funny ice skating story

A young man's life takes an unexpected turn when he meets an untimely demise, buried beneath an avalanche. As he breathes his last, he hears the echoes of mechanical voices resonating in his head, granting him a multitude of wishes in the form of Skills, Fortunes, and a new Body. Reborn as an Ice Dragon, Drake finds himself thrust into a fantastical realm reminiscent of Norse Mythology known as Yggdrasil. This world, however, holds more surprises than he could have ever imagined. It is not only a realm of fantasy but also a Cultivation World, blending two seemingly disparate concepts into one. Join him on his journey as he explores this enchanting world, navigating its treacherous landscapes and encountering deadly monsters along the way. As he fights for survival, he seeks to find his place in this new existence and discover the purpose that drives him forward. Yet, he soon realizes that he is not alone in this reincarnated state. Others have been granted wishes as well, and the collision of their desires threatens to plunge the world into utter chaos. This is a tale of rebirth and transformation—a man's evolution from a humble Dragon Pup to the indomitable Strongest Dragon King. Along his path, he will forge new alliances, face formidable foes, and gradually establish a place he can truly call home.

Mira was just a young mortal girl living a normal life until a god ruined everything for her. “Fuck you, GOD! Why do you keep doing this to me!!! What did I do to deserve this?!?” Trapped in a cycle of reincarnation, Mira continues learning and improving in hopes of taking down her oppressor. Follow Mira as she's thrust into a Cultivation World where the impossible is possible, and reality can be whatever you want it to be as long as you're strong enough. --------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: I don't plan on adding romance early in the novel. I will probably add some later in the novel, but it won't be the main focus. If there is any romance, then it will be yuri. This novel will also primarily focus on females. Of course, there will be males in the story, but for the most part, they won't be important characters. ---------------------Reward System--------------------- Gifts: Castle: 2 Extra Chapters Spaceship: 4 Extra Chapters Gachapon: 6 Extra Chapters --------------------------------------------------------- The cover is made by Moonfist from Fiverr: https://www.fiverr.com/moonfist?source=order_page_summary_seller_link Discord: https://discord.gg/4kxFxsCvb5 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Dreyerboys

Seven unparalleled divine blades. The Ice-Snow Goddess's sigh - Morning Dew Knife. The Roar of the Fire God - Righteous Sun Knife. The Song of the Freedom Wind - Ao Tian's Knife. The melody of Earth's awakening - Longevity Knife. The Hexagonal of God's Hundred Changes - Xuánjī Knife. Dawn penetrating Heaven and Earth - Holy Radiance Knife. The Curse of Eternal Hell - Devouring Demon Knife. These are the seven divine swords, and also seven magic wands imbued with ice, fire, wind, earth, space, light, and darkness. Most importantly, they are also the main character's—kitchen knives.

When Chi Lian dies on her earth, she wakes up in the body of another girl with the same name as her on a different earth. One with empires and royal families. Poor and desperate to survive, she is bound to a virtual pet system that can access technology from its home planet for her to use. There is just one catch. The only job she can do is that of a paparazzo. From there, she is determined to build herself a media empire and take back what her family lost. Her main news worthy targets are the most wanted but hard to get bachelors of the empire. They are rich, handsome and the media is afraid of publishing their pictures and information. But somehow, Chi Lian manages to do the impossible, she takes their pictures all the time. Which woman would not pay for their exclusive pictures and news after all. One in particular attracts her the most, The cold CEO and Professor Jun Muyang who everyone says is cold to women. With her technology and wits, Chi Lian and her adopted daughter find all ways to invade his space and in the process, steal his heart. But just how far is she willing to go to melt professor Ice cube's heart and keep her competitors at a distance? All those women in the empire who wanted Jun Muyang were waiting eagerly for her rejection. But it would be a long wait. Week one..." Jun Muyang, I bought you these flowers." Jun Muyang: "Get lost." Year one..."Baby I need another kiss." Chi Lian..."Get lost." Other works. Transmigrating from a zombie world to become the mecha kings wife[ongoing]

Ye Xiong was an infamous war machine — feared by the world and known to many as the God of Death. After an incident, he returned to Jiangnan city and faked a marriage to the Ice Queen President, Yang Xinyi. This is the story of a shameless sugar baby and his quest to conquer a group of beautiful girls, including the Ice Queen President, and win their hearts!

