best funny twilight fanfiction

After his death, Alex is taken before 'God', where he receives three wishes and starts his life in the world of the Twilight movies. Writing this story once more on this new account. *Disclaimer* This story will be long, and while the main character receives wishes, he isn't going to be some giga chad right from the beginning, it will involve character development. No Harem btw. This story is planned to last at least 200 chapters, so grab a bunch of popcorn and sit tight. Join the discord if you wanna chat: https://discord.gg/pW6rjzxAWP For ten advanced chapters and to support me so I can live check Patreon at: patreon.com/WhiteAuthor This story will be posted on RoyalRoad, Fanfiction net and ScribbleHub.

"An everyday man gets thrown into the world of twilight thousands of years before the start of the plot. With immortality and incredible abilities. How will this man's presence change the outcome of the original story?" [ this is a slow-burn fanfiction; the MC is just trying to experience life and enjoy it, not to take over the world and rule from the shadows.] I do not own twilight or the characters of the twilight world, all that belongs to me are my own characters.

Appearing in a pitch black space after death Sam talks to god spins three wheels and enjoys his second life I do not own twilight

WARNING: -Expect drama while reading this, please be patient with me. It'll make sense even if it seems it doesn't. - a lot of swearing/cursing - MATURE CONTENT(kids you were warned) - Gore -GXG/WLW/BXB/LGBT+(just the gays, so homophobes, respectfully... begone please) -Forms of abuse from mental, physical, SA, etc. (It may be mentioned as someone's past or present) - THIS IS AN AU, AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. Certain events might change or would not happen or have happened. Some pairings will have changes. Some facts about the story or the characters might change (Honestly, it's because I'm too lazy to research and watch it all over again) -English isn't my first language, so you will see misspellings and grammatical errors, I might or might not go back to edit them later on. -the frequency of chapter uploads depends on the mood really, so you might get more than one chapter a week or just one. Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT, EVERYTHING ABOUT IT, STORY AND THE CHARACTERS OF IT BELONGS TO THE ORIGINAL CREATOR OR OWNER OF IT, THE ONLY THING I OWN ARE MY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS. I DO NOT OWN THE SONGS THAT WILL BE INCLUDED IN THIS STORY, THEY BELONG TO THEIR ORIGINAL CREATORS (did I do that right?) AN: This is a wish-fulfillment thing. I ran out of stories to read about Twilight, so I made one of my own. I'm not earning anything from this, I still have this boring job and responsibilities in real life, so please don't... please don't pressure me and be mean. For those who are wondering why I even published it here, it's because I wanted to motivate myself to continue the story. Thinking that there may be people wanting me to continue this as well. Basically, means I just don't want to end up forgetting about this. ~~~ This is a story of a woman who was forcefully reincarnated to another world. She was just working, kept thinking of just disappearing, and not existing. The usual shit that sadly a lot of people also think like this. Waking up every day, feeling shit because, well... I woke up. Seeing all this, a ROB plucked my soul out of my body, and just killed my healthy(not healthy, bitch be living like no tomorrow with the junk food and smoking) body and forced me to reincarnate, refusing my original wish to just disappear into oblivion! Told me I should be grateful to be alive and some shit that sounded like a 'live, laugh, love' type of culty thing. Woke up in a hellish situation, don't know which universe he shoved me in, just a clue that it was from one of the things I liked, but that didn't help to narrow it down aa, I liked a lot of stuff... Some weird too... Continued to suffer my hell for a while, cursing and begging the ass face for the sweet release of death and hopefully meet the guy again so I can punch him in the nuts, and suddenly the door opened and when I saw who it was, I now knew where I was. 'F***ing twilight?!'

Harry Potter after the war became the Master Of Death,but through this he finds the deception of his so called friends and even the whole of wizarding Britain turns on him calling him a Dark feeling tired of the world he asks Death to take him away from this world.Thus he ends up in the Twilight world

Jack Sparrow, A young teen living in the small city of Forks in the year 2005 finds himself waking up one day with a blue holographic panel in front of his face. The system asks him to choose his own stats which it calls S.P.E.C.I.A.L Stats. It cautions the young man that his choice is irreversible but he doesn't give it much mind and rashly puts his stats points in. Follow the journey of Jack Sparrow as he experiences a whole new world and the outcome of his own rash decisions. *DISCLAIMER* This is a Twilight Fanfiction. MC pairing isn't going to be told at the beginning so please don't ask for it. This will not be a harem. The system is a mix of Fallout New Vegas but it's also original so don't expect everything on there to be here as well. If you don't mind those two then I wish you a great reading journey. If you want to support me and read ten chapters ahead then check out my Patreon at: Patreon.com/WhiteAuthor Posted on Royal Road and Scribble Hub.

Waking up in a new body with two sets of memories, one of the current body and one from a man who died in another world. The memories from his past life give him some knowledge about his current world and predicament. I work and go to college, updates will not be as frequent as you may like. I will try to upload once a week at least. This is my second novel, so hopefully my writing skills have increased. The Love interest is Alice Cullen. I do not own Twilight or the cover picture.

This is Jacob and Renesmee fanfic. Tropes: Age gap, imprint on underage, alpha, Trauma, possession. She is an old soul, ageless. Born from an impossible union between a human mother and a vampire father. Her mate, a werewolf. Some girls found love in kindergarten, others in their teens. Renesmee, found her mate the moment she came to this world. The moment their eyes met, even as a baby, she knew Jacob will be hers and she will be his for life. The notion was engraved in her very soul. But such a relationship doesn't come easy when you are born a half-vampire and half-something else. As society and social norms tear them apart. Will, what destiny tight together survive the harsh reality? This is the story of Jacob and Renesmee as they promised to meet their faith together. The date of their reunion as fated mates.

Anna suddenly finds herself on a plane headed towards Forks, Washington. When she arrives and comes face to face with Cullens she not only realizes that she is in the world of Twilight but she is.... If you enjoy please support me on my patreon Future 30+ chapters at patreon.com/Fanficbeelze Additionally, I have many other works readers may be interested in. Please enjoy! 

Well Ryan is in the world of Twilight now, it's time to see what his adventure can bring. /////// Updates when I feel like it. This Fic has characters from different movies and TV shows, it also does not follow canon a lot, you are warned! Not everything follows Canon so do not get on me about something being different. This is what Fan fiction is for. Also random number of words, usually between 1,500 and 3,500 though. /////// Warning!!! Mention of drugs so read at own cost, I am not promoting it, just using it in here. (Really just Weed) I own nothing but my own ideas and OC, image cover not mine.