Valentine's Day. It's a short and sweet joke that can make people chuckle.
Valentine's Day Funny Short Stories
1 answer
2024-12-03 16:00
One Valentine's Day short story is about a guy who was so nervous on his first Valentine's date. He bought a huge bouquet of roses but when he saw his date, he got so flustered that he tripped and the roses went flying everywhere. His date couldn't stop laughing and it actually broke the ice and they had a great time.
Share some funny valentine date stories.
3 answers
2024-11-24 16:53
One time on Valentine's Day, my partner and I decided to have a picnic in the park. But as soon as we spread out the blanket, a bunch of ducks came over and started trying to steal our food. It was chaos but also really hilarious as we tried to shoo them away while still enjoying our time together.
Funny Valentine's Day Short Story
1 answer
2024-11-22 23:38
On Valentine's Day, Emily thought it would be funny to send her long - distance boyfriend, Mark, a singing telegram. She hired a guy in a ridiculous cupid costume to sing a love song to Mark at his workplace. When the telegram arrived, Mark was so embarrassed but also couldn't stop laughing. He immediately called Emily, and they both had a good laugh over it. It was a Valentine's Day they would always remember.
Valentine's Day with the Boyfriend: Funny Stories
2 answers
2024-11-22 07:17
One funny story was when my boyfriend tried to cook a special Valentine's Day dinner. He ended up burning the steak and setting off the smoke alarm. We just laughed and ordered pizza instead.
Funny Valentine's Day Date Ideas
2 answers
2024-11-21 19:22
One idea could be to have a 'backward' date. Start with dessert at a bakery, then go for a walk in the park, and end with a simple appetizer at a bar. It's different and can lead to lots of laughter as it goes against the normal dinner - dessert flow. Another idea is to have a 'twin' day. Both partners dress alike and go to places like a bowling alley or arcade. People's reactions will surely be funny.
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