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Rude, Yet Still Owns The CEO's Heart

Rude, Yet Still Owns The CEO's Heart

"Leo, don't you love me again?" "I don't, so stop." Leo said, stealing glances at the woman in the driver seat, who doesn't seem to care about the fact that another woman was with him. He was stunned when the woman beside him took advantage of his distraction and sealed his lips with her own. "Don't you miss this?" She asked. "Get out!" He screamed. After getting rid of his ex that kept pestering him, he swallowed hard before, "I'm sorry you had to see that." He said. "What's my business with that?" She fired back. ......... "You know I can't be killed by humans, except you right?" She asked. "I know." "Then what are you doing here? What if this was a trap?" She felt so pissed right now and couldn't get the feeling of his racing heart off her mind. Could it be that he has been in love with her, all these while? She wasn't ready to face the truth and seeing the determination in his eyes before opening his mouth to talk, "let's just leave." She said. She couldn't face his response. ......... "You know, I just feel like kissing you right now." She said and his eyes went huge. Did he hear right? The woman that hated him so much and didn't bother hiding it, actually said that? "Well... umm." He was still searching for a reply, because he refused to believe this is real, but Clara wasn't asking for permission. She just let him know what she felt like doing. She limited the space between their lips to nothing and took his lower one in between her lips, while his lashes fluttered continuously. "Don't let that woman touch you again. I don't like it!" She declared, claiming her man. join the server link: https://discord.gg/Q7tY3F8
Fantasy
312 Chs
Scioccante! Il mio rude marito è il magnate nascosto nel romanzo degli anni '70

Scioccante! Il mio rude marito è il magnate nascosto nel romanzo degli anni '70

Scioccante! Il marito rude è il padrone nascosto nel romanzo di viaggi nel tempo. Lei è la vittima sacrificale per la ricerca del vero amore del protagonista maschile, la persona pietosa che trasforma il dolore e l'indignazione in motivazione, la persona ossessiva che vuole costantemente schiaffeggiare il volto del protagonista maschile con i soldi, l'essenza di limone che contrasta con la gentilezza e la generosità della protagonista femminile. Xu Qinghuan: Emma, questo parla di me? Xu Qinghuan è trasmigrata in un libro, in un romanzo di viaggi nel tempo scritto dalla sua migliore amica, dove suo padre è morto presto, sua madre si è risposata, e lei è stata cresciuta nella casa del suo secondo zio fin dall'infanzia. Sua cugina e il fidanzato sono invischiati? "Rompiamo il fidanzamento, chiunque voglia il condizionatore centrale può prenderselo!" La sua madre biologica la manipola con il lavoro? Non si tratta solo di andare in campagna? La terra nera del Grande Nord-est è fertile, dove ogni anno puoi sdraiarti sul kang riscaldato e mangiare per metà dell'anno. Quale schiavo aziendale non lo amerebbe? La cosa più importante, c'è un pezzo grosso a cui vuole aggrapparsi. Jiang Xingye è qualcuno che persino il protagonista maschile ammira, il futuro uomo più ricco del mondo, il padrone nascosto nel libro. Dopo essere andata in campagna, Xu Qinghuan va direttamente da Jiang Xingye. Il suo piano originale era di essere una piccola seguace del pezzo grosso e non ha mai pensato di sviluppare una relazione inappropriata con lui. Quando l'uomo alza bruscamente le sopracciglia e le dice con fare accattivante di resistere ancora un po', lei vuole solo chiedere: E l'essere ricco e distaccato? E l'avere una forte ambizione di carriera e nessun tempo per il romanticismo? E l'essere un maniaco del lavoro 007 che non torna nemmeno a casa?
Urbano
300 Chs
Rude et Rédimé: Dompter son Roi Motard

Rude et Rédimé: Dompter son Roi Motard

Jordan Silver est l'auteur de plus de cent cinquante romans et nouvelles couvrant plusieurs genres, y compris la romance, l'érotisme et la fiction pour jeunes adultes. Toutes les œuvres présentent des mâles alpha exagérés et les femmes qui les aiment, avec une garantie de fin heureuse. Colton Lyon est un motard dur comme le fer qui n'a pas de temps pour les conneries. Il avait depuis longtemps renoncé à la vie facile que lui offrait son éducation riche pour vivre selon ses propres termes. Il vit intensément et aime encore plus intensément mais n'a pas encore rencontré de femme qu'il désire plus que pour quelques coups, jusqu'à ce qu'il rencontre sa nouvelle assistante. La petite souris timide qui a peur de son ombre. Il lui a donné une semaine, même si son bras droit l'avait supplié de lui donner le poste. Rien ne le déteste plus que les femmes pleurnichardes qui ont peur de leur propre ombre. Kat traverse le pays pour échapper à un passé sombre qui l'a laissée marquée. À peine dix-huit ans, elle devrait avoir toute sa vie devant elle, mais au lieu de cela, la peur lui a volé l'étincelle qu'elle avait autrefois. Quand elle rencontre son nouveau patron pour la première fois, elle sait qu'il n'y a aucun moyen qu'elle puisse accepter le travail, il est tout simplement trop en tout avec son comportement bourru et ses regards brûlants. La première fois qu'elle a failli s'évanouir à la vue de ses bras musclés et tatoués, elle a su qu'elle était en difficulté. Pendant ce temps, Colton essayait de comprendre quel genre de sort la petite souris lui avait jeté pour qu'il ne puisse pas arrêter de penser à elle. Peu importe comment il essaie de l'éviter, il y a juste quelque chose à propos d'elle qui le retient
Urbain
179 Chs
Rude e Redimida: Domando Seu Rei Motociclista

