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Mr. Qing: The Kid in Your Arms Is a Prophet

Mr. Qing: The Kid in Your Arms Is a Prophet

She was the only prophet in the entire globe. Due to an accident, she was bound to be eighteen forever. From then on, she had a body that would never age. She was immune to diseases and death. On her 100th birthday, a scheme sent her into a deep slumber at the bottom of the ocean. By the time she woke up, eighty years had passed. She was mistaken as Mu Ling, the illegitimate daughter of the Mu family who was abandoned on an island. Ever since then, she took on Mu Ling's identity. Gifted with the ability to prophecize, coupled with her in-depth medical knowledge and intelligence, she swore she would exact revenge on the enemies of the real Mu Ling! Girls who knew how to flirt were said to live the best lives. That wasn't a problem for her. She would pretend to be innocent and weak! She wanted to turn the tide! Jerks and b*tches would all be punished! Zuo Qing was a rich and handsome guy. He was a young master of one of the four biggest families in the capital. People called him Master Qing. When the prophet who had lived for a hundred years met the wealthy Master Qing, she found herself completely within his grasp. "Good girl. I'll take care of you!" Zuo Qing exclaimed. "But the age gap between us is too great," Mu Ling said. "Are you saying I'm too old for you? I'm only ten years older than you. Is that too much?" Zuo Qing asked. Mu Ling was speechless. Could she tell him he was too young for her? After all, she was more than a hundred years older than him! However, when love showed up, nobody could shut it out. So what if they were a hundred years apart in age? Ever since then, Master Qing had a woman in his arms whenever he was out and about in the capital.
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What are some interesting kid poop stories?
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2024-11-28 12:24
One kid poop story could be when a toddler was potty training and got so excited about using the big toilet for the first time that he told everyone in the family about his 'big poop'. Another is a kid who was constipated and when he finally pooped, he thought it was like a little monster coming out and was both scared and amazed.
Can you share some memorable kid poop stories?
1 answer
2024-11-29 02:24
Sure. There was a boy who pooped in his pants during a school play rehearsal. He was so embarrassed but his friends were really nice about it and helped him clean up. It was a story that taught everyone about kindness.
Why might a kid poop his pants?
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2024-11-26 11:19
There are several reasons. One is that the kid may not be fully toilet - trained yet. Another reason could be that the kid has some digestive problems or ate something that didn't agree with his stomach. Sometimes, if the kid is too excited or scared, it can also lead to this situation.
Kid Doesn't Poop: What Could Be the Reasons?
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2024-12-11 16:27
One reason could be a lack of fiber in their diet. If kids don't eat enough fruits, vegetables, and whole grains, their stools can become hard and difficult to pass. Another factor might be dehydration. Not drinking enough water can make the poop dry. Also, changes in routine, like traveling or starting a new school, can stress a kid out and disrupt their normal bowel movements.
What to Do When a Kid Doesn't Poop?
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2024-12-11 12:58
If the problem persists, it's important to see a pediatrician. The doctor may perform a physical exam and ask about the kid's diet, routine, and any medications they're taking. They might recommend dietary changes, such as increasing the intake of specific fruits and vegetables. In some cases, they may prescribe a mild laxative if necessary. Also, it's crucial to address any underlying emotional issues. If the kid is stressed or anxious, finding ways to relieve that stress, like through play or relaxation techniques, can have a positive impact on their bowel habits.
Tell me a funny poop on my head kid story.
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2024-11-18 16:37
Well, there was this kid, let's call him Jack. Jack was at the park, standing under a lamppost. A pigeon that was sitting on the lamppost decided to relieve itself and poop landed right on Jack's head. Jack's friends around him burst out laughing. Jack, instead of crying, joined in the laughter. He thought it was so silly that a pigeon would choose his head as its toilet. After that, he always looked up before standing still for too long in the park.
Tell me a funny poop on my head kid story.
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2024-11-13 19:32
Once there was a little kid named Timmy. He was playing in the park near a tree. A bird flew above him and pooped right on his head! Timmy was so shocked at first, but then he started to laugh. His mom came running over, also trying not to laugh. She quickly cleaned him up, and from that day on, Timmy always looked up before standing under a tree.
How often should a diaper be checked when a kid might poop?
1 answer
2024-12-15 06:27
You should check the diaper fairly often. Newborns can poop multiple times a day, so checking every 1 - 2 hours is a good idea. When the kid is a bit older, like 3 - 6 months, every 3 - 4 hours is usually sufficient. But also be aware of signs like the baby making faces or fussing which could indicate they've pooped.
Funny Baby Poop Stories
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2024-11-12 08:47
One funny baby poop story is when my little nephew was in his high chair. He made this really strange face and then there was a loud poop sound. He just looked so surprised himself and then started giggling, which made the whole family laugh.
Funny Embarrassing Poop Stories
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2024-10-30 08:36
There was this time when I was in a public restroom at a shopping mall. The toilet paper roll was empty and I didn't realize until it was too late. I had to call out to the lady cleaning outside the bathroom to pass me some toilet paper. It was so mortifying, especially when I heard other people in the restroom giggling.
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