funny skyrim stories

One funny Skyrim story is about a character trying to pickpocket a powerful mage. Instead of getting a valuable item, they accidentally grabbed a smelly old sock. The mage didn't even notice at first, and the thief ran away in disgust with this useless 'prize'.

There was this time when I entered an old abandoned house in Skyrim. I expected to find some treasure or a spooky enemy. But instead, there was a group of skeevers (the rat - like creatures) having a little party. They were all huddled around a small piece of cheese and they looked so cute and out of place. It was a very unexpected and funny discovery.

One funny story could be when the kid in Skyrim tries to follow the wife around everywhere she goes. The wife is doing her daily chores like chopping wood or cooking, and the kid is right behind her, mimicking her every move. It's like a little shadow that just won't go away, and the wife has this exasperated yet amused look on her face.

Once, I was playing Skyrim and my character, a clumsy Nord, tried to pickpocket a wizard. Instead of stealing anything, he accidentally grabbed the wizard's robe and pulled it right off! The wizard was so shocked and started chasing my character around the town. It was hilarious.

A memorable one is when a player's character got drunk at a tavern and then tried to duel an NPC. The drunk movements made the duel look more like a drunken dance, and the NPC just stood there looking confused most of the time.

Well, once I was sneaking around in the woods, trying to steal from a bandit camp. Lydia was supposed to be my lookout. But instead of warning me when a bandit was coming, she started chasing a rabbit. I ended up getting caught and had to fight my way out while she was still after that rabbit. It was both frustrating and hilarious at the same time.

I was in a tavern in Skyrim and decided to challenge a drunk Nord to a drinking contest. I thought my character could handle it. But after a few rounds, my character started staggering around and seeing double. Then he passed out right on the table, and the Nord just laughed his head off. It was a really funny experience.

One funny story about Lydia is when she tried to fight a giant. She charged at it with full bravado, shouting her war cries. But as soon as the giant swung its club, she ran behind me for protection. It was quite comical seeing her go from fearless warrior to hiding behind me in an instant.

There was a story where a player's character was a mage. During a battle, instead of casting a spell on the enemy, the mage cast a spell on his own feet and started dancing uncontrollably. This distracted the enemy so much that they just stood there watching in confusion, which actually gave the player enough time to regroup and win the battle. It's a really funny and unexpected turn of events.

One of the best stories in Skyrim is the main questline. It involves the Dragonborn's journey to defeat Alduin, the World - Eater. The discovery of your own power as the Dragonborn, facing ancient dragons, and unravelling the mystery of your destiny makes it a captivating story. Another great story is the Dark Brotherhood questline. It's full of intrigue, assassinations, and moral dilemmas as you become part of the infamous assassin's guild.