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Rebirth: Ghost Exorciser

Rebirth: Ghost Exorciser

Chi Shuyan lived miserably in her past life. She obviously has great fortune, but it is ‘borrowed’, and so her great fortune turns into bad luck—a good hand turns rotten. Her family falls apart and dies. Her relatives take possession of her properties. She is reported for cheating during the college entrance exams. Her future is in total ruins. And she still foolishly feels grateful to her best friend who had orchestrated it all. Until one day, a Celestial Master spots the deception and takes her as her apprentice. Chi Shuyan rises from the ashes, becoming a blood-soaked demoness, whose name makes people tremble in fear as she slays all evil people. This ends up ending her own life. Reborn once more, she returns to when she is 17-year-old with the memories of her previous life before the college entrance exam. In this life, she is endowed with supernatural powers and can foresee anyone's fate and future with great accuracy. She vows to trample on all those who caused her family's ruin in her past life. But before she can exact her revenge… One day, she touches a business magnate, and sees herself wearing some kind of cat ears sexy outfit coming out of the bathroom before kneeling at the man's suit pants, calling him Daddy! Chi Shuyan is shocked: How bad is my life going to be in the future? How can it be so indecent! Qi Zhenbai, the ruler of the powerful and deep-rooted Qi family in the capital, fully deserves being God’s favored one - handsome in appearance, indifferent in character, iron-blooded and strong in means and the second most sought after bachelor in the city. He is a hotshot, except for being so weak and sickly that doctors have determined that he won't live past 30. His past life ended at 29. However, this life is fated to be a little different after meeting her. Making money in summer vacation. "There are too many crooks these days."  “Exactly, they perfectly able, but they don't look for a good job.” A group of people points at Chi Shuyan, who has set up a fortune telling stall. On the one hand, she is discouraged from pretending to be a swindler, but also encouraged to resemble one slightly. Chi Shuyan stays firm, drawing talismans while sucking on a lollipop.  One month later… "Master Chi, fortunately you told my fortune. You allowed me to escape the misfortune." "Master Chi, how much is this Ghost Ward Talisman? I want 10 of them!" "Master Chi, can you help me calculate my family's luck in passing? Money is not a problem." People’s eyes glow as they look at Chi Shuyan collecting excessive amounts of money. To look so sage-like even when doing a tacky task of collecting money, she's indeed an erudite expert.
4.7
1854 Chs
My Wife Is A Ghost Exorciser

My Wife Is A Ghost Exorciser

Song Yan lived a miserable life. She was born with a great fortune but her ‘ luck ‘ was ‘ snatched ‘ by her half sister . It was her fortune that she was fated to marry Fu Yusheng , the Ceo and owner of the Fu corporations . However , her half sister who was jealous of intercepted in her fate and snatched her ‘ good luck ‘ away , from then on Song Yan faced countless troubles , she met with accidents , lost her scripts and finally died after meeting a road accident . But she was unwilling , unwilling because she loved Fu Yusheng and her son whom she left behind in the Fu family . Her soul that should have scattered and brought to Hell in front of King Yama , turned into a vicious ghost . Only after becoming a ghost did she realise what kind of perfect deception her half sister has planned for her . Luckily before her soul could become any more dark and become a malevolent spirit , she crosses path with a Celestial master who promises her a fresh start as long as she stays with him and learns the way of supernatural . So , Song Yan became the Celestial master’s disciple and continued to serve the Celestial master and his family as a Ghost . After five hundred years of service , she is freed by her master and get a chance to rebirth . She is reborn on the day she met with the car accident . In this life she is endowed with supernatural power to see the celestial truths . She vows to avenge herself and her son who met an unfortunate death because of her half sister . But why is her apathetic husband who never cared about her , coming after her ?
4.5
1463 Chs
The Ghost King’s Wife is Sassy and Beautiful

