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FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
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Funny Chats

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.
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FUNNY CONVERSATIONS

FUNNY CONVERSATIONS

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.
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Kidnapped by the Italian Mafia

Kidnapped by the Italian Mafia

Do you ever wonder what your life will be like when you cross paths with your arch nemesis? Yes? Well buckle up, it’s a wild ride. Katarina Montenegro is what everyone would simply call spoiled. She was raised with a silver spoon in her mouth and a custom Tiffany’s diamond tiara on her head. She was referred to as The Spanish Princess by everyone who knew of her existence, and she revelled in the nickname. She was young, cunning, and powerful. There was nothing Katarina wanted that she didn’t have. On the other hand, Marco DiBiancci was known by everyone as The Emperor Lynx, due to his ability to see through deception as easily as he could breathe. Unlike Katarina, who lived a mainly pampered life, Marco was raised by a strict father who wanted him to be in the front lines of the job since he was fourteen years old. He had spent his years getting his hands dirty and washing them again. He was young, strong, and powerful. There was nothing Marco wanted that he didn’t take for himself. The common ground? They were both set to inherit their father’s thrones as King and Queen of their respective organised crime kingdoms. The problem? Marco wanted Katarina, or more importantly, he wanted what she was set to lay claim on. Even though the two had never met, Marco was determined to get his hands on her by all means necessary, and that’s how we’re here. This is how I, Katarina Montenegro, was kidnapped by the Italian mafia. [WARNING: highly foul language and mature themes]
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IRS series( Italian Romance Series)

IRS series( Italian Romance Series)

"You, my dear, are just a tissue with my brand name on it. Only I can use you and throw as I want." He whispered harshly holding my neck tightly and biting my cheek with so much desire, like an animal he is. "P-ple-ase leav-e m-me. ple-" I cried and begged him to leave me but that only heightened his desire for me and crashed his lips on mine in to a rough kiss. Sienna Thomas is a 20 year old sweet and intelligent girl who is thriving for a change of life keeping a big secret from the world. But to outside world she is known as sienna Miller. Her life is a book of problems until she meets Leonardo Bianchi, the root cause for her problems unknowingly. Leonardo Bianchi is Multi-billionaire who is rude, snobby and arrogant. Life is the cost to pay if something or someone goes against him. But that's until a petite young girl flips his life upside down with her innocence. Why is Leonardo blamed for Sienna's problems? Does she know that he is the root cause for her pitiful life? Publisher:i&i Publisher
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Italian Romance series

Italian Romance series

"You, my dear, are just a tissue with my brand name on it. Only I can use you and throw as I want." He whispered harshly holding my neck tightly and biting my cheek with so much desire, like an animal he was "P-ple-ase leav-e m-me. ple-" I cried and begged him to leave me but that only heightened his desire for me and crashed his lips on mine into a rough kiss. Sienna Thomas is a 20-year-old sweet and intelligent girl who is thriving for a change of life keeping a big secret from the world. But in the outside world, she is known as Sienna Miller. Her life is a book of problems until she meets Leonardo Bianchi, the root cause of her problems unknowingly. Leonardo Bianchi is a billionaire who is rude, snobby, and arrogant. Life is the cost to pay if something or someone goes against him. But that's until a petite young girl flips his life upside down with her innocence. Why is Leonardo blamed for Sienna's problems? Does she know that he is the root cause of her pitiful life?"
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FUNNY STORIES

FUNNY STORIES

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!
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114 Chs
My Curvy Italian Queen