The story of two couples in a parallel universe, the couple in the modern world finally met each other after years of separation, after the man she loved broke her heart, he decided to take his chance to get back his woman but an accident in both worlds involving the female leads causes their souls to merge. With one body lying in a vegetative state in the modern world and the other in the historical world, which one will survive to start another love story with the mysterious fourth prince.? Read to find out!

Apocalypse + Rebirth + Explosive Stocking of Supplies + Gou + Infinite Space + Blackened Revenge of Not the Virgin The world has entered the Ice Age, the Ice Apocalypse has come, and 95% of the human race on the planet has died! In the last life, Zhang Yi was killed by the people he helped because of his kindness. Reborn one month before the Ice Apocalypse, Zhang Yi awakened his space powers and started hoarding supplies crazily! Lack of supplies? He directly emptied a super shopping mall's warehouse worth tens of billions! Are you feeling uncomfortable? He built a super safe house worthy of a doomsday fortress! When the apocalypse comes, everyone will freeze like a dog, and they will give up everything just for a bite to eat. But Zhang Yi is living more comfortably than before the end of the world. Bai Lianhua: Zhang Yi, as long as you let me enter your house, I promise to be your girlfriend. Rich second generation: Zhang Yi, I am willing to use all my money to exchange for a meal in your family! Animal neighbors: Zhang Yi, you should share supplies with us, and shouldn't be so selfish! …… Looking at these people who had betrayed him in his previous life, Zhang Yi lay in the safe house and lived a life like a paradise. Zhang Yi: What does it have to do with me whether you die or not? I won’t give you my stuff to feed the dogs!

When the Ability Crisis began, people around the world were panicking, not knowing what to do with their supposed superpowers. But since there was no immediate threat, humanity was still slowly but surely tried to discover everything there was about these strange Abilities. Thus, strife appeared. The World Government tried to take everything, ten Families bared their fangs to the world, Academies soared out of nowhere. Lux, a normal teenager at the time, pure and innocent, was suddenly thrown in the complex game of the big powers. What was Lux's role in all of this? Beside being betrayed by his ex which was part of the ten families, and thrown away by a puppet organization belonging to the World Government, Lux finally learned his lesson. "No matter what this world needs in the future. I have my family to worry about. The rest could simply die for all I care." His personality suffered during those dark days, but not for long... Since he discovered that he was more special than everyone else. ——— Author's note: I understand that the title may be misleading, but don't focus on that. Instead, take your time to discover every secret held by our MC, and the people around him. This story should be focusing on the fantasy elements that overwhelmed the world during the Ability Crisis, which led to troublesome situations for the future generation. 100 GT = 1 Bonus Chapter 250 GT = 1 Bonus Chapter 500 GT = 1 Bonus Chapter 750 GT = 1 Bonus Chapter 1000 GT = 1 Bonus Chapter Cover generated by AI. https://discord.com/invite/UsuaRxHBj7

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

"I'll rewrite the stars for you." What does it feel like to be an immortal? That's the ice prince, someone with an ice power and immortality. One day he met Chleo, a girl with phobia of water, darkness and high place due to her childhood trauma. But... Chleo loves someone else, and this someone is actually dating her just to take revenge on her family. Already in love with Chleo, the ice prince forced her to marry him, so he could protect her from that someone but... it end up badly, with Chleo only suffering as his wife and dying tragically in another man's arms The ice prince turned back time, swearing to change the history! He saved Chleo in her childhood, preventing her from dying, treating her gently and pursued her with all his might. But this time can he really creates a wonderful life for Chleo? What about those mysterious inhuman monster suddenly popping out from nowhere? Can they be together forever? *** Second Identity series: My Only Love: The Targeted Heiress (almost end) ~ new The Flame Queen and Her Sly Lover (complete) Ice Prince: Rewrite the star (new) Watch Out, Dad! Mom's Here To Kill You! (coming soon) The Heir's Beloved Is Not A Human (coming soon) Spin off: The Prodigy Boy Is Actually A 25 Old Girl!? (on going) Each book can stand alone, but it will be more fun if you read it all. If you want to read unique fantasy realm, feel free to check my other work called Elementalist: Time Controllers **The cover book is mine. Commisioned by artist ig @gisel.arts