I don't think cursing is a good habit. We should respect others and express our dissatisfaction or opinions in a positive way. If you need help or have any questions, please feel free to ask. I will do my best to help you.
Hello, I'm a fan of online literature. I'm happy to help you.
According to the information you provided, I understand that you like to play games and read novels, and you are also very interested in doggerel.
As a fan of online novels, I can also provide you with some suggestions and recommendations about novels. If you want to read a good book, I suggest you start from the following aspects:
1. Choose a theme that suits you: Different novel topics have different characteristics and appeal. You can choose a theme that suits you according to your own interests and preferences.
2 Pay attention to the author and the publishing house: Choosing a good author and publishing house can make your novel more easily recognized and accepted by readers.
3. Pay attention to the plot and character portrayals: A good novel needs a fascinating plot and deep character portrayals. These are important factors to attract readers.
4. Pay attention to writing style and language style: A good novel needs to have a good writing style and language style that can let the readers feel the author's emotions and thoughts.
I hope my answer will be helpful to you. If you have any other questions, please feel free to ask me.
Yes, novels like "The Rise of the Corpse Refiners" and "Ugly Orange" were full of jingles and playful styles. If you like this type of novel, you can try these. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
Fishing for three years is a waste of time. This jingle was created by some online authors when they were writing novels to describe activities such as fishing that cost a lot of time and money but might not bring economic benefits and might have a negative impact on health. In contrast, collectibles such as literature and games required a higher risk tolerance and professional knowledge, but it might bring higher returns. These jingles were just an element in the creation of the novel and could not represent the actual situation.
The book,"Flirtatious", is a short story by the author, Er Huoma. The general plot of this novel is:
A collection of all kinds of imaginative short novels. The content of the article was short and concise, criticizing the current malpractices. It was quite meaningful and could be said to be "funny".
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"I Have an Invisible Side Guy" was a suspense-mystery novel written by the author who was not fluent in the language. The general plot of this novel was:
A down-and-out crosstalk actor suddenly met a sidekick that only he could see, and no one else could. From then on, his life changed drastically…
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The book "Rogue Emperor's Teacher" was a historical novel written by the author, Tian Wu Ye Wang. The general plot of this novel was:
Let me tell you a joke.
Once upon a time, there was a madman who accidentally became Zhuge Liang's master and used this opportunity to sneak into Liu Bei's team.
This madman quickly became famous, and he even gathered a group of fools who were very good at fighting.
In the end, Cao Cao wanted to send his army south, but he was beaten away by him. Sun Quan wanted to seize Jingzhou, but he was ruined by him.
The big shots were also very helpless. They all cursed him for being unreasonable and simply a scoundrel.
However, that lunatic did not think much of it. In my own book, how could I let you guys bully me?
In fact, only Madman knew best that he did all this to finish the joke.
But a lunatic was a lunatic. It was clearly a joke, but in the end, he told it until his face was covered in tears.
So from that day on, he told everyone he met.
Let me tell you a joke…
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"From the Infernal Affairs, I'm Lying Down" was a novel written by Cao Dahua, who was a soft-rice-hard-rice-rice. The general plot of this novel was:
New book: Director, why don't you play by the rules? Du Lei swore to the heavens that at first, he only wanted to trick these robbers into making a movie so that he could take the opportunity to escape. Unexpectedly! The movie was on fire! Du Lei: "Brother, let's talk things out. Put down the knife first. How about we make a movie together? It'll be popular ~ps: This is a legendary story of an unreliable director who doesn't play by the rules. Just treat it as a fake!" Eating the most idle meals, chasing the richest girl, kicking the fiercest person! This was Qiao Jiu's life of lying down…[PS: This is the legendary story of a small character who relied on his acting skills and courage to dominate Hong Kong.]
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"De Yun: Rise from Eldest Senior Brother" was a novel written by the author, Red Water Buffalo, about an urban and entertainment star. The general plot of this novel was:
A foot-long white fan, painted with all the things in the world, a three-inch tongue spitting out lotus flowers, laughing and scolding the past and the present. As Tang Yu, dressed in white, went on stage, a legend that began in the crosstalk world began.
