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Tong Yao never expected that getting a milk tea could result in getting struck by lightning on a sunny day, and then waking up in the 1980s. She became a mischievous, spoilt wife of a top-tier doctor from the future. Rather than leading an ordinary life, she was caught eloping and stealing money, and reacted with crying, making a fuss, and hitting walls. Under the hopeless circumstances, she discovered she could understand animal language. While other time-travelers were busy making money to support their families, she was just enjoying the show. "The deputy director's wife accepted five jins of pork from a patient's family. The old couple is squabbling behind closed doors right now." "The Dean has had a flare-up of hemorrhoids these past few days and can't sit on a chair." "Mr. Li's wife is a tough woman. That missing tooth on the left was knocked out by her." "Tong Yao has improper conduct. She used to secretly meet people in the village." Tong Yao didn't expect the day would come when she would be the talk of the town. ... One day, Tong Yao heard a stray cat at the door muttering, "Dr. Si is having a date with a nurse in the corridor." Furious, Tong Yao went to catch them in the act, only to find the doctor was discussing a patient's condition with a nurse who was over fifty. Wanting to run away, Tong Yao found her escape route cut off by the doctor, who backed her against a wall, "So I heard you came to catch us, huh?" Tong Yao never expected the saying, 'Those who always walk by the river eventually get their shoes wet,' to come true.

Join the journey of the Theodore Miller who had stayed at the academy for five years and still couldn’t cross the wall of the 3rd Circle. His sensitivity was close to the bottom, and this was indispensable for using magic. One day he acquires gluttony the grimoire in the library and then his starts his legend... [‘Lightning Magic Primer’ has been consumed. Your understanding is very high.] [The 2nd Circle magic ‘Lightning Bolt’ has been acquired.] The unprecedented magician who will eat all the magic books of the world has appeared! ------------------------- This novel's translation come from https://readnovelfull.com/the-book-eating-magician.html ------------------------- The Book Eating Magician novel is a popular light novel. Written by the Author McEnroe. I don't own any rights to the novel, translation, and cover photo. Nor I do make any money of this translation Credits to the real author.

WPC #192 Gold Winner ---------- Matthew lived his whole life fighting for his own happiness. When his parents told him to become an engineer or a doctor, he decided to rebel and decided to become a musician instead. When he finally succeeded and he goes to perform his first concert, an accident happened and Matthew died as a result. A God sees his struggles and felt pity that his life ended when it just started. The god then gave him an offer to be reborn again into another world that the god created, but the god can't guarantee what he will become when reincarnated. Matthew who felt that his life was unfair and wanted to taste what real happiness is accepted god's offer and was willing to take whatever consequences there is. When he opened his eyes again, Matthew was unexpectedly reincarnated as a chameleon. Fortunately, the god helped him by giving him a system that enables him to change and improve his body parts by eating other monsters. Follow Matthew along his journey in this new world as he consumes his enemies while he finds his own meaning of happiness. ---------------- "Is that the spider's venom that could kill a crocodile in one bite? I'll gladly add them to my own body!" "That bear could cut down a tree with one punch... I'll also make them mine!" "Whoa... You said only your species can use magic? Then I'll eat you and become the same species as you!"

# consume Lu Yu, a foodie, transmigrated to a parallel world where all living beings on Earth had awakened to superpowers. Fearsome Beasts rampaged everywhere and the lives of mankind were threatened. When they came of age, youths would awaken their talents at the various martial arts dojos. They would then use their talents to protect their homeland. Lu Yu awakened the power of Gluttony, an SSS-class talent. His strength would increase every time he consumed the flesh of Fearsome Beasts. His spiritual soul would grow stronger every time he consumed their cores. In other words, he was what he ate and he grew stronger by eating. Apparently, the effect of Gluttony would even intensify when he consumed more high-end raw ingredients and better cooking methods. As such, he embarked on the journey of becoming stronger through eating. [Ding! Detected that host has consumed the flesh of a B-class king cobra. Acquired: Attribute of Poison Immunity.] [Ding! Detected that host has consumed the heart of an A-class firebird. Obtained: Skill of Erupting Lava.] [Ding! Detected that host has consumed the nerves of an SSS-class white dragon. Acquired: Talent of Endless Rebirth.] While the others wailed, “The monsters are here! Run!”, the monsters howled, “Lu Yu is here! Run!” Lu Yu thought, “Standing at the top of the food chain feels nice!”

