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Rich Daughter Reincarnates as Her Eighteen-Year-Old Self to Rescue Her Younger Brothers!

Rich Daughter Reincarnates as Her Eighteen-Year-Old Self to Rescue Her Younger Brothers!

"I've destroyed your face. Let's see how you'll seduce men now!" "I want to pluck all your hair too. Let's see how you'll seduce other married men!" The woman screamed while she cut off Mei Shu's hair. She then directly stabbed the scissors into her head and put an end to her pitiful life. Mei Shu had already been bedridden for over ten years. Her face was practically unrecognizable. Her four younger brothers were either injured, crippled, sick, or barely alive. This was all thanks to the woman next to her bed. Many years ago, Mei Shu's mother died in a car accident. Not long after that, her stepmother moved in with her stepsister, Mei Mu. Mei Shu's stepmother found a way to send Mei Shu to the countryside. After that, Mei Shu's stepmother and stepsister slowly took over all the Mei family's possessions. When Mei Shu was about to turn eighteen, they brought her home. The only reason they did that was to acquire the inheritance her mother left behind. After that, they kept plotting and scheming against her. They sowed discord between Mei Shu and her four younger brothers. Until the day Mei Shu died in the hospital, her brothers still had no idea she wasn't the one who started the fire that ruined their lives. After dying, Mei Shu refused to move on. She reincarnated to the time she was seventeen with her own system. She wanted to change her fate and rescue her brothers! In their previous lifetime, she and her brothers treated each other like enemies. In this lifetime... "Mei Shu, I'll do anything you tell me to," her first brother said. "Who dares to bully my sister?" Her second brother asked. "Mei Shu belongs to me!" Her third brother exclaimed. "Do you wish to marry my sister? Let's see if you have what it takes!" Her fourth brother uttered. [System: Quest completed! You'll be rewarded with a husband!"
4.5
782 Chs
OLD-WORLD EXTRA

OLD-WORLD EXTRA

{Check out my new novel, Misunderstood Villain: Heroines Mourn My Death} 'Born In Ruins' was a forgettable read. That was the only way Emir could describe the pages of the novel he had found himself reincarnated into. The young man barely knew anything, but the snippets he had recalled only caused him unending sorrow... As what awaited him was only tragedy and an early death. It was a depressing story, one that he had planned to flip on its head—all for his salvation. — In this post-apocalyptic world, monsters fought humans and cyborgs in a battle for survival on a scale greater than ever before. A world where innocence and death were a luxury, where the line between heroes and villains was razor-thin. Within its expanse, 'Ancient Clans,' 'Galactic Federations,' 'Factions', and 'Corporations' presided over colossal 'Ruins' that dwarfed the concept of life itself. Survivors of the 'Third World War' continuously dove into the 'Old World,' 'Hunting' for 'Relics' in any ruin that they could find on Earth, desperate to reclaim 'Lost' technology, to stand a fighting chance against the inevitable. But it appeared that 'Earthkind' had met their match. …However, Emir would never allow that fate to take its course. — Emir unraveled layers of the tale and realized the truth of the world. He acquainted himself with the rules of this game before it fully consumed him. And now... no longer content with mere survival, he sought to dominate over the very fabric of this unforgiving universe. Emir shall rise from the pawn he once was, seeking to unravel the mysteries that hounded him. The boundaries of 'Aether,' his father’s disappearance, the noose hanging above his family’s head, and of course… his starless destiny, a fate he longed to control. This pursuit would earn him the epithet: "Prince Of The Fallen." ---------------------------------------------- *Tags: Reincarnation ;), Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Magical Realism, Academy (Volume 3), Romance, Apocalypse, {Anti-Hero. Villain.} *Expect this novel to start slowly; it begins ramping up at the halfway point of volume 1. *The Magic System is introduced at the end of volume 1, read my review and Auxiliary chapter for more on that. *Warning: The main characters have emotions like proper humans. So don't expect your usual emo kid as the MC and come complaining later.
4.6
507 Chs
The Three-and-a-Half Years Old Baby is Pampered by Eight Uncles!

The Three-and-a-Half Years Old Baby is Pampered by Eight Uncles!

