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My Vampire System

My Vampire System

The human Race is at war with the Vicious Dalki and when they needed help more than ever, THEY started to come forward. Humans who had hidden in the shadows for hundreds of years, people with abilities. Some chose to share their knowledge to the rest of the world in hopes of winning the war, while others kept their abilities to themselves. Quinn had lost everything to the war, his home, his family and the only thing he had inherited was a crummy old book that he couldn’t even open. But when the book had finally opened, Quinn was granted a system and his whole life was turned around. He completed quest after quest and became more powerful, until one day the system gave him a quest he wasn’t sure he could complete. "It is time to feed!" "You must drink human blood within 24 hours" "Your HP will continue to decrease until the task has been completed" https://discord.gg/kqCxfZF6xH Instagram: JKSManga OTHER WORKS My Werewolf System My Dragon System
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Mon Système de Vampire

Mon Système de Vampire

La race humaine est en guerre avec les Vicious Dalki et quand ils avaient besoin d'aide plus que jamais, ILS ont commencé à apparaître. Des humains qui s'étaient cachés dans les ombres pendant des centaines d'années, des gens avec des capacités. Certains ont choisi de partager leurs connaissances avec le reste du monde dans l'espoir de gagner la guerre, tandis que d'autres ont gardé leurs capacités pour eux-mêmes. Quinn avait tout perdu à cause de la guerre, sa maison, sa famille et la seule chose qu'il avait héritée était un vieux livre minable qu'il ne pouvait même pas ouvrir. Mais lorsque le livre a finalement été ouvert, Quinn s'est vu attribuer un système et sa vie entière a été bouleversée. Il a accompli quête après quête et est devenu plus puissant, jusqu'à ce qu'un jour le système lui donne une quête qu'il n'était pas sûr de pouvoir accomplir. "Il est temps de se nourrir!" "Vous devez boire du sang humain dans les 24 heures" "Vos HP continueront de diminuer jusqu'à ce que la tâche soit accomplie"
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Vampire Summoner's Rebirth: Summoning The Vampire Queen At The Start

Vampire Summoner's Rebirth: Summoning The Vampire Queen At The Start

After an ultimate battle against the King of Hell Lucifer, Asmodeus, the Vampire Emperor, has fallen. Although he lost, he died without regrets and with a smile, prideful that he had managed to corner the King of Hell himself to such an extent. However, due to a sick twist of fate, Lucifer himself decided to reincarnate him into the feeble body of a human child named Blake, desiring a rematch in the future! Now, given a new opportunity at life, Blake will use every possible way to grow stronger and protect his new family in a turbulent world where people can summon spirits to fight and develop their magical powers. Armed with only a Grimoire, he’ll slowly summon all of his previous life subordinates, who are all powerful Vampires, and rise to the top while fighting the ever-growing menace of the Demon Towers. Accompany Blake through a journey filled with excitement and growth and experience the rise of the Vampire Emperor. A new Era of Blood is about to begin. Over 100000 Words available for FREE! Daily Chapters
4.8
1258 Chs
Meine drei Ehefrauen sind schöne Vampire.

Meine drei Ehefrauen sind schöne Vampire.

Victor war ein normaler 21-jähriger Mann, er wuchs in einer liebevollen Familie auf, die ihm half, für sich selbst zu sorgen, obwohl er wusste, dass er eine praktisch unheilbare Krankheit hatte, das RH-Null-Blut, er war der Besitzer einer seltenen Blutgruppe... Aber was Victor nicht wusste, war, dass diese Blutgruppe eine Delikatesse in der übernatürlichen Welt war, Kreaturen, die sich von Blut ernährten, liebten seine Blutgruppe... Und dieses Blut, das er hasste, würde der Faktor sein, der Victor zum größten Vampir aller Zeiten machen würde. ........................... [A/N: Das Cover ist von mir, es ist das Original] Dieser Roman wird bearbeitet von: IsUnavailable, und Davo 2138. Wenn ihr mich unterstützen wollt, damit ich Künstler bezahlen kann, die die Charaktere in meinem Roman illustrieren, besucht mein Patreon: patreon.com/VictorWeismann Weitere Charakterbilder in: https://discord.gg/4FETZAf
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MMORPG : Rebirth Of The Strongest Vampire God

