mental floss christmas story

``` Quel enfer ? Je me suis réincarné dans un autre monde. [Choisir une classe] [Classe Monstre ou Humain ?] Classe Monstre. [Flagelleur Mental] Ouais, je choisis Flagelleur Mental. Je vais hypnotiser ma belle-mère MILF à gros cul et ses trois filles pour mon usage. putain!!?? Des filles Ogre au corps sexy et aux gros seins, je ne vais pas rater ça. "Mets-toi nue et penche-toi, fille." "oui, maître." Attends ? cette fille bête a 6 seins et tout le monde déteste ça, mec, pourquoi ? C'est le ciel. Ceux qui se mettent en travers de mon chemin se tueront en me regardant dans les yeux et toutes les femmes qui me refusent recevront ma semence sacrée même sans leur consentement. [La grammaire jusqu'au chapitre 115 n'est pas très bonne... mais ça vaut la peine de lire. Après ça, tout est bon.] [La couverture n'est pas à moi, contactez-moi pour la retirer.] [Note : CHAQUE PERSONNAGE DE CE ROMAN A PLUS DE 18 ANS ET ILS SONT ADULTES LÉGALEMENT SELON LES RÈGLES DU MONDE SUR LESQUELLES CETTE HISTOIRE EST BASÉE.] [Discord: https://discord.gg/wEMdgmkt9Q] ```

``` —¿Qué demonios? Me reencarné en otro mundo. —[Elige clase] —[¿Clase de Monstruo o Humano?] —Clase de Monstruo. —[Fulgor Mental] —Sí, elijo Fulgor Mental —hipnotizaré a mi madrastra MILF de gran trasero y a sus tres hijas para mi uso. —¡¿Qué demonios!!?? —chicas ogro con cuerpos sexis y pechos enormes, ese no me lo pierdo. —Desnúdate y agáchate, chica. —Sí, amo. —¿Espera? —esta chica bestia tiene 6 pechos y a todos les disgusta —¿por qué, bro? Esto es el cielo. —Aquellos que se interpongan en mi camino se suicidarán al mirarme a los ojos, y todas las mujeres que me nieguen recibirán mi sagrada semilla incluso sin su consentimiento. —[La gramática hasta el capítulo 115 no es muy buena... pero vale la pena leerlo. Después de eso, todo está bien.] —[La portada no es mía, contáctame para quitarla.] —[Nota: Cada personaje de esta novela tiene más de 18 años y son legalmente adultos de acuerdo con las reglas del mundo en el que está basada esta historia.] —[Discord: https://discord.gg/wEMdgmkt9Q] ```

``` Que inferno? Eu reencarnei em outro mundo. [Escolha a classe] [Classe Monstro ou Humano?] Classe Monstro. [Flare Mental] Sim, eu escolho Flare Mental. Vou Hipnotizar minha madrasta MILF com uma bunda enorme e suas três filhas para meu uso. Que porra é essa!!?? Garotas Ogro com corpos sexys e seios enormes, não vou perder essa. "tire a roupa e abaixe-se, garota." "sim, mestre." Espera? essa garota besta tem 6 seios e todo mundo odeia isso, mano, por quê? Isso é o paraíso. Aqueles que atravessarem meu caminho se matarão ao olhar nos meus olhos e todas as mulheres que me negarem receberão minha semente sagrada mesmo sem o consentimento delas. [A Gramática até o Capítulo 115 não é tão boa... mas vale a leitura. Depois disso, está tudo bom.] [A capa não é minha, me contate para removê-la.] [Nota: TODO PERSONAGEM DESTE ROMANCE É MAIOR DE 18 ANOS E SÃO LEGALMENTE ADULTOS CONFORME AS REGRAS DO MUNDO EM QUE ESTA HISTÓRIA É BASEADA.] [Discord: https://discord.gg/wEMdgmkt9Q] ```

Patient: What is a mental illness? Doctor: Are you in love? Patient: Yes Doctor: Then you have a mental illness. Patient: Which textbook says that? I don't believe it! Doctor: "No book, but you can refer to 涼宮ハルヒ."