On a cold winter day, Yun Bao, who was already unconscious, was kicked out of the house by her biological father. "You're so evil at such a young age. You pushed your stepmother down the stairs. Now, the baby in her stomach is gone. Are you happy now? Why didn't I strangle you when you were born? You bring bad luck to this family!" Her father exclaimed before beating her up harshly. Yun Bao, who was only three-and-a-half years old, couldn't take it and collapse on the snowy ground. Just as she was about to die, her eight uncles made it in time to save her! Did she nearly freeze in the snow? Was she about to lose her life after being beaten up? Did people accuse her of hurting her stepmother's baby? Did she cause her mother's death and her father's bankruptcy Faced with all these negative rumors, her eight uncles chuckled. "Doesn't he enjoy hurting others? Turn off all the air-conditioners in the house. Let them stand outside for the entire night!" Her first uncle said. "Doesn't he enjoy hitting others? Give me the sack. I'm going to ease up the tension in his muscles," her second uncle said. "What does imminent bankruptcy mean? I'll make him bankrupt right away!" Her third uncle exclaimed. As for the miscarriage? It wasn't even real! Yun Bao's grandfather found out the truth and tossed the evidence to her jerk of a father. He also taught him a lesson with his walking stick. After being beaten up by his ex-wife's family, Yun Bao's father refused to back down. He said to himself, "That bitch brings bad luck to everyone in her life. They won't have a good life!" However, after Yun Bao returned to her mother's side of the family, not only did her uncles' lives not worsen, but they kept getting better and better. Even her grandmother, who had been bedridden for the longest time, recovered and was able to get onto her feet again. One day, a dominant CEO who appeared out of nowhere adopted her. Her entire family pampered her like a princess!
3.8
461 Chs
What are the most interesting funny old timer stories?
3 answers
2024-11-25 05:15
One interesting story is about an old timer who went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator and thought it was a magic box. When the doors opened and people got in and out, he was convinced it was a portal to another dimension. He was too scared to try it himself.
Can you share some funny old timer stories?
1 answer
2024-12-10 23:22
Sure. There was an old timer who used to tell a story about his first car. It was a beat - up old thing that made the funniest noises. Every time he drove it, people would turn their heads. He said it was like driving a clown car. And once, when he was trying to show off to a girl, the car just died right in the middle of the road. It was so embarrassing but hilarious in hindsight.
Can you share some funny old timer stories?
1 answer
2024-11-26 14:45
Sure. There was an old timer who thought that a microwave was some kind of alien device. When his grandkid tried to heat up some food in it, he jumped back and said it was going to zap the food into oblivion. He was so scared that he wouldn't even go near it until the grandkid showed him how it worked.
What are some elements that make funny old timer stories so appealing?
2 answers
2024-12-11 04:06
One element is the simplicity. Old timer stories often involve simple situations like a misbehaving pet or a mishap in the kitchen. Another is the unique characters. Old timers usually have a distinct way of talking and acting. For example, the old farmer who tells tall tales with his thick accent. Also, the historical context. It gives us a peek into how life used to be, which can be both funny and fascinating.
What are some interesting stories that an old timer might tell?
2 answers
2024-12-14 12:56
Old timers often have war stories to tell. If they served in a war, they could talk about their experiences in the military, like the comradeship among soldiers, the fear during battles, and the challenges of living in a war zone. Such stories can give us a deeper understanding of historical events from a personal perspective.
How to add a timer to Instagram Stories?
3 answers
2024-10-01 16:24
It's quite simple. Just open the Instagram app, go to the Stories feature, and look for the timer option. Usually, it's in the settings or editing tools.
countdown timer
1 answer
2025-01-10 07:21
The countdown timer was a device designed based on timing, used to achieve timely alarm. It was composed of a keyboard scanner, a dynamic LED display circuit, and an alarm device. It could control the time and give a sound prompt when the time was up. The countdown timer can be set online to count down or count up, as well as set to play the alarm sound. You can also choose the time in hours, minutes, and seconds, and you can pause and reset the countdown. In addition, the countdown timer could also be created in an Excel table to achieve an automatically updated countdown function. There were some countdown software that could be downloaded. They were small in size and had good functions. The online countdown timer can also be customized with the end date and time, name, text color, and background color, and can be shared through a link. In summary, the countdown timer was a practical tool that could be used in various scenarios.
Tell me some old funny stories.
1 answer
2024-11-21 15:10
There was an old lady who had a very large cat. The cat always sat on the porch and scared away the postman. One day, the postman brought a big dog with him. When the cat saw the dog, it ran into the house. The old lady laughed and said, 'I guess the cat finally met its match.' It's really a funny story about the unexpected reaction of the cat.
Tell me some funny old stories.
1 answer
2024-11-18 06:34
There's a funny old story about a little village. In this village, there was an old woman who had a pet goose. The goose was so spoiled that it would follow the woman everywhere, even into the church. One Sunday, during the sermon, the goose started honking, thinking the priest was talking to it. Everyone in the church burst out laughing.
Share some funny old cricket stories.
2 answers
2024-11-16 01:54
There was an old story about a cricket player who was known for his superstitions. Before every match, he would do a little dance in the dressing room. One day, he forgot to do it and was so worried during the match that he made all kinds of comical mistakes, like running in the wrong direction while trying to take a run.
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