nonsense funny short story

Once upon a time, there was a fish that wanted to climb a tree. All the other fish in the pond thought it was crazy. But this fish was determined. It wiggled out of the water and flopped towards a tree. A squirrel saw it and said, 'You're a fish, you belong in the water!' But the fish replied, 'I'm tired of swimming, I want to see the world from above!' In the end, a kind-hearted bird picked up the fish and placed it on a low branch. The fish was so happy and declared it was the best view ever.

Sure. There was a cat who thought he was a dog. He would bark at the mailman every day and try to chase cars. His owner was very confused. One day, he even tried to dig a hole in the yard like a dog. The other cats in the neighborhood made fun of him. But he didn't care. He said, 'I'm a dog in a cat's body!' And he continued his dog - like behavior, much to everyone's amusement.

There were novels similar to "Nonsense" Book of Troubled Times, Author: Ji Cha 2:"Spiritual Realm Walker", Author: Xiao Langjun 3: The Tang's Table, Author: Jie and 2 4."King of Familiars", Author: Light Spring Flowing Sound Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation, Author: Mi Tian Building National Forensic Medicine, Author: Zhiniao Village 7:"Wait, Heroine." Author: Guan Guan Gongzi 8: Mantang Colorful, Author: Weird Cousin 9:"Hidden Dead Corner", Author: Get Lost Final Divine Duty, Author: Tuoba Goudan Beyond Time, Author: Er Gen This Game Is Too Real by Chen Xing LL Red Heart Sky Patrol, Author: What's the Matter? Ring of Destiny, Author: Squid Who Loves to Dive National Master of Ming Dynasty, Author: West Lake Encountered Rain Choose a Day to Ascend, Author: Otaku Pig 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" Author: What's Wrong? Deep Sea Ember, Author: Yuantong Chapter 19: Cultivation in the Chaotic World of Demonic Martial Arts, Author: Wenplagiarism 20:"Who told him to cultivate!" Author: The Whitest Crow The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Book of Troubled Times": Ji Cha's book, anyone who understands it will understand o(*^▽^*)o 2.<<Spirit Realm Walker>>: It's still a familiar taste, and it's still a familiar formula. After reading it, I miss my sister even more. Sob, sob, sob ~ 3.<<The Tang's Table>> The people of the world and the affairs of the world are just the dishes on the table of the Tang people. Although the original ingredients had the original flavor of food, Yun Chu still believed that the most delicious food still needed to be divided, cooked, and handled. The food that was finally served on the table was the food that most suited the stomach of the Tang people. Steaming, braising, stir-frying, stewing... There were many cooking methods in the kitchen. Whether it was Goguryeo, the Turks, Tubo, Tuyuhun, Xue Yantuo, Tiele…or even whales, tigers, sharks, and hungry wolves, the Great Tang was a furnace that could cook them all into peerless delicacies… In addition to Li Zhi, Wu Wei, Zhangsun Wuji, Chu Suiliang, Li Ji, Cheng Yaojin, and other peerless seasonings, there would always be one thing that you would never forget, regardless of color, fragrance, or taste. Yun Chu hoped that she would definitely have a seat at such a luxurious banquet! Now, the delicious food had been cooked. Yun Chu laid out the napkin, picked up the deer knife, and closed her eyes. She was ready to enjoy an unprecedented feast to satisfy her hungry stomach. 4."King of Familiars":"King of Familiars" is a very good novel. The author has attracted the readers 'attention with his unique creativity and wonderful plot. The beginning of the story was very fast, and the plot was also a little brain-burning. Reading it required one to use their brains. It was not a simple story, and it was suitable for readers with some reading experience. Overall, this book was very good. I recommend it to readers who like the familiar genre. The author's setting was very novel, and there were many fun points. It allowed people to read many chapters in one breath. Overall, I give this book a recommendation score of 8.7. I strongly recommend it to everyone. 5:"Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation" S- The name of the book attracted Xiaobai, but for Lao Bai, the name was enough to dissuade him. Therefore, he sank it into his collection. Today, Book Desolate found out that it was a divine work that was delayed by its name. The minus sign was only because of the title. National Forensics: Status: Upgraded [Short comment: Doctor Ling Ran's opening was so amazing, and this book is the same.] The short stories combined with the forensic setting were quite good. Although many skills were no longer related to forensic science, it was quite interesting to read. In addition, it seemed that the book had completely abandoned the emotional line. There was almost no related plot, which was quite interesting. Rating: 7."Wait, Heroine": A new work by Young Master Guan Guan, the favorite minister of the empress, the lover of the rebel leader, and the young master of a famous Jianghu family. It was a combination of various identities. Each female character had a distinct personality. It was a love scene that was written better, and the feeling of pushing and pulling between the man and the woman was full. The results of the previous book,'Prince is Fierce' were not bad. I hope I can achieve greater glory again! 