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I Became a Kindergarten Teacher for Monster Babies!

I Became a Kindergarten Teacher for Monster Babies!

She applied for a simple teaching job but she ended up raising a classroom full of supernatural toddlers and accidentally becoming the Demon Lord’s obsession. *** Struggling to pay rent and drowning in rejection emails, Alina Hart, 24, is desperate for a stable job. When she stumbles across a strange flyer offering a "live-in teaching position at a private academy," she signs the contract without reading the fine print. Big mistake. On her first day, she learns three things: 1...Her students are not human. 2...One breathes fire. Another howls at the moon. One floats through walls and another eats chalk like candy. 3...The school’s principal is Dante Nightshade, a seven-foot-tall Demon Lord with blood-red eyes and zero patience for mortals. And Alina? She just accidentally scolded the Demon Prince, Dante’s only son. Now, the students are clinging to her. The royal parents are demanding "private meetings." And the Demon Lord keeps appearing in her classroom with a gaze that’s far too intense for a casual visit. --- Alina: “Please stop throwing fireballs in the classroom!” Baby Dragon: “But Teacher! That’s how we play catch!” --- Alina: “Luna, you can’t bite people just because they sit next to me.” Luna (growling): “He was breathing near you. That’s MY air!” Alina: “…Please don’t make this a crime scene.” --- Sable (whispering from her shadow): “I bit the crayon... and it betrayed me.” Alina: “Sable… crayons are not food.” Sable: “…Then why are they so colorful?” --- Vlad Jr.: “Miss Alina, I have written my will.” Alina: “You’re four.” Vlad Jr.: “And yet, I have already loved and lost.” Alina: “…You lost a cookie.” •••• She wanted a quiet job with crayons and nap time. What she got was magical chaos, clingy monster cubs, and a demon principal who doesn’t understand why her smile affects him more than any weapon ever has... Tags: Fantasy | Comedy | Slow Burn Romance | Monster Babies | Found Family | Overpowered Male Lead | Soft Female Lead | Slice of Life [ Complete Goals to Unlock Bonus Chapters: 1,000 Power Stones = +1 Bonus Chapter 500 Golden Tickets = +1 Bonus Chapter 1 Magic Castle = +2 Bonus Chapters ]
Fantasy
655 Chs
The Good Teacher

The Good Teacher

Guy Larks was famous in his original world for his widespread charity work in poverty-stricken and war-torn nations. He was especially known for his efforts in developing schools and educational facilities for children, as well as teaching and nurturing many students. So it was devastating news to learn that he wouldn't live past his 30th year. But he was given a second chance! A new life in another world, as a down-by-the-dumps teaching apprentice in a world of magic and wonder. He was given no cheat, just a Repository of Knowledge holding all the information he could bring with him from his previous life. In this new world, Guy rediscovered his life's true calling! Ride along on Guy's journey as he changes the world one budding mind at a time, as the greatest teacher this world has ever seen! State of Story: - Volume 1 - A Whole New World [COMPLETED][FREE] - Volume 2 - Starting Anew [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 3 - The Grand Experiment [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 4 - Birth of the True World Sect [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 5 - Legacy of the True World Sect [COMPLETED][LOCKED] - Volume 6 - Worlds Beyond [ONGOING][LOCKED] Discord: https://discord.gg/PKbqtembQJ Expected Upload Freq.: 3 Chapters per Week w/ min. 1500 Words per Chapter _______ AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is a slice-of-life-ish story at its core. This is NOT a hot-blooded, high-octane novel filled with conflicts and fights around every corner. If that is the kind of story you are looking for, unfortunately, you will not find it here (at least not in the early chapters). The MC is a modern man, with modern sensibilities. Conflicts are handled civilly, or avoided altogether. There will be fights, but the story does not revolve around it. The MC is mature, and handles relationships tactfully. There will be a slow-burn romance in this story, and ABSOLUTELY NO HAREM. I despise that genre from the bottom of my heart! I also have some LGBTQ+ elements planned for the future (with side characters). English not first language. Writing mistake? Please forgive. Proofread many times before upload, problems not much. If issue, then point out mistake, I correct immediate. I am thank you for you're understanding :) ALSO: I started writing this story with one intention in mind, and that was to act as a parody of existing novels with similar themes. However, around CH25, I realised that my work was becoming too derivative and boring. So I pivoted and decided to make my novel its own thing. I believe that my work has become better because of it. Additional Tags: #LGBTQ+
Fantasy
459 Chs
The Devil CEO and Fairy Teacher

