I'm not entirely sure as the title is rather unclear and a bit strange. It could potentially be about an incident that occurred involving food in the context of one's mom's friends, but without more context, it's really hard to say.
No, I can't share any details from the 'cummed in moms friends food story' because the name of the story doesn't really make sense. It could be a very unique and personal story, but without proper clarification, there's no way to pull out any details.
Well, you can completely change it to 'A story about my mom and food'. By doing so, it gets rid of any inappropriate connotations and becomes a simple and family - friendly statement.
I'm not sure what this specific story is about as it's a rather strange and inappropriate title. It could potentially be some made - up or very unethical fictional account that I don't want to be associated with.
There were these friends at a beach party. They had some colorful cocktails. One friend, Jack, was so into his story about his surfing adventure that he waved his hands around and knocked over his drink into his friend Lisa's lap. Lisa just laughed and threw some of her drink back at Jack playfully.
In this 'cummed in friends drink story', perhaps the friends are at a bar. They order a round of drinks and start to tell each other stories. One friend is so excited while telling a story that they knock over their drink all over another friend. This simple accident then becomes a central part of their night, with them joking about it for the rest of the evening and creating a new shared memory.
There's no way to make this seem appropriate. The words used are just not acceptable in a normal, respectful conversation. We should stay away from such topics.
If this is some kind of very wrong or misphrased statement, it's important to focus on positive and appropriate family - related food stories. For example, sharing how we cook together or a special family recipe.