8."Mantang Colorful Scenery" Soul Traversing Great Tang, the opening plot was intense and exciting. [Author's impression] Weird Cousin's last part of the Song Dynasty was pretty good. He hoped that his new work would reach a higher level. 9."Hidden Dead Corner": 8.8 Get lost's new book. His books are basically very good in the early and middle stages. You can read them without worry. 10."Final Divine Duty":"Final Divine Duty" is a highly recommended book. The author created a different world with a unique and novel setting, bringing a new reading experience to the readers. The story flowed smoothly, and the rhythm was very well grasped, allowing people to read it all the way. The author's writing style was also very similar to that of Roll-Away, which made people feel the charm of Roll-Away. The main character in the story stepped into the transcendent realm step by step, making people's hearts flutter. Overall, this book was a very refreshing work and a pleasant reading experience. He hoped that the author could maintain the excitement of the story in the later stages and not let the readers down. 11."Beyond Time": Heaven and Earth are the guest houses of all living beings, and time is a passer-by from ancient times to the present. The difference between life and death was like the difference between dreams and waking up. It was ever-changing and could not be questioned. Then, beyond life and death, beyond heaven and earth, beyond time, what awaits us? 12:"This Game Is Too Real" Ranking index: [Tagged: Wasteland, Behind-the-scenes, Farming Construction] The protagonist transmigrated to the apocalyptic wasteland world and unlocked the sanctuary system. He could summon players from the world before he transmigrated and develop in the foreign world. The author was a god, and the writing, plot, and setting were all quite normal. It was worth a look. ------ Description: This Game Is Too Real! Why did his teammate's clothes disappear? What was that? Are you asking me if this game is serious? Of course it was serious! Moving bricks, running errands, picking up trash, delivering packages… The company could at most let you experience the hardships of 996, but here, you could experience the super double 007. Was there a game more realistic than this? Alright, let's cut the crap. The great manager has called me to move bricks. The lord said that as long as we offer our liver, he can get a new set of power armor next month. Then he will take us to a new map and pick up more trash in the vast wasteland. 13:"Red Heart Sky Patrol": A new god ascended the throne. This book will definitely become a god! Excellent! I strongly recommend you to enter the pit. Take your time and read the third volume patiently. I guarantee you won't be disappointed. ----------------- 2021.2.20 The first evaluation, the second. It's a good book recommended after reading the second chapter. The name is a little old-fashioned. ----------------- 2021.3.19 The second evaluation, a. After reading the first volume, he strongly recommended it again. It was an absolute immortal herb. His writing style was first-class, and his ability to create characters was at the peak. He could clearly remember the names and personalities of almost every character who appeared. The disadvantages were that part of the plot was a little old-fashioned, the protagonist's presence was weak, and the character's rate of death was a little high… ----------------- 2021.3.26 Three comments, first up. After reading the third volume, all the flaws in the early stages were swept away. He could be sure that as long as the ending was not bad and there was no eunuch, it would definitely be a divine work. ----------------- 2021.4.15 Four comments, first class. He had caught up with the latest progress, the Yellow River Meeting Plot. Let's not talk about the advantages, let's talk about the disadvantages. First, although the background was grand, it lacked novelty and the plot was a little old-fashioned. Fortunately, the author's writing was strong enough to write the old-fashioned plot. Second, compared to the many supporting characters with distinct personalities, the protagonist's creation was not outstanding enough. He was clearly a peerless genius. However, it didn't always make people feel that it was brilliant. It could also be because the supporting characters were too successful and took away too much of the excitement. Thirdly, the plot development was slow. There were countless holes buried and new plots kept being created. He only hoped that the author had enough professional ethics and didn't let the ending be a mess or a eunuch. He would fill in all the holes dug in the beginning. In short, it was an excellent book. Moreover, it had a large amount of content. It was recommended to enter the pit. ------------------ 2021.5.4 Five comments, no A true divine work would be considered a god-level work, and the first evaluation would be above armor. The author's pen strength was too strong, and it had the style of ancient times. Writing a web novel was a blow to his reputation. As long as it didn't end badly, there was no reason for it not to become a masterpiece. ------------------ 2021.12.29 Recently, the quality of the novel had declined. The author wanted to express too many things and was overly concerned about the readers 'opinions of the characters. It seemed like they had reached a bottleneck in the transition from traditional novel authors to web novel authors. Let's watch for a while. 