MMORPG : Rebirth Of The Strongest Vampire God

In the year 2100 humanity was introduced to the revolutionary full dive VR game called 'Omega', however, the game was not a technology made by humans but one granted to humanity by a higher power to prepare them for the first awakening. It was only a tutorial and a means to smoothly transition the primitive species from thinking that they were alone in the entire universe, to being integrated into the true wide universe. When the average user level in the game exceeded the predetermined threshold the tutorial finally ended and planet earth underwent a catastrophic event called the 'First Awakening ', as mana started to flow freely in the real world as it did in the virtual world and the real universal stage game called 'Sigma' was unveiled. 'Sigma' was governed by the omnipotent A.I. the universal queen, and was the grand stage where races from all across the universe fought together for territory, resources, and honor. Set in a universe where fantasy races such as elves, dragons, and vampires are not a myth but real power players, humans quickly found out that they were one of the weakest races to play 'Sigma'. In such desperate times, humans turned to their best professional players for salvation. -------------- Max, was a genius in the world of Omega and deemed the hope of mankind after the first awakening. However, an accident crippled his mana veins and caused him to be assessed as a manaless trash in Sigma! Deemed hopeless and irredeemable, he quickly went from hero to zero, and the world ignored him. For ten years since the first awakening, he lived the life of a manaless trash and became a bottom feeder in society, slowly losing his pride, his possessions, and eventually his identity. In the end, he faced a tragic and painful death while failing to save his young nephew and niece from assailants. However, it was not the end of Max's story but just the beginning as he was reincarnated back in time to the day before the first awakening before his downfall started! Armed with the knowledge of the future, watch as Max reaches for the apex in his second life and fights against his destiny with grit and tenacity. ------- My other works - MMORPG: Rebirth Of The Strongest Guild Master Terra Nova Online: Rise Of The Strongest Player Villain With The Strongest System discord link :- https://discord.gg/KJtRdwcW94
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1052 Chs
Erotic Adventures in the Omniverse: Vampire Lord got too many wives

Erotic Adventures in the Omniverse: Vampire Lord got too many wives

Finding a strange orb, Jayden finds himself turning into a vampire. Strange quests start to appear in front of him, sending him to different worlds. He finds himself playing different roles in different worlds, as he gets stronger and gets the most beautiful women from each world. " So, you want to save your son, impossible. The treason he committed can't be forgiven. " " Please, *sob*" I'm begging you. I'll do anything if you spare him. " Jayden looks at the breath-taking beauty kneeling in front of him, as a sly smile appears on his face. " Anything, you say. Then..." ****** Using his mind control abilities, Jayden will become the richest, strongest vampire, and have lots of beautiful women in his harem. ________________________ -No NTR, But MC will steal other's women. -Might be a bit slow at the beginning. -No Yuri Discord link: https://discord.gg/zC4tFy3tDx Extra chapters after 30 golden tickets and gifts
4.8
905 Chs
The Vampire King's Possession

The Vampire King's Possession

Mauve Grey is finally getting the treatment she has always wished for, her father even openly calls her his daughter. Could life get any better? However, she knows it is for all the wrong reasons. She is finally useful, no longer just seen as the sin of the king, a lustful night with her as a constant reminder, especially to the queen who can't stand her. As if getting married off isn't bad enough, she is getting married to the evil vampire king. The species that have put them in jeopardy many times over. However, she has no say in the matter as this forced union is a sign that humans and vampires were truly at peace. However, Jael is ruthless and proved to be more than she ever imagined. Will she survive the vampire world considering vampires think humans to be no better than animals? Will she hold out being the Vampire King's new play toy? The cover is not mine, all credits to the owner.
4.6
775 Chs
The  First  Vampire

