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Accident Prone

Accident Prone

Elizabeth (aka Liz): an attractive young lady, smart, career-driven, self-sufficient, wants to save the world (one surgery at a time). Maximilian (aka Max): hot, smart, rich, playboy, who loves to party! What happens when Liz and Max meet due to an accident? Their personalities are clashing but persistent accidents keep pulling them together. An accident: an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. ... Mature content! 18+ … Excerpt from the story... Max was confused. "Aren't you appalled by my words? Offended? Why are you still here and not running to your place?" Liz shrugged. "Last night you promised no lies. And I hope that you are comfortable enough with me to say what is on your mind. No matter if you are gay or not, the fact that I feel safe with you will not change. Unless you do something to prove me wrong." Max was surprised by this logic. But then he remembered the deal they made: he will not lie, no games and he will treat her with respect… and she believes him. "You want to know what is on my mind?" He decided to try his luck: "I want to kiss you." Liz frowned for a second while thinking about how to respond. Then she craned her neck and pointed at her cheek. "Here." Max was not sure if he should laugh or cry. "That is not the kiss I was going for." "That is the only one you will get. Take it or leave it." Max is not silly to miss an opportunity. "I will take whatever you are willing to give me." ... This is a heartwarming story that will make you all warm and fuzzy while you laugh and sigh... --- Thank you for reading! ***** I own the cover. ***** Check out my other novels: - "Is this Destiny?" - "Amara - Reunion" - "The Supreme Alpha" - "The Alpha's Bride"
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Tell me some funny workplace accident stories.
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2024-12-06 17:00
Once, a colleague of mine was so sleepy during a meeting. He nodded off and when he jerked awake, he accidentally knocked over his coffee cup. The coffee spilled all over his papers and lap. Everyone burst into laughter as he frantically tried to clean up the mess.
Share some real life workplace accident stories.
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2024-11-04 02:38
One story is about a construction worker. He was working on a high - rise building. While walking on a narrow beam without proper safety harnesses, he slipped and fell several floors. Luckily, he landed on a large pile of sand that had been delivered for the foundation work, which saved his life but he still had multiple fractures.
What are the common causes in real life workplace accident stories?
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2024-11-04 07:01
Poor safety equipment or maintenance is also a big factor. If a construction site has old and faulty scaffolding that isn't regularly checked, it can collapse. And in an office, if the electrical system isn't maintained and there's a short circuit, it can start a fire, putting employees at risk.
What are some of the funniest workplace accident stories you've heard?
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2024-12-07 07:29
There was a man at work who tried to impress everyone by doing a little dance while waiting for the photocopier. He didn't notice that the copier was already done and when he spun around, he tripped over the cord and landed flat on his face. It was really funny to see his shocked expression.
Are there any funny lapsitting accident stories?
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2024-11-21 02:21
Sure! There was a time at a picnic when a toddler was sitting on grandpa's lap. Grandpa was trying to open a can of soda and it fizzed all over. The sudden movement made the toddler slide a bit on his lap, which was really funny.
What are some integrity funny stories in the workplace?
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2024-11-06 17:05
In a workplace, there was a new employee named Jane. The office had a rule about not using personal devices during work hours for non - work related things. One day, Jane saw her colleague secretly playing a game on his phone. When their boss walked in, Jane's colleague quickly hid his phone. But Jane, with integrity, told the boss what had happened. The funny thing was that the boss then said he knew all along and was just testing everyone. It made Jane's colleague feel a bit silly.
Can you share a short story of an accident in a workplace?
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2024-12-01 03:51
Sure. In an office, a filing cabinet suddenly tipped over. A woman was walking by at that moment. She tried to jump out of the way but still got hit on the leg. It was because some of the top - heavy drawers were left open. Her coworkers helped her sit down and got some ice for her bruised leg.
The end of a funny workplace novel
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2025-01-09 08:21
The following are some recommendations for the end of some funny workplace novels: 1. The author of Sunny Early Spring: Don't cry, girl. This novel told the story of a rookie in the workplace. The heroine gradually became a beauty in the workplace through brave efforts and won the heart of the proud and vicious BOSS. The words of this novel were infectious, the female protagonist was well shaped, and the plot was fascinating. 2. Return from the End of the Road of Immortality by Cang Yuexuan. Although this novel doesn't mention the specific plot of the workplace, it's an ending story with a funny female protagonist. It might bring you some joy and a relaxing reading experience. 3. [Laughing No Concubine: My Princess Loves Money Too Much] Author: Dong Mi Di. This novel told the story of a sharp-tongued, unscrupulous girl who could do anything in the workplace with her poisonous tongue. If you like funny workplace plots, this novel might bring you joy. Please note that the novels recommended above may not completely meet the requirements of a humorous workplace novel, but they are all completed works and may bring you some fun to read.
Getting Fired Funny Stories: Hilarious Workplace Blunders
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2024-11-26 04:47
My coworker was a big fan of practical jokes. One day, he put a fake bug in the boss's coffee cup. When the boss saw it, he screamed like a little girl. But instead of laughing it off, the boss was really angry and fired him right away. We couldn't stop laughing about how the boss reacted, even though it cost my coworker his job.
What are some funny good intention stories in the workplace?
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2024-11-02 09:20
A team at work wanted to cheer up their boss who had been having a tough time. They planned a surprise party during lunch break. But one of the team members got the date wrong. So when they showed up with balloons and cake, the boss was like 'What's going on?' Once they explained, the boss laughed and was really happy about their good intentions. It was a funny moment as they all stood there awkwardly at first with their party stuff.
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