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My Long Lost Mate

My Long Lost Mate

"Oh! Thank you for catching that little troublemaker. Please give her back to us," said one of the guards while panting for air. Not knowing what to do, I frantically held the man's hand and pleaded, "Please save me! They are going to hurt me! I don't want to go back!" The man first looked at me for a couple of seconds, then at the guards. "Go," he said to the guards grimly. Surprisingly, he was on my side. I was counting on my lucky stars to ask for help from him and I was fortunate enough to earn it. "What?" asked the guards, confused by the man's words. "I said go... before I kill you," he threatened. I was hiding behind the man's back and couldn't see his face, but my guts told me that he meant his words. The guards looked surprised by his words but quickly recovered from them and, instead, started to challenge the man, "We won't go before you hand us that girl." The man sighed and said, "I warned you." After that, the man let go of my hand and turned my body around. "Don't look," he said, before starting to walk towards the guards. Every step he took exuded confidence, and he was not the least scared of the guards who were armed with swords when he himself had nothing but his bare hands. I closed my eyes even with my back towards them and heard one of the guards scream trying to attack the man. No longer after that, the only sound that I could hear was something like... bones breaking. A few moments later, it was completely silent. Is he done? The silence was soon broken by footsteps that I assumed were getting closer to where I was. Is this the footsteps of the man or the guards? That was the question that popped up in my mind. I was ready to run, but before I could proceed to do that, two strong arms gripped both of my shoulders, turning my body around. I nervously opened my eyes to find a pair of red eyes staring softly at me. "Are you okay?" ... The story revolves around a girl who was tortured and the leader of werewolves. (A slow burn book) ... ***CAUTION*** Updates are irregular, as it will depend on Author's availability. [The art cover fully belongs to me. Art commission by the amazing Instagram artist @heytheathea]
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In the story, a long funny novel is recommended.
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2024-12-29 17:22
The following are a few recommendations for long funny novels: " A whimsical story about a poor man who wants to make a fortune." 2. " Astral New World ": It tells the story of the Night Butterfly Bandit Gang's theft adventure. It's funny but a little thrilling. 3. The story of an unlucky person in the Huashan Sect. 4. << Bizarre >>: A supernatural tomb-raiding work, full of humor. 5. " My Father-in-law Is A Little Strong " was a story about the protagonist hugging his father-in-law's thigh and becoming a strong person. These novels were all humorous and funny, suitable for readers who liked funny stories.
Tell me a long funny story.
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2024-12-15 13:23
Once upon a time, there was a clumsy magician. He was performing on stage and wanted to make his rabbit disappear. He waved his magic wand and said the magic words. But instead of the rabbit disappearing, his pants fell down. The whole audience burst into laughter. He quickly pulled up his pants and tried again. This time, he made himself disappear instead of the rabbit. The poor rabbit just hopped around on the stage looking confused. And that's how his magic show turned into a comedy show.
A Hindi long funny story to share
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2024-12-09 14:21
Once upon a time in a small village in India, there was a man named Ramu. Ramu was known for his clumsiness. One day, he decided to go fishing in the nearby river. He carried his fishing rod and a big basket. As he reached the riverbank, he tripped over a small stone and fell right into the water. But instead of getting up, he started looking for fish underwater with his eyes wide open. When he finally emerged, he had a small fish in his hand and said, 'Look, the fish came to me!'
Tell me a funny long story.
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2024-11-13 02:07
Once upon a time, there was a clumsy magician named Bob. He was always getting his spells wrong. One day, he tried to turn a cat into a dog. But instead, he turned the cat into a giant, talking hat. The cat - now a hat - started complaining about how itchy it was. Bob tried to reverse the spell, but he ended up making himself invisible. His friends had to search for him everywhere, following the sound of his panicked voice. Eventually, they found a way to make him visible again and the cat was turned back into its normal self. It was a very long and comical adventure for all of them.
Word for a very funny and long story
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2024-11-08 10:45
Comedy. A comedy can be a long and very funny story, whether it's in the form of a play, a novel, or a movie. For instance, 'Pride and Prejudice' by Jane Austen has many comical elements and is a fairly long story that amuses readers with its witty dialogue and humorous situations.
Share a long random funny story.
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2024-11-05 20:10
A young girl named Lily had a very vivid imagination. One day, she pretended that her backyard was a magical kingdom. She put on a crown made of flowers and declared herself the queen. She then started to give orders to all the bugs and insects in the yard. She told the ants to build her a castle out of twigs and leaves. The ants, not understanding her, just continued their normal activities. Lily was not deterred. She then tried to ride on a grasshopper as if it were a horse. But the grasshopper jumped so high that Lily fell off. She landed in a patch of mud. As she was sitting there, all muddy, she saw a little frog. She decided that the frog was her new advisor. She started to tell the frog all her grand plans for the kingdom. The frog just blinked at her and hopped away. Lily then realized that being a queen was not as easy as she thought, but she still had a great time in her magical backyard.
Tell a long random funny story.
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2024-11-05 19:52
There was a man named Bob who thought he was a great magician. One day, he decided to perform a disappearing act in the middle of the town square. He climbed into his big magic box and waved his wand. His assistant then closed the box. But when it was time for Bob to reappear, nothing happened. His assistant opened the box, and it was empty. Everyone was looking around, wondering where Bob had gone. Meanwhile, Bob had actually fallen through a trapdoor in the box into a cellar below. He was stuck there for hours, trying to find a way out. He finally found a small tunnel that led to the street outside. But as he emerged, covered in dirt and cobwebs, he saw that the crowd had already left. And to his horror, he realized he had lost his wand in the cellar. He had to go back in to find it, and when he finally did, he decided that magic was not for him after all.
Long Funny Minecraft Text Story
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2024-11-03 07:19
There was a Minecraft world where all the animals could talk. A sheep named Wooly was always getting into trouble. He once convinced a group of chickens to try and fly over a lava lake by tying feathers to their feet. Of course, it didn't work and they all ended up with singed feathers. But Wooly wasn't deterred. He then made a deal with a group of cows to help him build a roller coaster out of minecart tracks. The cows, being very strong, pushed the minecarts around the tracks while Wooly sat in the front, laughing hysterically as they went up and down the bumpy rails.
Funny story, long ancient novel recommendation
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2025-01-01 20:11
The following were a few recommendations for funny ancient novels: " Reborn Princess Loves the Heavens,"" My Prince Is Super Sweet,"" Foppish Spoiled,"" Frightening Phoenix Doctor Concubine,"" Destined to Be the Imperial Concubine,"" Time Travelling Detective,"" The Nine Heavens Crying Phoenix Forcing a Good Concubine to Be a Concubine: The Jade Concubine,"" Exploding Laughter Chasing Her Husband: Snatching a Prince to Be Her Husband,"" The Prime Minister's Concubine Daughter," and so on. These novels all had funny plots and character interactions, which could bring joy and a relaxing reading experience to the readers.
Husband and wife funny long story recommendation
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2024-12-26 21:07
The following are a few recommended long novels for couples that are funny: "Laughing and spoiling wives: Unscrupulous Couples Are Going to Turn the Heavens upside down,""Father Can Enemy Country," and "Meeting Mr. Fu." These novels all had cheerful and refined storylines, humorous elements, and hilarious jokes. Their plot developments were very exciting, suitable for readers who liked funny stories about couples.
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