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In Love with the preacher

In Love with the preacher

Vanessa Jordan, who had faced every horrible thing the universe could throw at her. From being chased by a perverted stalker, to losing a job she finally got for something she didn't do. And as if that wasn't enough, she found out a horrifying secret about her long-time boyfriend. Losing her parents at a very young age had made her given up on God, to her he didn't exist, and if he did he just didn't care about her. And now she's giving up on love too. But everything changes when she meets THE PREACHER... A man who had also had his fair share of sorrows and pains from the past, together with his lovely daughter, they will teach Vanessa what it means to trust once again, and most importantly, how to love again. But the question remains, can Vanessa who hates God more than anything learn to love a preacher... Excerpt In the next minute, Vanessa found herself tumbling into the well. "Miss, MISS! Are you okay??" The all too familiar voice called out to her, striking panic through her whole body. Why did he always ask her that question? Why was she not always okay when he saw her? He always met her at her lowest point. And this is the lowest of the lowest. "YES!! I MEAN NO. NO I'm not okay... Don't come any closer." She shouted at the top of her lungs. "Don't worry miss, I'll get you out of there..." He assured. "NO!!!" She screamed. "Don't look into the well please." "Lady what are you saying? I'll get you out of there! Or do you want to drown in a well??" He said almost angrily. "NO. Please don't_ I'm... I'm naked." She said out loud. "I'm completely naked, I'm not wearing anything, my towel got caught up as I fell, now I am bollock naked so don't come any closer." PS. The Preacher doesn't come into full view until chapter 27... So hold on to your phones and tabs, cause it's gonna be a crazy read.
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What are some of the most memorable funny preacher stories?
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2024-12-12 10:55
I heard of a preacher who was preaching on forgiveness. He told the story of a man who forgave his enemy but in the middle of it, he forgot the name of the main character in the story and just stood there stammering for a bit until someone in the congregation whispered the name to him. It was quite a funny moment.
Can you share some funny preacher stories?
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2024-12-11 22:18
Once, a preacher was so into his sermon that he started waving his hands vigorously and accidentally knocked over the flower vase on the pulpit. Everyone burst into laughter.
What are some of the most popular preacher funny stories?
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2024-11-21 11:43
One popular story is about a preacher who accidentally sat on his hat right before starting the sermon. When he stood up, his hair was all messed up and he looked like he had just been through a storm. The congregation had a good laugh.
Can you share some preacher funny stories?
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2024-11-21 06:30
A preacher was trying to teach about the parable of the Good Samaritan. But instead of a normal story, he told it in a cowboy accent, saying things like 'Well, this here Samaritan feller, he rode up on his horse...' It made the whole sermon a very humorous and memorable one.
Can you share some funny methodist preacher stories?
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2024-12-12 21:17
Sure. There was a Methodist preacher who was known for his absent - mindedness. One Sunday, he started his sermon with the wrong passage and went on for a good five minutes before realizing his mistake. He then just laughed it off and started over, which made the whole congregation chuckle.
What are some interesting funny methodist preacher stories you know?
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2024-12-13 04:51
Once a Methodist preacher was preaching about kindness. In the middle of his sermon, a little dog wandered into the church. Instead of getting annoyed, the preacher picked up the dog and used it as an example of how we should welcome all creatures, big or small. It was a really cute and funny moment.
Tell me the 'old preacher taming the tongue funny story'.
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2024-11-23 11:51
Well, I'm not sure of the exact story. But generally, it might be about an old preacher who tries to control his tongue, perhaps he has a habit of speaking too much or too harshly. Maybe he has some comical attempts at self - discipline when it comes to his words.
Are preacher sex stories appropriate in literature?
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2024-11-11 08:01
These types of stories are not suitable for literature. We should respect different religious beliefs and occupations. Preachers play an important role in guiding people in religious and moral aspects. Incorporating inappropriate sexual content into stories about them is unacceptable in a civilized and moral literary environment.
What are the possible themes in the 'old preacher taming the tongue funny story'?
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2024-11-23 19:25
One possible theme could be the power of words. Since he's taming his tongue, it emphasizes how important and powerful words are. And also, there could be a theme of humility. The preacher realizes his flaw with his tongue and is taking steps to correct it, which is a humble act.
What are some interesting Preacher Wife Stories?
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2024-11-04 16:16
One preacher wife story could be about how she supports the community. For example, she might organize charity events in the parish. She uses her position to bring people together and help those in need.
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