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This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

"You blackmail me, you kiss me, and now you want to date me?" He raised a brow. "Fake date, of course. You think I am interested in you?" I let out a deep sigh. "I wouldn't be in this mess if you hadn't kissed me in front of everyone." He shrugged. "Well, I wouldn't have if you weren't obsessing over your brother." The silence between us stretched for a long while, both of us staring at the other. Finally, I whispered, "You're a jerk." "Yeah," He said, smiling. "But I'm your jerk now." Hazel Pierce has always lived in the shadows, nerdy, invisible, and secretly crushing on the one guy she should never have fallen for: her stepbrother, Trey. When her secret is nearly exposed on campus, her enemy and the team's resident bad boy, Jaxon Carter comes to her rescue but not without a prize. He makes her an offer to fake date him to kill the gossip in exchange to improve his grades. He's cocky, reckless, and dangerously charming. And worst of all he knows how to make her heart race . What starts as a simple deal quickly spirals out of control. They promised no feelings, but what happens when their truth is bigger than the rules? With rivals closing in, bigger secrets and Hazel's true identity revealed. She must decide if loving him is worth the risk as she reclaims her true voice and identity.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

Astra was a gay man. A solid top, a seme, the real deal. Unfortunately, he transmigrated into a BG harem novel. The Journey was a popular web novel based on an intergalactic setting. The whole book was filled with the straight romance between one male lead and his harem of beauties. The male lead of the novel was actually over 30 years old, but after consuming a secret medicine his body regressed back to that of a teenager. The male lead was the perfect mix of shy and mature, passionate and innocent — all at the same time. No other person could unify all those conflicting traits as well as the male lead did. Needless to say, the male lead was exactly Astra’s type. If only Astra could, then he would. But the author had told Astra: There’s no way for you to un-transmigrate yourself, this is a harem novel, the world setting doesn’t even have ‘gay’ in its vocabulary and on top of that, you have to remain in character at all times. And what kind of character was this Astra from the book? Nicknamed ‘Sunny’, known for being sweet but kind of dumb, the male lead’s best buddy, a loyal little underling for the mighty male lead. And worst of all – straight as they come. And so, every time he witnessed the male lead’s domineering aura while wiping out the bad guys, Astra would pay his due respects and act along with the rest of the crowd: “You’re so awesome!” But in his head, Astra would definitely be thinking: Damn this slutty little thing, everytime he cooks he’s gotta wear that apron and tie it so tight around his tiny waist. A waist that was small enough for Astra to wrap his hands around. … For a gay man, Astra has always had pretty good luck with the ladies. In a bar: Wen (ML) watched as a woman with heavy makeup flirted with his best buddy. His face darkened as the violent storm of emotions in his heart threatened to burst forth. For a moment, Wen wondered if his controlling and possessive instincts were getting a little out of control. It took awhile for him to realize that he was actually jealous of that woman. But Astra, the one who turned him so weird in the first place, was actually an idiot who didn’t understand a thing — how could the idiot Astra know of the effect he had on Wen? ______________________________ Tags (from original author): #After making the male lead gay I’m pretending that I’m straight and that nothing happened between us# #seme’s POV# #seme likes to leave uke hanging# #possessive lover# #not a rebirth novel_male lead’s body became biologically younger# ----##---- PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT THIS IS NOT MY STORY! I AM ONLY POSTING THIS FOR MORE EASIER READING FOR MYSELF!

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Blurb   When broke event planner Isabella “Izzy” Hart agrees to fake an engagement with cold, commanding tech billionaire Alexander Blackwood, she thinks it’ll be simple: smile for the cameras, fake a few kisses, collect the money, and walk away.   But nothing about Alex is simple. Not the way he looks at her. Not the way he touches her, as she belongs to him. And definitely not the way he says: “If this is just business… why does it feel like you’re mine?”   It was supposed to be fake. Now neither of them knows what’s real.

Good and Evil, Saint and Devil, Light and Darkness. Why completely base someone with one of those words alone? Why can't a person be both at the same time? No one is completely perfect after all. Claret, a name with unsurpassed legend resound throughout the entire land of Edhel bringing forth both reverence and dread to the entire races that reside in that world. A person who has saved countless lives that she has been called a Saint and at the same time a person who has been called a harbinger of chaos and destruction that she has been called a Devil. A Heretic Person that completely defies the common sense and millennium of beliefs of the entire races in the Land of Edhel. Despite having been called with numerous names and titles her whole life living in a Different World, there is one thing that Claret can entirely accept when it comes to herself, and that is, she is a person who has miraculously survive while accidentally coming from Different World. . "I am a bit late... but I am here now." A small delicate hand covered with blood extended and grasp the shaky larger hand of the severely injured person sitting on the ground before her. And with that one simple move alone, an overwhelming warmth and affections swell up greatly inside of him. "Umm..:" . As a heart-wrenching pain echoing out loudly at the empty space, the rampaging young woman has distinctly felt when a warm arm has suddenly wrapped up all around her body causing her unstable mind that has been screaming with sadness to become more conscious. "You are not alone... I am here..." At this moment, as her entire being is basking on his presence that is hugging her from behind, Claret perfectly knew that in this entire world, she is not alone. Warning: Violence, Death, Tragedy, Mature Contents This will become a Dark Fantasy Theme Slow Pace at the start~ LoveableChubby#1263 - Come Chat With Me :) https://discord.gg/2XXK28V - Please Be a Member? First Time making a Server hahah Commission the Book Cover to Lufi_ays https://www.instagram.com/lufi_ays/ https://twitter.com/lufi_ays