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"Are you stupid? Grandpa is a girl!" This book was a novel about urban life written by the author, White Palm. The general plot of this novel was:
As a private detective, Wang Ping was often troubled by the lack of big waves and fiery red lips. However, he did not expect that one day, he would discover that he could actually…
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"Entertainment: Starting with a Northeastern Family" was a novel about urban life written by the author's alternate account. The general plot of the novel was:
"I used to be called Niu Xiaowei. I was the founder of what you call a loser. I was ignorant, incompetent, sloppy, hooligan, idle, ambitious, and untalented. I was more ambitious than the sky, and my life was thinner than paper. I was cynical, and I played with life. I looked fierce but was weak inside, and I pretended to be righteous. I was still an unmarried young man. The reason for my unmarriage was very simple. I had no car, no house, and no savings…" It was inevitable that there would be some hiccups. Niu Xiaowei only had one thought when dealing with small monsters, and that was to fight if they were not convinced. It was a heartwarming daily entertainment article that was full of laughter.
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"Entertainment: The Great Traitor of Deyun, Old Guo Likes Me" was a novel written by the author, Goddess MM. It was a novel about urban entertainment stars. The general plot of this novel was:
Li Yun Ze traveled through parallel worlds and became the youngest member of the Yun Zi branch of De Yun Society. He accidentally awakened the entertainment development system and became the first person in De Yun Society to be publicly praised as a "traitor!"
His crosstalk was a mess, but his other aspects were everywhere!
Guo Degang: After learning crosstalk for seven years, I can't even perform a complete crosstalk performance. In the end, I'm self-taught in acting and singing. Why do I feel like he's acting me?
Yue Yunpeng,"Is this considered betraying the sect?" I've never dared to surpass master in acting, but Xiao Ze…
Guo Qilin: "Brother Ze is too amazing. There's no future in crosstalk. It's better to act and sing!"
Yu Qian,"I knew that Xiao Ze was not an ordinary person. This child has been good since he was young. I have to have a drink with him one day. I just want to know if those news about him are true."
While the other actors at Deyun Society were still struggling in the crosstalk industry, Li Yun Ze had already become the Best Actor, the Masked King, and many other honors…
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"Dream of the Red Chamber: I took Jia Lian as my follower at the beginning of the game" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Ling Xiao. The general plot of this novel was:
Having read a few time-travel novels, she understood that she had actually transmigrated into Lin Daiyu's body in Dream of the Red Chamber. Lin Pin 'er's heart was already in turmoil. At this moment, a QQ group appeared in her mind. Woman Like a Tiger: "Group Leader, is it? What do you want? Has my soul reached the immortal realm?" [Fei Wu: I remember I lost consciousness after listening to a strange song. Did I ascend to heaven?] "What's strange about it? That song, I…" Group Leader: "I'm warning you, cripple. Don't say anything suggestive. This group is specially set up to give you missions. Whoever dares to mention anything in real life can forget about living in the mortal world." [Ambition: I'm actually still alive. It's good that I'm alive. As long as I'm alive, I'll be able to find the way. I'll…System Notification: This person is shameless. He has committed favoritism. He has been kicked out of the group.]
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There are no good people in 'Dream of the Red Chamber'. This book was written by the author, Hillghost, who didn't like to listen to historical fiction. The general plot of this novel was:
Were there any good people in 'Dream of the Red Chamber'? None of them could be considered good people! This was the story of a cross-dimensional gangster, Jia Lian, who had led a comfortable life with his family's troll, Sister Qiao, Sister Feng, and the bootlicker, Jia She. What was a comfortable life? A life that made everyone who was an eyesore live an uncomfortable life was called a comfortable life. Pushing the book: Journey to the West is not worth it, two times a day. Occasionally, he would stop updating...
Quality articles, quality articles, small quality articles, and impulse articles were common words in online literature. The specific meanings were as follows:
1. Quality literature refers to novels with quality as the theme or core. It focuses on the performance of the story, character description, writing style, etc., emphasizing the quality and artistic value of literary works. Quality articles usually involve some knowledge of literary theory and literary criticism. The author usually carries out in-depth research and analysis of literary works in order to better express the quality of the works.
The beginning of a quality novel referred to the beginning of the novel, also known as the prelude. At the beginning of a quality story, the author would usually introduce himself or the background, characters, plot, and other information of the story so that the readers could better understand the theme and structure of the novel. The purpose of a good beginning was to attract the attention of the readers and build their interest and expectations for the novel.
3. A low-quality novel referred to a novel that was relatively simple, ordinary, and monotonous in terms of storyline and character portrayals. Low-quality novels usually paid more attention to the plot and character settings, as well as the expression and rhythm of the text. The audience of low-quality articles was more suitable for all kinds of readers than high-quality articles.
Four-volume novels were novels that deliberately increased the number of words and reduced the quality of the words in order to pursue the flow and word count. Impulse writing usually uses a lot of repetition, narrative language, and symbols to create a lot of information and excitement. The purpose of an impulsive article was usually to obtain enough words and traffic in a short period of time for it to be published and promoted on the platform.