There's a place where I can fulfill my most cherished dream of eating everything I want!

"From here on out, I'll only do what I want. What makes me Happy" After years at a dead-end job, Evian finally has enough and quits to pursue his passions but before he could even revel in his new freedom, tragedy struck and he became a creature of Decadence. Condemned to a life of devouring souls in exchange for strength, Evian is pulled out of the world he knew and made to possess the body of a namesake in a different world of Magic and all sorts of wonder. A world home to different races taking residency in their own separate corners of it. In this new world, Evian will find so many opportunities opened to him and it won't take long for him to begin to indulge in those opportunities. After all, Souls taste good but beauties- Beauties taste even better...

Lee Hyunwook, the steel emperor, was the last savior of mankind, but died. In order to change the future, the place he regressed to was... The military?!! "Why here of all places?!" The start of Corporal Lee Hyunwook, who gets stronger in a special way, by doing a steel mukbang!

A youth named Cheng Xuan has lived a hard life as a working student. After he entered high school, his parents died, and during his first year in college, he became a working student. After a lot of setbacks, Cheng Xuan turned 22, and understood why his parents worked hard for him and now wants to live up to their expectation. Sadly, he was soon spirited away to another world where the powerful use violence and cruelty to rules over everything. With his desire to live a fulfilled life in a world of danger, Cheng Xuan now has a chance to fulfill his late parents wishes.

Join the journey of the theodore miller who had stayed at the academy for five years and still couldn’t cross the wall of the 3rd Circle. His is Sensitivity was close to the bottom, and this was indispensable for using magic. One day he acquires gluttony the grimoire in the library and then his starts his legend.............. [‘Lightning Magic Primer’ has been consumed. Your understanding is very high.] [The 2nd Circle magic ‘Lightning Bolt’ has been acquired.] The unprecedented magician who will eat all the magic books of the world has appeared ! ......................................................................................................................... The Book Eating Magician novel is a popular light novel covering Action, Adventure, and Fantasy genres. Written by the Author McEnroe. i dont own any rights to the novel it is purely a translation and cover photo. Credits to the real author.

Malachi "Kai" Jacobson, the youngest son of CIA agent Landon Jacobson and former model Monica Martin. He met and fell in with a man by the name of a Rick Carson when Kai had graduated high school at the age of 18. Despite his family and friends warning him that Rick was bad for him, Kai moved in with him and not even a month into the relationship Kai realized the mistake he made and tried to leave Rick but the older male threatened to kill those that Kai loved if he ever left. But Kai knew he had to leave if he was going to survive. So one night when Rick has gone out droning with his friends, Kai took his chance and fled. He knew he needed to get as far away as he could even if it meant living his family and friends behind. Ezekiel "Zeke" Robertson,is one of the toughest and ruthless men in the world. He's feared all over world. He lost his mother and unborn brother at the age of 15 after his father killed the leader of a rival gang. At the age of 23 he finds himself laying in a pool of his own blood during a trade gone wrong and that's when he meets CIA agent Landon Jacobson who he forms an unlikely friendship after he saves Zeke from the rival gang. As time passes Zeke learns that Landon has a son that he's been searching for since he ran off with his boyfriend. Knowing that he could potentially die if his plan goes wrong, Landon arranges his son to marry the ruthless mafia leader upon him finding Kai. He knew that Zeke would protect his son no matter what and he knew that his son would be in good hands under Zeke's protection. So what happens when Kai and Zeke meet? Will love happen or will Kai continue to run to get away from Rick? Well a lot is bound to happen when you meet the worlds ruthless mafia leader and learn that you have been married off to him for protection.