short funny ghost stories

The following is a complete collection of short funny ghost stories: A young female ghost wanted to return to the human world after she died. Before she died, she found a handsome scholar and asked him to help her return to the human world. The scholar agreed, but the ghost told him that she must stay in his bed for three days and three nights and could not leave the room. The scholar agreed, but on the third night, the female ghost suddenly woke up and found that the scholar had disappeared, leaving only a piece of white paper and a pen. The female ghost was very angry and began to write her message. At the end, she wrote: "I am tired of this boring torture. Now I want to return to my ghost world!" A couple was walking in the forest when they heard a scream. When they got closer, they found a girl trapped in a bush. The girl looked very scared but the boy decided to save her. As he approached the bushes, he suddenly saw a furry bear. The boy was very afraid but he said calmly,"Don't worry, I'll save you." So the boy took out a dagger and stabbed at the bear. The bear noticed the boy's intention and began to run away. The boy continued to chase, but the bear had already run very fast. The boy finally caught the bear, but the bear died because it had been stabbed in the heart by the boy's dagger. The boy felt very guilty because he only wanted to scare the girl and did not consider the bear's feelings. A young couple lived in an old apartment. One night they heard a noise that seemed to come from the wall. They turned on the lights and saw a ghostly figure on the wall. They were very scared but they tried to comfort each other and started singing and dancing. However, the ghost became clearer and clearer until they realized that it was just a candle on a candlelight dinner. Because the shadow of the candle swayed, it looked like a person. When they finally stopped singing and dancing, the candle shadows disappeared. An old lady wanted to return to the human world after she died, so she found a handsome scholar before she died and asked him to help her return to the human world. The scholar agreed, but the old lady told him that she must stay in his bed for three days and three nights and could not leave the room. The scholar agreed, but on the fourth night, the old lady suddenly woke up and found that the scholar had disappeared, leaving only a piece of white paper and a pen. The old lady was very angry and started to write her message. At the end, she wrote,"I'm tired of this boring torture. Now I want to go back to my ghost world!"

Once upon a time, a ghost tried to scare a cat. But the cat just yawned and walked away. The ghost was so offended that it vanished immediately.

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who moved into an old house. At night, she heard strange scratching noises. She peeked out of her room and saw a small white figure scurrying across the hall. It turned out to be a friendly little ghost cat that just liked to play pranks.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost who was very bad at haunting. He would always accidentally pass through walls into the wrong rooms. One time, he ended up in a room full of puppies. Instead of scaring them, the puppies chased him around, thinking he was a new plaything.

Sure. There was a ghost who was very shy. He was haunting an old house but every time someone came in, he would hide in the closet. One day, a little girl moved in. She started talking to the closet, saying she knew he was there and wanted to be friends. The ghost was so surprised that he finally came out and they ended up playing hide - and - seek together.

A ghost was trying to be scary. It went 'Boo!' But the cat just yawned and walked away. The ghost was so offended it never haunted that house again.

It depends. Some people find ghost stories funny because of the way they are told or the humorous elements incorporated. But for others, they can be scary or creepy rather than funny.

One funny short ghost story is about a ghost that wanted to haunt a house but got stuck in the chimney and had to be rescued by the homeowners. They all had a good laugh about it in the end.

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A young couple moved into a new apartment. One night, the wife saw a ghostly face in the mirror while brushing her teeth. But when she blinked, it was gone. Later, she found out it was the previous tenant's clumsy attempt at scaring new people, as he left a funny - looking mask stuck to the back of the mirror.