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April 4th. The apocalypse descended, mountains and rivers shattered, and the human world turned into purgatory. April 5th. "Brother Wang Tao, before I die, I ask you for a favor, please take care of my wife..." April 7th. Wang Tao unexpectedly discovered that he could not only see the HP bars of living creatures but also that the creatures he killed would drop loot! "Rest in peace, Big Brother. I will definitely take good care of your wife!"

I died. The reaper said there was a mistake and i need to be compensated. After some discussion... I asked" Can I be a tamer in the wizardry world?" They said "sure". Follow along as i find the hidden bloodline of forgotten dieties on earth. _________________ Just for formalities sake.. This is a fanfic i don't own HP okay. This is just for my entertainment.

https://m.fanfiction.net/u/143877/ by interprise_d

This is the story of a woman who struggled to study and graduated peacefully Sorting Hat: What was your greatest wish to come to Hogwarts? Aurora: I want to graduate peacefully, go back to school, and finally create with my own hands... Sorting Hat: Hufflepuff!! Here's a story that perfectly confirms Murphy's Law: Aurora: Remus, I just heard from those guys that there is a new teacher who is going to teach us Potions, supposedly Snape. Do you know him? I looked like they were desperate. Lupin: (A thousand words in the wind) Here's a story of Hufflepuff and Slytherin fighting wits and bravery all the way to the face: She pondered for a long time, and finally decided to write a letter for help: What to do if the fan article of the teacher is seen by the teacher himself, online, etc., is quite urgent. Here's a story about the saga: Old alumnus: You were a legend back then. I haven't seen it for a few years, is there anything more legendary to say and hear? Aurora: Does it count if you push down your dean?

Cancer is shit. So after Nicholas died, R.O.B. send him in the magical world of Harry Potter to live a new life. A few request later, he is on his way. To tame all magical beasts. Or that's what he would, if the plot wouldn't come in his way. _____________________________________________________ As you have seen in the title and synopsis, this is a HarryPotter fanfiction. I made a mistake when choosing the genre, because it was my first time and the Support couldn't help. The universe belongs to J.K.Rowling.

Albert never had any big ambitions. He always thought of himself as a Guy who wanted to live a free laid back life. While living a life like that... he died......AND THEN was reborn with a system. He thought this was the chance and proper way to become a winner in life. When Albert was planning to make himself a free guy with a goal, an owl sent an invitation from Hogwarts, and he realized that he had traveled to the world of Harry Potter novels. Now, Albert is considering how to be a dreamy guy in the magic world. Come join Albert in his adventures and ambitions. ----- I am just a lowly translator translating this novel to feel like a genuine english speaking person wrote it and roll off the tongue nicely so that people can read the novel and have an enjoyable experience ----- We don’t own any character in the story, cover, or the story. This fanfic is being translated by MortalRecord. Hope you enjoy it. ----- Raws Link: https://www.uukanshu.com/b/103794/ If you have some extra pocket money, Please support me and get me a cookie Link: https://ko-fi.com/mortalrecord

"How do you counter a hero whose health bar grows infinitely with each attack? Reborn before the launch of Ragnarok, the legendary MMORPG, Lin Tianhao was given a second chance. Armed with the memories of his past life and a Divine Talent Awakening Stone, he unlocked a god-tier talent: the Hand of Fate. With each attack, he not only dealt damage but also permanently increased his health. And that's not all - his attacks dealt a percentage of his maximum health as true damage. With this overpowered ability, who could possibly stand against him? While other players were still struggling to reach level 10, Lin Tianhao was already plotting to raze the beginner's village. When others were groveling at the feet of city tutors, begging for an extra skill, Lin Tianhao was orchestrating the resurgence of an ancient eastern empire. With a god-tier talent, a hidden class, and the blessings of the gods, Lin Tianhao was unstoppable. A legendary assassin lamented, 'I landed a full combo on Snow Emperor, but it only took away 1% of his health. Then he one-shot me with an arrow.' A mighty shield warrior boasted, 'With 100,000 armor and 5 million health, who can defeat me?' But when faced with Snow Emperor, his health bar was instantly emptied. When an archer's health bar is infinitely long and their damage is absurdly high, the game becomes a little... one-sided. Lin Tianhao simply declared, 'I am invincible. Do what you will.'"

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A person from earth is reincarnated in the Harry Potter World as Draco Malfoy. Armed with future knowledge, he tries to defeat all obstacles while protecting his family, fighting Voldemort and figuring out how to deal with teenage girls.

This fanfic is not mine it belongs to 'ynpeverell' on ao3. I am just posting it here on webnovel! ———————————————————————— Summary: The Marauder's Generation reads a book brought from the future by some future guests and changes the Wizarding World for the better. In which the marauder's era and the future generation read the book, "ink and parchment | blood and bones" (previously called starcrossed) Notes: Inspired by ink and parchment | blood and bone by Rose_by_another_name. THE BOOKS THEY READ WILL NOT BE CANON, IT WILL BE THE FANFIC ABOVE!! ———————————————————————— #fem!harry #sane-tom-riddle #Marauder's #dumbledore-bashing etc....