My Curvy Italian Queen

I abandoned my car and crossed the road in a jiff. I hurriedly stepped into the cinema, worried that I might miss her. She could be in any of the rooms watching a movie, and if she were, I would have to wait for two hours for her to come out of there. My eyes skimmed the whole floor and finally rested on her back. She was facing the board, nibbling on her index finger, pondering whether she should or shouldn’t watch a movie. Which movie? I couldn’t care less. As long as I get to talk to her and get to know her, it’ll be enough for me. “Should I or shouldn’t I?” she mused. “Whatever it is, I think you should,” I answered from right behind her. Then she slowly turned around to face me. Her long and wavy brunette locks swayed as she pivoted. For that moment, my breath caught in my throat as my blue eyes locked with her hazel ones; sparks erupted in me. “You think I should?” she asked, looking straight into my eyes. “Wholeheartedly,” I replied softly. “Which would you prefer?” she continued. “Whichever your heart desires,” I bantered, eyes glinting. “Hmm… Have you watched The Martian before?” she spoke again in her husky tone. “Nope,” I smirked. “Do you want a gist of it? I won’t tell if you hate spoilers,” she smiled. For a moment, I was rooted to the spot by her carefree and beguiling smile. Man, I am hooked. Totally and unconditionally hooked.
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The Italian Word for Kisses

The Italian Word for Kisses

It’s no secret Tav and Luca are going out. After the accident, it’s also no secret that new kid Jack Collins has a raging case of homophobia, and is not best pleased about having given the kiss of life to a gay guy. Either Luca quits swimming, or Jack is going to make him.<br><br>Tav favours the tried-and-true method of knocking Jack’s teeth down his neck, only he can’t really afford another school suspension. Luca favours just ignoring him, only ignoring a penknife being held to your throat at New Year’s Eve is downright stupid.<br><br>Thing is, Luca suspects Jack is a victim of something himself. And time is running out for Luca to get through to Jack, before Jack gets rid of him.
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The Italian God