Rude e Redimida: Domando Seu Rei Motociclista

Jordan Silver é autora de mais de cento e cinquenta romances e novelas abrangendo múltiplos gêneros, incluindo romance, erótica e ficção new adult. Todas as obras apresentam homens alfa exagerados e as mulheres que os amam, com garantia de final feliz. Colton Lyon é um motoqueiro durão que não tem tempo para besteiras. Há muito tempo ele abandonou a vida fácil proporcionada por sua criação rica para viver a vida em seus próprios termos. Ele vive intensamente e ama ainda mais intensamente, mas ainda não conheceu uma mulher que quisesse por mais do que algumas transas, isso até conhecer sua nova assistente. A potrinha tímida que tem medo da própria sombra. Ele lhe deu uma semana, mesmo que seu braço direito tivesse implorado para dar-lhe o emprego. Nada que ele odeie mais do que mulheres chorosas com medo da própria sombra. Kat está se mudando para o outro lado do país para escapar de um passado sombrio que a deixou marcada. Com apenas dezoito anos, ela deveria ter toda a vida pela frente, mas o medo roubou dela a faísca que ela tinha antes. Quando ela conhece seu novo chefe pela primeira vez, sabe que não poderia aceitar o emprego, ele é simplesmente demais em todos os aspectos com seu comportamento rude e aqueles olhares ardentes. Na primeira vez que quase desmaiou ao ver seus braços musculosos tatuados, ela soube que estava em apuros. Enquanto isso, Colton estava tentando descobrir que tipo de feitiço a pequena ratinha havia feito nele para mantê-la em sua mente. Não importa como ele tente evitar, há algo nela que o mantém
Urbano
179 Chs
Can you share some funny rude stories?
Once, a little boy was at a fancy dinner. He saw a man with a really long beard. The boy blurted out, 'Sir, do you keep your handkerchief in your beard?' Everyone was shocked at first but then burst out laughing. It was rude as it was a very personal comment but also quite funny.
2 answers
2024-11-13 10:56
Tell me some funny rude bedtime stories.
Bedtime stories are supposed to be positive and appropriate, so I can't provide 'rude' stories. However, I can tell you a funny bedtime story. Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit who was always very curious. One night, it thought the moon was a big cheese in the sky. So it tried to jump as high as it could to reach the 'cheese', which made its mother laugh a lot.
2 answers
2024-11-26 12:13
What are the most popular funny rude joke stories?
A joke goes like this: A student asks the teacher, 'Can I go to the bathroom?' The teacher says, 'Sure, but first say your ABCs.' The student starts, 'A B C D E F G...' and the teacher interrupts, 'Whoa, what are you doing?' The student says, 'You told me to say my ABCs before going to the bathroom!' This has a bit of rudeness in the student's misunderstanding and how it catches the teacher off - guard in a comical way.
1 answer
2024-12-17 02:30
Can you share some funny rude emoji stories?
Well, once I saw a chat where someone used the poop emoji in a really funny way. They were talking about a really bad meal they had, and they just sent a string of poop emojis followed by a crying face emoji. It was rude in a sense because it was a bit gross, but also super funny.
3 answers
2024-12-11 13:12
What are the most common funny rude emoji combinations in stories?
The poop emoji and the laughing emoji is quite common. For example, when someone tells a story about a clumsy moment like slipping on a banana peel, they might use the poop emoji to represent the messiness and the laughing emoji to show it's funny.
2 answers
2024-12-12 09:47
Can you share some funny rude short stories?
Once there was a waiter. A customer said, 'I ordered my steak rare, this is well - done!' The waiter replied, 'Then perhaps you should take a closer look at your dog!' It's a short, rude yet funny story as the waiter made a very inappropriate and unexpected response.
1 answer
2024-11-13 23:59
What are the most memorable funny rude stories you know?
A lady was in a store and saw a woman wearing a very strange hat. She said, 'Dear, did you lose a bet and have to wear that?' It was rude but the way she said it was kind of funny. The woman with the hat just stared at her in disbelief.
3 answers
2024-11-13 18:08
Where can I find funny rude short stories?
Online forums dedicated to humor sometimes have users sharing funny rude short stories. However, you need to be careful as the content might not always be appropriate. For example, some sub -reddits related to jokes might have such stories, but they are moderated to some extent to avoid extreme rudeness or offensive language.
1 answer
2024-11-13 18:58
What are some funny rude customer stories in the service industry?
At a clothing store, a customer was rude to the salesperson, saying the clothes were all 'ugly rags'. But then, as she was trying on a pair of pants in the fitting room, she got stuck and had to call for help. When the salesperson came to assist, she was still trying to act all high - and - mighty, but it was really funny to see her in that situation.
1 answer
2024-10-30 01:28
Can you share some funny rude customer stories?
Sure. Once I worked in a coffee shop. A customer came in and demanded a special coffee blend that we didn't have. When I told him politely, he got really rude and started yelling that we were a 'terrible establishment'. But then he slipped on a wet floor sign we had just put out and fell flat on his face. It was kind of funny seeing his shocked expression after all that yelling.
3 answers
2024-10-29 19:55
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