The First Vampire

Afraid of the light, addicted to blood, and immortal… When Ke Lin transmigrated to this world, he realized that he seemed to fit all the characteristics of vampires. But the problem is, he couldn’t find any records about vampires in this world! Could it be that he is the first-ever vampire in this world? He had no predecessors to guide him. And there was no system to help him. In order to understand the powers and limitations of vampires in this world, Ke Lin had no choice but conduct experiments on himself and observe the reactions of his body: [Under direct sunlight, power levels decreased by 30%] [Throat, heart, and brain are no longer fatal weaknesses] [Ordinary foods will no longer satiate hunger, only blood can restore stamina] [Holy water… wait what? Who fed me holy water!!!
4.1
734 Chs
The Masked Vampire King's Accidental Bride

The Masked Vampire King's Accidental Bride

(Mature content R-18+ Contains gore, no second woman drama or rape.) My love sees no end, no right or wrong. Because when I love I want you to be mine as much as I am yours - Angelina Bhardawaj ~~~~~~ "I told you I want to ruin you," he cupped her jaws while pinning her to the wall. "And you have done enough. Now I am leaving," she snapped back. "You didn't get my words, Princess," he sneered coldly. "When I say I want to ruin you, I want to bind you to my bed and fill you till your scent becomes one with me and every fucking person in this world knows who you are... That you are fucking mine!" He slammed her into the wall, kissing her passionately. ~~~~~~ Elliana Heart, the illegitimate daughter of the King of Heart Moon City with the hunter bloodline only wants one thing in her life; to know and meet her biological mom. Innocent and beautiful, Elliana is often a victim of her stepmother's and stepsister's plots.  Sebastian Marino, the infamous masked Vampire Prince, has suffered nothing but hatred from everyone around him. Everyone fears him since he has a power not to be reckoned with. After serving in prison for one year on behalf of her stepsister, Elliana is surprised to get bailed. However, her happiness is cut short when she finds out she is to marry the vampire Prince in her stepsister's place. Elliana knows nothing about the vampires, and Sebastian hates everything that comes with those evil humans.  What would she do when she gets married to the named monster of the dark world who takes and hunts without mercy? "Are you not curious about what I look like?" He grabbed her chin painfully. "Reveal your face to me when you trust me," she smiled softly. 'That's never going to happen,' Sebastian thought. To him, she was nothing more than a tool to get his revenge on the humans. To her, he was more than everything she laid her eyes on, even more than the truth of her existence. There is a power even bigger and more powerful than anything and that power is called fate. Will they be able to fight their fates to stay together or succumb to it and lose it all? The story of the deadliest witch disguised as a human and the most dangerous prodigy prince who survives on vampire blood. Disclaimer- The book is built around magical world and pure fantasy. The romance will make you feel butterflies in the stomach while some scenes might have you question sanity around love. The first 50 chapters will build the world around the book. I promise, if you stay, you are going to love the book, until this isn't your genre. ~~~~~~ Follow me on my social media. Facebook - Author Angelina Bhardawaj Instagram - @angelinabhardawaj
4.8
700 Chs
Rebirth Of The Evil Vampire Princess