The Italian God

“I said,  go" I warn her. She scoffed and cursed in Russian under her breath. But made her way to the door. "It was nice meeting you" she addressed Maya who I think passed out. I walked to the pole and started untying her hands. I did it slowly so I wouldn't hurt her already bleeding fingers. She is going to be in a lot of pain tomorrow. I caught her before she fell and her face contracted in pain. My suit had blood on it as well, not that I cared. I carried her against my chest looking at her face. Her hair was a different kind of red. God I fucked up big time, she will definitely kill me. I walked with her in my arms out of the basement. "Oh god" I hear, I walked in to the living room. It was filled with Aria and some of her friends, also Enzo and Alessio, who was shaking his head at me when he saw Maya. "Who is she" I hear the girls whispering "Call the doctor" I tell them carrying her upstairs to my room. I sat at the corner of my room with a drink in my hand. With a clean fresh suit. I stared at her unmoving body on my bed, she looks so small on it. The doctor came and checked her body, she had bruised all over her body, a small concussion and her ribs were bruised. Veronica might have went over board this time. He cleaned her cuts and left a ton of medicine she has to take for the pain. He also attached a drip to her cause she was dehydrated. I cleaned her with wet towels and changed her filthy clothes. I was so thankful she didn't wake up, I didn't know how she would react to me seeing her naked. I noticed small cuts and scars on her upper thigh. She also had old ligature marks on her wrists. Something happened to her and I was going to find out what. I put her in one of my shirt and let her sleep. I had to chance into a new suit, my other one was covered in her blood. And I was meant to be at a party very soon. I had to make sure every gun and anything that can be used as a weapon was taking out of my room, I don't want her hurting anyone or me. And I know when she wakes up, she is going to want to kill me. I don't know what to do with her now and I couldn't let her go, she's seen too much. CIA agent Maya Reed is undercover in a mission In Italy, for the past 3 months. When her partner gets killed and all hell breaks loose. She gets kidnapped by the most power Mafia boss in Italy. She tries to escape still having faith that the Americans are looking for her. Not knowing they think she died. Lorenzo … Cold. Ruthless. Killer. I am respected and feared by all. I wasn’t put on this earth to love or be loved. I was put to be a killer, to be feared. When I find a strange girl in my club , killing two of my best costumers. I don’t let her live out of compassion. She’s a trinket, my plaything.
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Tell me a funny Italian accent story.
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2024-11-21 02:17
Once I was in a coffee shop. There was an Italian guy trying to order an espresso. He said, 'I wanta da espresso, very stronga!' with his thick Italian accent. The barista, who was new, was a bit confused at first but then understood. Everyone in the shop was smiling at his charming accent.
Can you share another funny Italian accent story?
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2024-11-21 05:27
There was an Italian businessman at an international conference. He was presenting his company's products. 'Our productsa are the besta in da world. We maka them with lotsa love.' His accent was so strong that some people in the audience were more focused on his accent than his presentation. But in the end, his enthusiasm and the unique charm of his accent actually helped him make some good connections.
Can you share an Italian pizza funny story?
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2024-11-25 04:33
Sure! Once a man ordered a huge Italian pizza. When it arrived, it was so big that he couldn't fit it through his front door. He had to take it around to the back and climb in through the window just to get the pizza inside to eat it.
Tell me a funny story related to Italian pizza.
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2024-11-23 11:11
Well, there was a group of friends who decided to have an Italian pizza party. One of them was really clumsy. When he was carrying the pizza to the table, he tripped and the pizza flew up in the air. It landed on the head of their dog, who then ran around the room with the pizza still on his head. It was hilarious.
Is there an accent in Comico?
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2024-10-07 18:27
In most cases, there's no accent in Comico. It's a straightforward word without any specific accents attached to it. However, it might vary depending on certain language rules or specific contexts, but generally, you won't find an accent.
Should you write an accent in story?
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2024-10-26 17:57
Yes, you can write accents in a story. It can add authenticity to characters who speak with an accent. For example, if you're writing about a character from a particular region like the South in the United States or from Scotland. Using accents in dialogue can help readers better visualize and understand the character's background and personality.
Can you tell me a funny story about the Italian man?
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2024-11-07 02:06
Sure. There was an Italian man named Giuseppe. One day he went to a pizzeria. He ordered a large pizza. But when the pizza arrived, it was so big that he couldn't see over it. He tried to pick it up but it slipped from his hands and landed on his head, making everyone in the pizzeria laugh.
A name with a nice accent
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2024-09-06 20:52
There are many names that sound good. Here are some examples: 1. Dream Sound (Yin mèng): The sound that symbolizes dreams sounds very beautiful. 2. Yin Yue (Yin desire): A voice that symbolizes pleasure sounds very comfortable. 3 Yin Lin (Yin lín): The sound of rain sounded very fresh. 4. Yin Zhuo (Yin Zhuō): A voice that symbolizes excellence sounds very noble. 5 Sound Dust (Yin qíng): The sound that symbolizes the world sounds very refined. 6. Sound Condensation (Yin níng): It means that the condensed sound sounds very beautiful. 7 temperament (w): It means that the sound of music sounds very harmonious. 8 Rhyme (yin yān): The sound that symbolizes rhythm sounds very beautiful. [9 Yin Yuan (yin yán): The voice that symbolizes fate sounds very mysterious.] 10 Heart of Music: It means that the heart of music sounds very romantic.
Can you share some Funny Italian Stories?
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2024-11-26 02:16
Sure. There is a story about an Italian chef. One day, he was making pizza in his small kitchen. He accidentally put too much cheese on it. When he put it in the oven, the cheese melted and started oozing out all over the place. His cat, seeing the stringy cheese, thought it was a new kind of toy and started playing with it. The chef had to chase the cat away to save his pizza.
What are the most popular funny Italian short stories?
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2024-11-03 16:51
One popular story is about an Italian artist who painted his donkey to look like a zebra just to fool his neighbor. His neighbor was so shocked when he saw the 'zebra' in the artist's yard. Another is a story of an Italian fisherman who caught a shoe instead of a fish and tried to sell it as a 'rare, one - of - a - kind fish shoe'.
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