you hit like a girl fanfic

Just transmigrated to a new world… and it was destroyed. Takumi became the last human in this world. Fortunately, a chat group descended. On his first check-in, he received the "Cocoon of the End" and became permanently bound to this world. The stronger the civilization, the stronger his power. But... there are no more humans in this world. So, dear bros in the group, wanna immigrate? Free houses, free land, and even free superpowers! You don’t want those cursed children? I’ll take them! Raw : 综漫群聊，世界毁灭了才让我来？

Chu Feng transmigrates to the vast and mysterious Xuantian Continent, a world where strength determines everything. But unlike others, he can’t cultivate at all. Just when it seems like he’s destined to remain weak and irrelevant, he suddenly awakens a strange system—one that allows him to grow stronger by accepting disciples. Lacking any real knowledge of cultivation techniques, Chu Feng does the only thing he can: he bluffs. He starts recruiting disciples using made-up martial arts and nonsense teachings, hoping to trick the system into making him stronger. What he never expected was that his disciples would take his nonsense seriously—and actually master the techniques he invented. Not just that, they go on to become terrifyingly powerful, shaking the world with their strength. A hundred years later, as his disciples stand at the peak of the cultivation world, one by one becoming legendary Emperors, Chu Feng can only look on in disbelief and mutter: “I made up those techniques… how did you all become Emperors?” ================================================================ Why You Should Read This: The main character doesn’t become overpowered overnight. This isn’t one of those stories where the protagonist takes in one disciple and instantly starts dominating everyone. Chu Feng has to build his strength gradually, and his progress feels earned. It avoids the usual face-slapping, power-trip routine. In the early chapters, you won’t find constant revenge arcs or exaggerated drama. The story takes its time and lets the world—and characters—develop naturally. There’s a subtle layer of humor. The contrast between Chu Feng’s nonsense teachings and the dead-serious disciples who actually succeed with them adds a light, clever touch that keeps the story fun without turning into full comedy. It plays with familiar cultivation tropes while adding a twist. If you’re used to reading xianxia or progression fantasy, you’ll recognize the structure—but this novel bends the formula in some refreshing ways.

**Synopsis:** In the midst of the Ninja World War, a legend circulates: encounter the Yellow Flash, and you’re free to run; meet Konoha Shisui, and you can fight; but if a medical ninja asks if you’re sick, don’t hesitate—run and don’t look back! Enter Reiki, an ordinary medical ninja whose straightforwardness can spell trouble for anyone who crosses his path. If he says you're sick, you’re definitely in trouble... This story has been translated by me. If you have any other stories you'd like translated, feel free to leave a comment! If You would like to read the full story you can access my Patr*on at [patreon.com/GGFanfiction] **Original Work:** [Link](https://www.fanmtl.com/novel/ke370872.html)

"Xia Wen travels to a parallel world where entertainment is not developed. Originally, he had secured a wealthy patroness, ensuring a life of luxury. Unexpectedly, because of his laziness, the system forcibly assigns him to film 'Honkai Star Rail'. -------------------------- 'Wait a minute, something seems off. Why are all my company's artists similar to characters from the game? Kafka: Listen to me, just sleep peacefully in my arms. Fu Xuan: Xia Wen, you are such a bad person! Tingyun: Benefactor~ Space comedy, interstellar travel, and other elements lead the way, becoming the prelude to cultural dominance. The vast scope of the series allows not only the filming of the main plot but also gives significant attention to excellent side stories. The story of the Herta Space Station, the great battle against the Doomsday Beast, and the superb special effects make viewers worldwide speculate whether such a world truly exists. The great battle of Belobog against Cocolia, with its plot, leaves people around the world eagerly waiting for updates. Just when people think this is the pinnacle, the audience receive the story of the High-Cloud Quintet, the even more exciting advanced plot of the Xianzhou Loufu, and the even more thrilling 'Penacony'... When Genshin Impact is announced, the entire world goes crazy. ----------------------------------------------------------- patreon.com/LordIsland For Additional chapters! --------------------------------------------------------- This is a translated novel and not my original one. I am just translating for all the readers who are interested. The cover photo is not mine. -------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/yxR8vQFh

In ancient mythology, there was a shadow that encircled the world—lurking in the darkness, waiting for the day it could raise its head and devour the gods. It once deceived the King of Heroes, Gilgamesh, into severing his ties with the gods and orchestrated the return of the great disaster, Tiamat. It shattered the authority of Olympus and lured Athena, the goddess of wisdom, into rebellion. It kidnapped Skadi, the goddess of winter, bringing shame upon Asgard and setting off the Twilight of the Norse Gods. It even engineered the clash between Britannia’s Red Dragon and White Dragon, dragging Jeanne d’Arc into corruption. Because of this, it was branded with countless names of ultimate evil. "The Terror of Babylon, the Calamity of the Aegean Sea!" "The Nightmare of Asgard, the Apocalyptic Red Dragon with Seven Heads and Ten Horns!!" "Nemesis of the Messiah, the Original Sin of the World!!!" But seriously, we all did those things together—so why am I the one getting blamed for everything? ... When a man named Tokiomi Tohsaka used a piece of snakeskin to summon him, Samael saw how the Magus cautiously stepped in front of his daughters to shield them. In that moment, he understood... Yeah—he was definitely taking the fall for all of it. Fan translation of 没人比我更懂当反派 by 紫夜弦歌