14."Ring of Destiny": Tremble, mortals. Your King of Online Literature will finally ascend to his throne. Cheer for the King's return and praise his return, Amon. "The Great Ming State Preceptor": The Great Ming State Preceptor was a fascinating historical novel. The author used the Ming Dynasty as the background and told the story of a state preceptor. The main character was a transmigrator. He used the king who was thirsty for talent, the transmigrator who was bent on death, and the black-robed prime minister who was below him as clues to start a contest called the fate of the country. The book incorporated a lot of popular science knowledge, such as politics, economics, natural science, etc. Compared to other time-travel novels, it was unique. The author's description of history and characters was also very vivid, making people feel as if they were in the scene of the Ming Dynasty. In addition, the protagonist's stance was very impressive. He did not do it for himself, but for the people. He hoped to use his own thoughts to change the world and let the people live a better life. Overall, this book was refreshing and was a historical novel worthy of recommendation. "Ascending on an Choosing Day": Otaku Pig,"Ascending on an Choosing Day" [Total ranking of Hundred Alliances: 146] 2022 Hundred Alliances Ranking: 4 [Hundred League Badge Release Time: 2022-5-1] Book Title: Ascending on a Chosen Day Author: House Pig [Author Level: Platinum] [Alliance Leader Count: 483] [Silver Grand Alliance: 29] [Golden Sect Leader: 5] Fans/10,000: 327 [Category: Xianxia-Fantasy Cultivation] Total Words/Ten Thousand: 224 Date of publication: April 6, 2022 [Hundred League Time/Day: 25] Last updated: 2022-5-13 [First Order: 43,900] Average: Not counted [Completed: No] End date: × Writing time/day: × Date: January 18, 2023 17:"Who's Going to Fall in Love After Rebirth": 8.3 points Why did he have to fall in love after his rebirth? Was it the cigarette or the wine? He had no woman in his heart, so he pulled out his knife naturally! "Deep Sea Ember":"Deep Sea Ember" is an eye-catching fantasy novel. The author, Far Eye, uses his unique brush strokes to unfold a world full of mystery and the unknown. With Zhou Ming as the captain, he led the Lost Homelands to find their hometown under the erosion of mysterious phenomena, which filled people with anticipation and curiosity. The author's idea was unique, and the transition between the serious and off-topic styles was extremely natural, making people's eyes light up. The plot was so compact that it was impossible to stop reading. Although there were some places where it was a little exaggerated and long-winded, overall, this book was still worth reading. If you like Dayan's works, then this book, Deep Sea Ember, will definitely not disappoint you. "Cultivation in the Chaos of the Demonic Martial World":"Cultivation in the Chaos of the Demonic Martial World" was a very creative novel. The author used the elements of mortals and shuttling between the two worlds to present a fantasy world of cultivation to the readers. The main plot of the story revolved around the protagonist's adventures in the Immortal Cultivation world and the Demon Martial World, allowing the readers to experience a different Immortal Cultivation experience. Even though some of the chapters were a little weak, overall, the book was worth reading. The author's writing was smooth, the plot was compact, and the unpredictable plot development was fascinating. In general, this book gave people the feeling that the author's imagination was wide open. Every step was full of excitement and surprises. This book was a good choice for both readers who liked immortal cultivation and fantasy adventures. The recommendation score is 8.9 points. It's worth reading! "Who told him to cultivate!" "Who told him to cultivate!" It was a delightful novel. The protagonist of the story, Lu Yang, had transmigrated to the cultivation world. His arrival brought some chaos and joy to the cultivation world. The author told Lu Yang's story in a relaxed and pleasant language, making people feel happy and happy. The character creation was also very outstanding. Every character was lifelike and left a deep impression on people. The plot was compact and fascinating. This book is not only a cultivation novel, but also a work that reflects our lives. I strongly recommend 'Who Made Him Cultivate Immortality'. Give it 5 stars! You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