Rebirth Of The Evil Vampire Princess

[Check out my new novel, "THE BILLIONAIRE'S BABIES ALL WANT ME"] A love that will never give up even at the point of death. .... Stephanie Woods, a lady who has lived all her life believing that she was a normal human woke up one day only to be told by a mysterious being that she was some evil reincarnated princess has who died two thousand years ago. As if the truth of her identity wasn't enough to mar her already perfect life she was also informed by the mysterious being that she was carrying a two-tier curse. " To redeem yourself you will need to break these two curses," this was what the mysterious being told Stephanie. Vincent Adams, a cold heartless man fell in love at first sight with some mysterious lady when he was just a teenager. After an incident, he lost contact with her. 17 years later he miraculously met her again. After series of events, he finally recognises that she is the one he has been looking for. When he realises that the lady he loves has a hidden past one that is entwined with his from 2,000 years ago, his life is turned upside down. A love between a vampire and a human always end tragically, will theirs have a different ending or will it end up being a forbidden love? .... EXCERPT "I will be the first to recognize you," "The first to love you," "The first to make commitments. I will recognize you from the ashes," These are the promises he made before he breathed his last breath but will he keep these words 2,000 years later after he meets her under different circumstances and a new identity? [WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] Cover not mine, credit goes to the owner. *** Author's other work: 1) Birth of the devilish CEO: So what if I'm a lady? (Completed) 2) Fallen in love: The CEO who tamed me (Completed) 3) Mission XX: Seducing The Great Seducer 4) Bedding My Vampire Mate (Ongoing) Follow the author on Instagram: @Flabbergasted2155 https://discord.gg/NSA3qrP
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What are some interesting vampire funny stories?
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2024-11-13 19:14
One vampire decided to try modern fashion. He put on a pair of skinny jeans. But when he tried to run or jump, the jeans were so tight that he could barely move. He waddled around like a penguin, and his vampire buddies made fun of him for days. It just goes to show that vampires can also be victims of bad fashion choices.
What are the main themes in funny vampire short stories?
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2024-11-18 10:56
The theme of self - discovery can also be found in funny vampire short stories. A vampire might realize that they don't have to be the typical blood - sucking monster. For instance, a vampire discovers a love for baking and decides to open a bakery instead of hunting for prey. This change in their identity and the reactions of other vampires to it can be quite humorous.
Can you share some vampire funny stories?
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2024-11-13 16:08
Sure. There was a vampire who was so clumsy. He tried to turn into a bat but instead got stuck halfway, with one wing out and one human arm flailing. His friends couldn't stop laughing at his comical attempt.
What are some funny vampire stories you know?
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2024-11-10 05:36
A vampire once went to a dentist. He was really self - conscious about his fangs. But when the dentist saw his fangs, he was so shocked that he fainted. The vampire just left, feeling a bit embarrassed.
Can you share some funny vampire stories?
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2024-11-10 02:07
Sure. There was a vampire who was really bad at flying. One night, he tried to swoop down on a girl but ended up getting his cape caught on a tree branch. He was just hanging there, flapping his arms helplessly while the girl ran away laughing.
Can you recommend some funny vampire short stories?
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2024-11-18 14:36
One funny vampire short story is 'The Vampire's Dance Lessons'. A vampire signs up for dance lessons to be more graceful but ends up making a mess of the dance floor every time. Also, 'The Vampire and the Cat' is great. A vampire tries to catch a cat for a midnight snack but the cat outsmarts him at every turn, creating a really funny scenario.
Can you share some Vampire the Masquerade funny stories?
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2024-10-29 05:24
One funny story is about a young vampire who was trying to blend in at a nightclub. He was so nervous that when he tried to order a 'Bloody Mary', he accidentally said 'Bloody Larry' to the bartender. The bartender just gave him a strange look and walked away.
What are the characteristics of funny vampire novels?
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2024-11-27 10:23
Often, they have relatable characters. For example, a vampire who struggles with modern technology in a human world can be very funny. Just imagine a centuries - old vampire trying to figure out how to use a smartphone.
What makes a funny vampire novel different from a regular vampire novel?
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2024-11-21 07:50
Well, in a regular vampire novel, it often focuses on the dark and brooding aspects of vampires, like their immortality, their thirst for blood, and their often tragic backstories. But a funny vampire novel will play with these elements. For example, it might make fun of the vampires' overly dramatic nature. In 'The Sookie Stackhouse Series', the vampires' attempts to fit into human society while still being vampires lead to some really funny situations. They have to deal with modern technology and human social norms, which is quite different from the traditional, more serious vampire tales.
What Makes a Rosario Vampire Fanfiction Funny?
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2024-11-26 05:00
One thing that makes it funny is when the characters are put in absurd situations that are still in - line with the Rosario Vampire universe. For example, if Tsukune gets into some wacky misadventures at the school that involve the different monster characters and their unique traits.
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