In the vibrant world of Fairy Tail, Marco, a young mage with a knack for defying expectations, wields unconventional versions of Celestial Spirit Magic and Requip Magic. His signature moves, like the explosive Pegasus Meteor Fist and donning the Sagittarius Gold Cloth, leave traditionalists like Lucy and Erza baffled, as they challenge the very definitions of their magic. His unique magical approach, bolstered by the mysterious Saint System that grants him powerful abilities like the Gold Cloth, sets him apart as a prodigy with ambitions to lead Fairy Tail one day. My name is Marco, and I’m in Fairy Tail. My specialties are [Celestial Spirit Magic] and [Requip Magic]. Marco: My Celestial Spirit Magic is—[Pegasus Meteor Fist]! Lucy (freaking out): That is NOT [Celestial Spirit Magic]! Celestial Spirit King (sternly): I agree with Lucy. Marco: My Requip Magic is—[Sagittarius Gold Cloth]! Erza (freaking out): That is NOT [Requip Magic]! Armor Shop Owner (sternly): I agree with Erza. Marco (confused): Is Pegasus not a Celestial Spirit? Is equipping a Gold Cloth not considered requip? One punch sends the Magic Dream flying, two punches destroy the Black Dragon. Do you even understand the weight behind "Burn! My Cosmo!"?

--+-- After being reborn into the world of horse girls, Dream Weaver had only planned to live an ordinary life. Yet, by some twist of fate, she found herself drawn into various scripted worlds, stepping onto the racetrack alongside many powerful horse girls. T.M. Opera O: 'You are the fated rival of the Conqueror!' Orfevre: 'A country bumpkin like you dares to stand before the glory of gold?!' Narita Brian: 'I will defeat you and claim my place on the highest stage!' Deep Impact: 'None shall stand before me—not even you!' After giving her all to overcome them in those scripted worlds and returning to reality, Dream Weaver couldn’t shake the feeling of being watched. A flash of purple-and-gold cloak disappearing outside the training ground, a glimpse of golden hair around a corner, the sound of hurried breathing from behind the library shelves… 'Just my imagination?' But whenever she turned around, there was nothing there. Little did she know, the moment she looked away— T.M. Opera O peeked out from behind a tree, her crown barely visible; Orfevre fumbled to put away her binoculars; Narita Brian’s coat got caught on a fire hydrant. In each other’s eyes, they saw the same comical panic, yet in the next instant, each reassumed their haughty expression. “If you’re just going to skulk around like some loser, then get off the stage! Only the victor deserves to stand by her side.” --+-- The Raws are: 赛马娘看我的眼神好可怕！ Feel free to support the author.

Alternative Title: Don't Come Near Me, I'm Not the God of Medicine! Ning Bei transmigrated to the Douluo World and arrived at the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, awakening the Pill Tower martial soul. Ning Rongrong? That's my younger sister. She stole my Bone Douluo and Sword Douluo. Xiao Wu??? "Why are you hugging my tower? Stop rubbing against it..." Qian Renxue, "Recover yourself, I still prefer your arrogant and untamed look!" Watch how Ning Bei navigates between the major powers, completely evolving the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect with pills. ............ On a certain Dou Qi Continent, the three giants of the Pill Tower stared at the empty square before them, lost in thought. "Where did my massive Pill Tower go?" Raw: 斗罗：你把丹塔搬来了？

In the Central 46 Compound, the Captain-Commander of the Gotei 13 and the notorious scourge of the Female Shinigami Association, Masatsuki Aozaki, stood before the Sages and Judges. “You have improper relationships with numerous members, Seated Officers, and Captains of the Seireitei?” “As Captain-Commander, maintaining close relationships with them helps facilitate my work.” “...” The Judge narrowed his eyes. “Then how do you explain modifying the female Shinigami's Shihakushō into miniskirts?” “To transform the Seireitei into a perfect paradise.” “Tsk tsk… A paradise for all Shinigami? That’s not entirely unreasonable…” “No, a personal paradise.” “A private—wait! Captain-Commander Masatsuki, that kind of thinking is clearly wrong!” “Do you want to die?” “...” “Forget it, Captain-Commander Masatsuki. We’ll set this matter aside for now. Let’s discuss some of the outrageous statements you’ve made in the past. Those were jokes, right?” “No, I was completely serious.” Masatsuki calmly ran his hand along the hilt of his Zanpakutō and spoke with conviction. “I have a great relationship with my subordinates, I get along well with Hueco Mundo, and I’m even friends with all of your wives and girlfriends. But rest assured, I’m a good Shinigami. You can safely leave the world in my hands!” Genryūsai Shigekuni Yamamoto: That damn brat! Shunsui, Jūshirō, don’t stop me—I need to teach him a lesson! Thus begins the tale of the most incorrigible Shinigami!

No system, no cheats, no hack, not even Honkai resistance. But, as long as you beat the tutorial boss, none of that matters! “So… whose tutorial boss is a Herrscher?! This difficulty is clearly off the charts!” After a bitter struggle… “Damn, finally beat it!” Before you could even catch your breath, the next person walking towards you is the Overseer of Schicksal: Otto Apocalypse. “Is this ever going to end?!” After a desperate, all-out effort… “Thankfully, a narrow victory…” Just as you wipe away the cold sweat, the Sea of Quanta stirs, and your next enemy appears: the human Chimera—the hero of salvation, Kevin Kaslana. “???” It doesn't end there. Immediately following, you discover—the Cocoon of Finality, the God of Venus… and a host of other powerful enemies come one after another. Looking at them, you finally fall silent. “You want me to fight all of them?” Lin Wei pondered for a long time, then flipped the table in rage— “Screw this, I'm not playing anymore!”