The Ghost King’s Wife is Sassy and Beautiful

# 1V1 Yun Ran, mercenary queen of the apocalyptic world unexpectedly transmigrated into the ugly, stupid second lady of the Prime Minister’s mansion with two little adorable three-year-old kids. Adorable baby 1 was a genius poison doctor who had a photographic memory and was “unremarkable”.Adorable baby 2 awakened the ultimate spiritual root that only appeared once every thousand years. When he pounds the ground with his small fist, the ground would shake. As for her, she had a spatial pocket with treasures in it. She contracted an ancient divine beast and refined peerless divine pills!***Just as Yun Ran was gearing up to experience the joy of beating up scumbags…Can someone tell her why these few bigshots suddenly appeared before her?! The top tyrant: “I have a throne that you should inherit when you have the time.” The cold-blooded war god: “I think you have the talent to be a great general. Look at the millions of soldiers I have…” The best royal merchant: “Come, I’ll let you taste the joy of being the richest woman in the world.” Sinister state preceptor: “I’ll stab and curse whoever bullies you.” A certain ghost king traps her in his arms and snorts coldly, “Close the door and release the demons. No one should even think of coveting my treasure.” Yun Ran: “???”***Rumor has it that the ghost king, Mo Beiyuan, has a pair of ghostly eyes. He was born under the destructive lone star, was bad towards women and was the most messed up character in all five countries. Yun Ran not only messed with him, but also wormed her way into his heart.#He was once a demon in the darkness, but he was willing to step out of the abyss of hell for her.#
4.8
929 Chs
Tell me some long funny ghost stories.
3 answers
2024-10-25 13:16
One long funny ghost story is about a clumsy ghost. This ghost was so bad at haunting. He would accidentally pass through walls into the wrong rooms and scare the wrong people. For example, he once tried to spook an old lady who was knitting, but instead, he ended up in the bathroom and startled a cat. The cat hissed at him and he got so scared that he disappeared for a whole week.
What are the elements that make long funny ghost stories interesting?
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2024-10-27 23:27
Surprise is a key element. For example, when a ghost is expected to be all spooky and menacing but turns out to be really clumsy or silly. In long stories, there can be a build - up of this surprise factor. Another is the contrast. A spooky, other - worldly being doing normal, everyday things in a really goofy way, like a ghost trying to make coffee in the morning but getting it all wrong because it doesn't understand modern appliances.
Can you recommend some long funny ghost stories?
3 answers
2024-10-27 18:16
One long funny ghost story is about a clumsy ghost in an old mansion. This ghost was trying to spook the new owners but instead kept getting stuck in doors and knocking over vases. Every time it tried to make a spooky noise, it would end up sneezing because of the old dusty sheets. The family thought they had a really noisy poltergeist at first, but when they finally saw the bumbling ghost, they couldn't help but laugh.
Where can I find long funny ghost stories?
2 answers
2024-10-26 01:49
Online platforms like Reddit can be a great source. There are various sub -reddits dedicated to sharing spooky and funny stories. People from all over the world post their own experiences or stories they've heard, and you're likely to come across some long and funny ghost stories there. Additionally, some websites that focus on supernatural stories also have a collection of such tales.
Are ghost stories funny?
2 answers
2024-10-17 17:46
It depends. Some people find ghost stories funny because of the way they are told or the humorous elements incorporated. But for others, they can be scary or creepy rather than funny.
Do you have any long funny ghost stories that you recommend?
1 answer
2024-09-09 20:58
I recommend " On How to Make the Strange Subdue People with Virtue " to you. This book has a relaxed and funny theme. Coupled with the supernatural and terrifying atmosphere, it makes the entire novel very interesting. The story was about Zhang Zichen's accidental awakening of the horror acting system, and everyone was immersed in the fear of the horror. Zhang Zichen was a child. What kind of horror story would he see under such circumstances? I hope you like my recommendation.😗
Best Funny Long Stories
3 answers
2024-12-10 04:28
One of my favorite funny long stories is about a clumsy magician. He was performing on stage and was supposed to make his assistant disappear. But instead, he accidentally made himself disappear while the assistant was left standing there looking confused. The whole audience burst into laughter as the assistant tried to figure out what to do next.
Making funny ghost stories
1 answer
2024-12-27 00:56
The following were the recommendations for a few funny ghost story novels: " Ghosts: The Laughing Life of a Loser Taoist "," Demons that have become spirits are not allowed to report!" " A Lifetime Laughing at Prosperity "," Let the Lonely Be Quiet ", and " Offering Salted Fish to Grandmaster ". These novels featured funny plots and idiotic elements, suitable for readers who liked this type of genre.
Short funny ghost stories
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2024-09-03 18:37
The following is a complete collection of short funny ghost stories: A young female ghost wanted to return to the human world after she died. Before she died, she found a handsome scholar and asked him to help her return to the human world. The scholar agreed, but the ghost told him that she must stay in his bed for three days and three nights and could not leave the room. The scholar agreed, but on the third night, the female ghost suddenly woke up and found that the scholar had disappeared, leaving only a piece of white paper and a pen. The female ghost was very angry and began to write her message. At the end, she wrote: "I am tired of this boring torture. Now I want to return to my ghost world!" A couple was walking in the forest when they heard a scream. When they got closer, they found a girl trapped in a bush. The girl looked very scared but the boy decided to save her. As he approached the bushes, he suddenly saw a furry bear. The boy was very afraid but he said calmly,"Don't worry, I'll save you." So the boy took out a dagger and stabbed at the bear. The bear noticed the boy's intention and began to run away. The boy continued to chase, but the bear had already run very fast. The boy finally caught the bear, but the bear died because it had been stabbed in the heart by the boy's dagger. The boy felt very guilty because he only wanted to scare the girl and did not consider the bear's feelings. A young couple lived in an old apartment. One night they heard a noise that seemed to come from the wall. They turned on the lights and saw a ghostly figure on the wall. They were very scared but they tried to comfort each other and started singing and dancing. However, the ghost became clearer and clearer until they realized that it was just a candle on a candlelight dinner. Because the shadow of the candle swayed, it looked like a person. When they finally stopped singing and dancing, the candle shadows disappeared. An old lady wanted to return to the human world after she died, so she found a handsome scholar before she died and asked him to help her return to the human world. The scholar agreed, but the old lady told him that she must stay in his bed for three days and three nights and could not leave the room. The scholar agreed, but on the fourth night, the old lady suddenly woke up and found that the scholar had disappeared, leaving only a piece of white paper and a pen. The old lady was very angry and started to write her message. At the end, she wrote,"I'm tired of this boring torture. Now I want to go back to my ghost world!"
Can you recommend a long, funny ghost-catching novel?
1 answer
2024-09-01 01:24
😋I recommend the following two funny ghost catching novels to you: 1. "My alternate identity is the Soul Manipulator Boss." The story was about the female lead, Jian Tian, who only had a ghost-catching system. However, she had to face all kinds of strange ghosts and vanquish them along the way. In addition, the male lead had to pretend to be a pig to eat a tiger. It was very funny! 2. "Stupid Ghost, Your Face Lost Again". The protagonist, Qin Luo, raised a ghost whose face was torn off and thrown on the ground. There were all kinds of strange ghost stories, and they were full of jokes! I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
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