funny car accidents stories

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

John, who had been framed and wrongly imprisoned, was finally released. His five-year jail time had fostered his hatred toward the son of the Waters Conglomerate, Niel. However, John, who had no connections, could not do anything about it. When he had almost lost all hope while accompanying his girlfriend who was in a vegetative state thanks to Niel, he suddenly realized that there was a search bar right before his eyes! This search bar was just like the search bar in Google Chrome! After a long silence, John tried to type a line into the search bar. "How to accomplish a perfect crime without leaving any mishaps that will cause the death of Neil Waters?" Immediately after that, a line of words appeared on the search bar: "On March 19, 2021, at 3:29:19 PM, on the trash can at the intersection of Louis Street, place a Lincoln brand pencil that is 3.5 cm in length, with a 1 cm³ base area, and weighs 2.8 g. There will be a series of accidents that will result in Neil's death in a car accident!"

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

After being reincarnated, Hughes obtained a puppet manufacturing system. The puppets he created could be bestowed with abilities. As long as he could successfully harvest the souls of evil-doers, Hughes could create human puppets with different powers - evil human puppets, resentful spirit puppets and vampire puppets. In order to save his own sister, Hughes decided to use his ability to become a hired killer. Hughes logged into the Dark Web and a bounty appeared. [Name: Jerry Mac] [Reward: USD$1 million] [Request: Kill Jerry Mac with whatever means necessary] [Requirements: None] When he saw this, Hughes immediately accepted this mission. Using the puppets he created, the evil-doers that he killed had all been murdered perfectly without any exceptions. From then on, the name of Puppeteer began to circulate on the Dark Web. Perfect murders? No exceptions? Killers were terrified of his reputation. The FBI reported, “After investigation, Jerry Mac died of accidental causes.” Netizens, “Hahaha. A well-executed death! It is practically the most perfect murder!”

"Kids, what kind of person is your dad?" In a certain class, a teacher was giving a lesson to the children, with the theme being "My Dad." Outside the window, there were a large number of photography tools set up, clearly for a live broadcast. "My dad is a firefighter." "My dad is a boss. There are several dozen employees in his company." "My dad is a car mechanic. He can fix any car." The children eagerly answered one by one, but when it came to Xia Zixin, things were a bit different. "My dad is a genius in weapons. He can make any kind of gun and ammunition!!" Everyone was taken aback, but they didn't take it seriously. "I'm serious!" With that, Xia Zixin reached into her bag and pulled out a shiny Desert Eagle, placing it on the desk. Everyone was stunned. Xia Zixin smiled proudly. "Do you want to see more? I have got hand grenades, smoke bombs, and tear gas in my backpack." The people present were dumbfounded. Instantly, the entire internet began searching for Xia Zixin's dad...

"Lott was framed and went to jail. However, at the moment Lott was released from prison, a [display box] appeared in front of him that prompted him to enter any goal that he wanted to achieve in the [display box] and complete the required steps. Immediately afterwards, without any hesitation, Lott entered [How to clear myself of suspicion and kill Webster!] [On December 12, 2020, at 13:15:32 PM, put a 3.4-gram 2B pencil beside the phone booth at the intersection of Loviisa Road.] Subsequently, Lott entered again [How to clear myself of suspicion and kidnap Webster’s sister, Carrie.] [On December 20, 2020, 10:32:15 AM...]"

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.