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A modern twist on the classic MacBeth, this three act play covers the series of unfortunate events that follow MacBob after he talked to three shady hippies about zodiacs and tarot cards at the Moor bar. Act I MacBob, assistant manager of Haggis Inc., is at the Moor bar and he is loaded. He ends up at the back table where three hippies are reading each other’s palms. They ask him his sign (Pisces) and tell him that he will be Executive, and later CEO of, Haggis Inc. He just has to avoid the “man of no haggis born” or some nonsense like that and he has to make sure he avoids snow trees(?) and he’ll be solid. MacBob thinks they’re weird but he’s stoked to hear about his future promotions. He calls his wife and tells her all about it, still drunk. His wife is hella mad that he’s calling her while drunk but she listens anyway because she’s tolerant. She yells at him to get home immediately and sleep it off. He does. A few days later, news arrives that the existing Executive was just fired for having an affair with her secretary and MacBob has to take over the job till they find someone else. His wife realizes that his drunken blubbering was legit and gets a twisted idea. Convince the CEO of the company to just give MacBob the exec job and get someone else to replace the Assistant Manager job, then get rid of the CEO. The plan works and MacBob is the Executive of Haggis Inc. He goes to the Moor bar to celebrate with his buddy. He gets really drunk and sees those hippies again. He wobbles over to tell them the good news and they’re just like, “wild, man. Wild. Look out for the man born of no haggis, amigo. Look out for paper cuts too.” He’s still euphoric about the promotion and hollers “I’m gonna be be King of Haggis!” His buddy tells him to cool it. He goes home and sleeps it off. Act II In the first week, MacBob has been doing stellar at his new job. He just got a contract that will raise Haggis Inc. chains all over Scotland. He gets a raise and the CEO suggests that a party is in order. MacBob accepts and phones wifey the good news. She’s been plotting how to get rid of the CEO and thinks the party is the perfect opportunity to do so and suggests it be held at their house. MacBob is still hung up on the King of Haggis idea that he gets paranoid. After he finds out a colleague is vegetarian, he thinks that’s the guy not born of haggis and fires him on the spot without telling anyone. He gets a major guilt trip afterwards. At the party, everyone’s drinking and having a great time. MacBob hallucinates he’s seeing the guy he fired and is yelling at air. He writes the guests out. Wife interrupts, says he’s just drunk again and everyone goes to bed. The wife wants MacBob to lace the CEO’s nightcap with a vinegar concoction to make him so sick he goes to the hospital. MacBob is chicken so she does it. The CEO dies from tripping over his hospital gown and landing on his head. MacBob gets the CEO job. Act III MacBob is CEO and is NOT prepared for for all the responsibilities. The Haggis Chain contract falls through along with all the partnerships. MacBob is stricken. His wife goes bonkers from the thought of losing what she cheated so hard for and gets committed. MacBob goes to the hippies for help and they turn him away. They don’t palm read anymore. They’re into poetry now. MacBob goes back to his fancy office and is considering ending it all. Lawyers walk in with bankruptcy papers to be signed. He gets a paper cut while signing and gets the shock of his life when he sees who just gave him the papers. It’s the vegetarian he fired. It turns out he had the degrees to became a bankruptcy lawyer after getting fired. Our tale ends as MacBob goes to the Burger King drive-through and when asked what he’d like to order, he says “Haggis.” He gets a paper BK crown with his haggis-shaped burger.

As a young boy, Warren lost his parents to a wild beast attack in his village. Join him as he finds his way through the world full of dangers and surprises at every corner!

Jun, a genius burdened with laziness, had his life flipped upside down after an encounter with a Riftwalker. Explore, alongside Jun, the mysteries of the Rift, its inhabitants, and the powers it bestows.

Ini adalah cerita macam mana seorang lelaki yang dah lama duduk berkurung di rumah, stress baru berhenti kerja dan sentiasa risau jadi orang paling merbahaya dalam bandar yang dia tinggal. Segalanya bermula bila ada sekumpulan penyagak dari kumpulan pakeda ambil handphone dia.

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It seems a little pointless to write a diary when the world has, in a sense, ended. When I die it will simply drift about. When I die, how long will it be before my journal is found? When I die, will this diary die with me?

In a far distant future. The Earth was invaded by an alien race. Every living creature on the planet that they have captured. Humans or animals, they turn them into their mindless and disposable soldiers. On the verge of extinction, another alien race emerges and offer salvation to humans. They gave them a weapon. A bio-mechanical suit, able to harness the power of the rift. With this weapon they should be able to defend themselves and yet they are still unable to win the war due to the lack of humans suitable for the bio-mechanical suit. In order to have a higher chance of getting some humans suitable to control the so-called weapon. They decided to send the cryogenic pod back to the past in the hope that a more suitable human will find it and be awaken when the time is right.

Theodore Philips gets jumped at school and wakes up in the hospital. Then he dies; and wakes up in the hospital again.... Theo has to figure out what's happening to him, fix it, and maybe find romance along the way. This is my proudest work, and it was my first complete work. Warning: Mentions of drug use, violence, self harm, and suicide. Use of strong language. Do not read if any of these things negatively affect you.

Namanya Ace. Pemuda dengan nilai akademik dan magia yang pas-pasan. Namun berhasil masuk dengan beasiswa ke akademi terbaik di Nusantara. Disisi lain penerimaan siswa baru sedang berjalan. Pemuda itu menyadari keanehan yang terjadi dan bertanya. "Apa tujuan dari semua ini?" .

While Millette was walks to her house she was hit in the side of the of... Well everything. After a god tries to erase her from existence she is reborn. Now she is forced to adapt to a new world, a new body and new powers. -- I plan on releasing new chapters on Royal Road a bit before I release them here just in case somebody cares.