The Devil CEO and Fairy Teacher

Both were complete strangers. One wants to become powerful and domineering in life. While other wants a simple one... They don't have any differences in their status as both are powerful heirs in City A and become successful CEOs in their young age. However, on surface their lives seems so simple and cheerful.. They had no rivals at least in their relationship... but where it went wrong? How it became complicated? Their single decision...no matter whether its right or wrong... Turned Lu Cheng and Tang Xi's worlds upside down! And what was it? How its going to end? ------ She pats the man's face "Wake up!!". Her heart trembled as he didn't wake up.She recalled her family's accident and gets nervous. She pulls the man out yelling "Wake up!!wake..". She couldn't move him out and thought go call the emergency service at once. She turned to run but stopped.She turns and sees the man holding her wrist tightly, whispering and struggling to speak. She gets anxious seeing his weak state and leans to help him "You..don't worry let me take you hospital..you will be alright okay?". The man still held her wrist tight said "Help me...Save my kid". She frowned "Kid?" and looked into his car. She gets shocked seeing a small baby in backseat sleeping peacefully.How could ...this baby sleeping peacefully?. She checks if the baby fainted? And relaxes seeing a headphone over his ears. No wonder he is sleeping peacefully. She runs to the man "Baby is fine.Come lets move..". He pushes her away weakly "Take the kid and run". She stunned "What?!". ------ The book cover is taken from google and edited. Please read this original novel at your own risk. This novel isn't edited completely and this is my first ever novel wrote after got inspired randomly. If you can't handle it just leave it before you get headache of the grammatical errors! That's why it is not in premium. Stop complaining people! I warned you! Thank you for the support and love! My works: 1. The Devil CEO and Fairy Teacher - Completed (Editing under progress) 2. The Commoner Consort : The Country's Respected Empress - ongoing. 3. Dear Me - Poetry (Only in wattpad as it was for some contest). 4. Withering Heart: Bracing My Broken Pieces (New) 5. The Queen of Swords: Transmigration of a legend (New) ----------- You can find me on Instagram @hateera_the_darkwhite Twitter @Hateera_Writer Facebook @Hateera
General
383 Chs
Tell me some teacher farts stories.
Once, a teacher was quietly writing on the blackboard when suddenly a small fart slipped out. The students in the front row heard it and started giggling. The teacher, completely unaware at first, continued until he noticed the students' reactions. He just blushed a little and carried on with the lesson as if nothing had happened.
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2024-11-30 17:05
Tell a teacher farts story.
Once, in a very quiet classroom during a test, the teacher was walking around to monitor. All of a sudden, there was a small fart sound. The teacher quickly looked around as if it was one of the students. But then, another small one came, and it was clear it was from the teacher. The students tried to hold in their laughter.
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2024-12-02 08:16
Are there any funny teacher farts stories you know?
Well, there was a physical education teacher. During a lecture about sportsmanship, he let out a long, drawn - out fart. He immediately said 'That was my body's way of showing how much air we use when we run'. His quick - witted response made the students laugh and also helped them remember the point about physical exertion and breathing. It was a really funny and memorable moment for the whole class.
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2024-11-30 23:43
What could be a funny teacher farts story?
Imagine a teacher in a yoga class for students. As he was demonstrating a pose, he farted. The students started giggling. He then joked that it was his body's way of releasing extra energy. He even incorporated it into the lesson by talking about how the body expels gas during certain movements, turning an embarrassing moment into an educational one.
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2024-12-02 23:01
What could be the reaction of students if a female teacher farts?
Some students might giggle or laugh quietly. They are kids after all and find such things a bit funny in a childish way.
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2024-11-26 23:40
Are there any interesting girl farts stories?
I heard about a girl who was in a theater. She ate a lot of popcorn and drank a big soda. Then, during a really quiet part of the movie, she let out a little fart. She was so embarrassed and tried to pretend it wasn't her. But the people around her kind of knew. However, instead of getting mad, they just giggled a bit and then went back to watching the movie.
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2024-12-11 03:23
Are there any funny stories that are not about sexy farts?
Sure! There is a story about a clumsy squirrel trying to steal nuts from a bird feeder. It kept slipping on the pole and finally gave up, which was really hilarious.
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2024-11-13 22:38
Share some interesting mom farts stories.
There was this time at a family gathering. My mom was sitting on a squeaky chair. When she shifted to get more comfortable, she made a fart - like noise because of the chair, but we all thought it was her actually farting. She tried to defend herself, but it was too late as we were all already laughing. It was a light - hearted moment that added some humor to the gathering.
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2024-11-18 11:55
What are some horror stories from BuzzFeed related to farts?
Well, I'm not sure if there are many specific 'fart horror stories' on BuzzFeed. But maybe there could be some comical horror - like someone farting at a really inappropriate and spooky moment during a haunted house visit, scaring not just the ghosts but also the people around them.
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2024-11-30 04:06
What can we learn from girl farts stories?
From girl farts stories, we can see that humor can be a great way to deal with embarrassing situations. When a girl farts and her friends react with laughter in a friendly way, it turns an awkward moment into a bonding experience. It also teaches us that we shouldn't be too hard on ourselves when these things happen, because it's a normal part of being human.
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2024-12-09 02:48
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