I'm not crazy; I'm just an ordinary person living in a mental hospital, seeking to become stronger.

Ghost stories descend, binding national fate. People enhance themselves and their nation's luck by constantly participating in Analog Horror. Mental patient Jiang Xiao is initially selected to enter a nine-star level mental hospital Analog Horror! However, he bizarrely finds out that he seems to be the most seriously ill one... Jiang Xiao: "I sign a pact with the ghost stories, the weirdness is my grandson!" Participating in the seven-star level Analog Horror "Where Did Daddy Die". A peachy-cheeked son with big eyes blinking asks: "Do you want to be my daddy?" The chosen one: "Yes!" Son: "Then I have a tiny request, which is to beat you to death!" One chosen daddy after another is smashed into pulp by the son right from the start. Facing the rebellious son charging forward, Jiang Xiao smiles coldly: "Dad, I'm actually your son!"

Arianna Smith. A very talented and easy-going twenty-three years old beautiful young lady. But despite her beauty, her life wasn't easy. Things were hard and life was tough. Two weeks before Christmas, Arianna went to sleep feeling very sad about her life. She had a beautiful dream. A fairy appeared in her dream and asked her what she wanted for Christmas and Arianna asked the Fairy for “An Unexpected And Extraordinary Gift.” On Christmas morning, Arianna got the most shocking news of her life. “She was pregnant! "She was supposed to be a virgin! How did she get pregnant? Whose baby was she carrying? Was this baby the answer to her prayers? What good will the baby bring her way? Find out In this beautiful romance novel. Join Arianna on her journey to Love and Happiness.

" How about we help each other?" He says and I look up at him, eyes still wet from the tears streaming down my cheeks, heart freshly broken from the public humiliation and betrayal that was Lucas's breakup. I can faintly make out the first droppings of snow floating magically under the light of the street lamps. It's that time of the year, a time for wool coats, a time for relaxing, none of which I'll be doing. "I'm an orphan with a wicked aunt and a boyfriend who left her because she has nothing to her name, how could I possibly help you?" I say another sob escaping my lips. "Marry me" he replies and my eyes widen in anger. Is he mocking me?. I look into the eyes of this stranger and see he's dead serious. "I need a wife, you need a home, marry me and you'll have all you want". I nod.

"I want a divorce!" Ryan demanded, despite the fact that he had cheated on her with his ex. *** Serena is no longer the quiet, romantic lady Ryan Winters married and divorced five years ago. Serena, now the CEO of Rocky's Designs, is bright, unwavering, and unapologetic about her independence- a far cry from the woman Ryan remembers. When fate brings them back into one another's lives, Ryan is forced to confront the truth about their past, their newfound hot chemistry, and a surprising revelation; Serena has a daughter who may be his. But Ryan's girlfriend, Kate, isn't prepared to lose him again. Kate is manipulative and calculative. She will do whatever it takes to keep Ryan in her grasp- even if it means destroying Serena's life and the corporate empire she has built.

Every year, the whole family went on a two-weeks vacation during Christmas, where they celebrated wedding anniversaries, a birthday, and the memory of the late Madam Li Sun. This year, they had chosen a special place for their vacation and the couples seemed especially happy. But what happens to the single people? Li Hoy— who prefers to work rather than go on dates— Your typical CEO who runs G–GLOBAL ENTERTAINMENT. Luo Joreen— a successful actress and model under G–GLOBAL who is looking forward to turning eighteen and having a boyfriend. She also wants nothing more than to stop being the CEO's guardian. Li Heya— who is still hung up on her ex and has accepted the fact that she is going to die single especially when she heard he is getting married. ***** "Once I turn 18 in a few weeks, I'll start doing everything I want to do without anyone's permission—" She eyed him, "Including yours."  He folded his hands across his chest and nodded. "Normally, that should happen..." He answered, making her almost smile until he continued, "But it won't happen." He smirked at her and began to walk ahead, leaving her fuming with anger. DISCLAIMER: Cover photo isn't mine. I am willing to take it down if the owner wants me to. PS: This is a very light romance with only a 100+ chapters.