Funny nonsense stories are often full of absurd elements. For example, objects or characters having completely unexpected properties or behaviors, like a dog with a trunk instead of a nose. They break the normal rules of reality.

They are often illogical. For example, a story might have a character like a flying pig that can sing opera while knitting sweaters. It defies normal rules of reality.

Well, here's one. There was a man who had a hat that was actually a tiny house for a family of mice. The mice would peek out from under the brim and sing opera every time the man walked. The man didn't even notice because he was too busy trying to find his lost socks which had turned into butterflies.

Here are some funny novels that contain serious nonsense: - " God of Europe ": The author was Chen Ji and Tang Hongdou. Under the background of the recuperation of spiritual energy, the protagonist had the ability of unparalleled good luck. The novel had a relaxed and funny style. The protagonist had three values, and the people around him were kind and loving. - " What to Do if You're Too Popular ": The author has given you more mushrooms. The content has all kinds of imaginative plots and countless interesting jokes. It can be called " What to Do if You're Too Good at Dissing." It's a light novel style face-smacking story in the entertainment industry. The highlights include comic-style hilarious interpersonal relationships and daily life. - " Waiting Anxious Online ": Author Buma. If you have played Lifeline mobile games, you will understand this novel better. The protagonist who keeps sending messages asking you to make decisions for him really exists, and he is an alien who has invaded our universe. - " This Celebrity Really Wants to Retire ": The author is the head of a kindergarten. This is a relaxing and entertaining novel that tells the story of a celebrity's retirement. - The author rode the wind and rode the sword. It was an interesting Zhongwu sand sculpture novel. - " I Have A Lots of Revival Coins ": The author's spicy sauce with salted fish. This is a harem comedy in the Xianxia world. The protagonist's golden finger is for unlimited revival, and he keeps courting death and risking his life to get girls. - " Could There Really Be Someone Who Becomes an Idol in the Wasteland?" The author was Silent Night, which was a different type of Wasteland novel. - " The Legend of the World: The King's early work. It is a first-person novel with a big brain. Through the protagonist's perspective, you can feel his extraordinary neuroticism. It has both adventure and exploration elements as well as the leveling and face-slapping plot of a traditional novel. - " Becoming the Richest Man Begins from Games ": The author is drunk. The protagonist is reborn into a parallel world ten years ago and has obtained the wealth conversion system. He wants to start a business and earn free money at a reasonable loss. Therefore, he enters the game industry to make scamming games. The whole process is full of idiotic jokes. - " What Should I Do If I Suddenly Become an Immortal?" The author was smiling and laughing. The male and female protagonists would wear each other's clothes once every three days. One came from the cultivation plane, and the other came from the modern society of Earth. The reading process was full of joy. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>